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Fritz the Farting Reindeer
- Farting Adventures, Book 3
- Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
- Length: 5 mins
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Publisher's summary
Fritz is an excellent reindeer, except for one small problem: He has gas. And leading up to the big day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Will Fritz make the team?
Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come.
A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too.
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- Bree
- 12-01-23
Great story but kids want pictures.
Really love these stories, just wish there were pictures for kids to follow along and understand.
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