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The Book of Ultimate Truths
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
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Cornelius Murphy is a big-haired seventeen-year-old tall school leaver, devoted avoider of regular employment and Stuff of Epics....
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"headache inducing"
- By Mdw77 on 12-27-21
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The Book of Ultimate Truths
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 12-17-13
- Language: English
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The Brentford Triangle
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs
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Omally groaned. "It is the end of mankind as we know it. I should never have got up so early today" and all over Brentford electrical appliances were beginning to fail....
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I miss the sound effects!
- By Heather on 03-14-18
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The Brentford Triangle
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs
- Release date: 10-22-13
- Language: English
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The Antipope
- The First Part of the Brentford Trilogy
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Andy Greenhalgh, David Gooderson, Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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You could say it all started with the red-eyed tramp with the slimy fingers who put the wind up Neville....
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Fun and silly
- By Jessica on 02-28-09
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The Antipope
- The First Part of the Brentford Trilogy
- Narrated by: Andy Greenhalgh, David Gooderson, Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 1
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 07-26-06
- Language: English
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A Dog Called Demolition
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Danny: The portrait of a surreal killer. Each one of us has an invisible space alien perched upon our shoulders controlling our thoughts....
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Genius
- By LawMan on 02-07-21
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A Dog Called Demolition
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 09-05-14
- Language: English
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Apocalypso
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs
- Release date: 11-13-14
- Language: English
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The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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The epic conclusion to the epic trilogy - and trilogies do not go out with a bigger bang than this one....
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The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 12-31-13
- Language: English
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The Sprouts of Wrath
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 4
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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Amazing, but true: Brentford Town Council, in an act of supreme public-spiritedness (and a great big wodge of folding stuff from a mysterious benefactor) has agreed to host the next Olympic Games....
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The Sprouts of Wrath
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 4
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 4
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 10-29-13
- Language: English
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Armageddon: The Musical
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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From the point of view of 2050, you're history....
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I Couldn't Finish It
- By Amazon Customer on 09-17-16
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Armageddon: The Musical
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 11-26-13
- Language: English
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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Robert wants to be a star in the movies. He has invented a system with his computer that could put the old stars back on the screen, alongside him....
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Gotta love, TIME TRAVELING NAZI'S!
- By brian burton on 01-05-21
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Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 10-10-14
- Language: English
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The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 5
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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There is nothing more powerful than a bad idea whose time has come. And there can be few ideas less bad or more potentially apocalyptic than that hatched by genetic scientist Dr Stephen Malone....
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The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 5
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 5
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 11-05-13
- Language: English
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Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 6
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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It has always been John Omally's secret ambition to become a rock star. In his youth he mastered air guitar and wardrobe-mirror posing, but he lacked that certain something. Talent....
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Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 6
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 6
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 11-12-13
- Language: English
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East of Ealing
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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Ahead, where once had been only bombsite land, the Lateinos and Romiith building rose above Brentford....
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a convoluted end
- By Maria on 06-27-15
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East of Ealing
- Brentford Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Brentford, Book 3
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 10-29-13
- Language: English
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The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag
- Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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The story of Billy, whose Grandmother left him the "voodoo handbag" in her will, after he had sold her soul to science....
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A bit odd, but it does come together in the end
- By Emma on 12-07-20
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The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag
- Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 10-28-14
- Language: English
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Sprout Mask Replica
- Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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The compelling story of a family of fervent God-botherers which may or may not be a family memoir and is certainly full of tall tales....
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Meanders
- By Karen Marie on 02-01-22
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Sprout Mask Replica
- Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 1
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 10-07-14
- Language: English
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Waiting for Godalming
- Barking Mad Trilogy 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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The Jehovahs have always been a tight-knit family and one of the biggest names in universal property development....
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still nuts
- By Dee on 04-24-21
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Waiting for Godalming
- Barking Mad Trilogy 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Barking Mad Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 10-24-14
- Language: English
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Raiders of the Lost Car Park
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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Part two of the three-part Epic Adventure - featuring a lost car park, the Hidden King of the World and more conspiracies than you can shake a stout stick at....
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The Stuff of Epics
- By Heather Gimbel on 10-10-23
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Raiders of the Lost Car Park
- Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Cornelius Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 12-27-13
- Language: English
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The Greatest Show off Earth
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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Roll up! Roll Up! You have never seen anything like it in your life. The last thing Raymond expected when he went down to his allotment was to be abducted....
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silly and absurd fun
- By Kristy Espoito on 06-17-21
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The Greatest Show off Earth
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 09-05-14
- Language: English
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They Came and Ate Us
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
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It is the year 2060 and oh no! The world is going to end again....
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Rankin is so weird
- By Karen Marie on 12-11-22
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They Came and Ate Us
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 2
- Length: 12 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 12-06-13
- Language: English
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The Brightonomicon
- By: Robert Rankin, Neil Gardner, Elliott Stein
- Narrated by: David Warner, Rupert Degas, Andy Serkis, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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This is the tale of two incredible people - one who knows he is incredible and the other who learns to be incredible....
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Good fun but....
- By Bethany on 09-15-19
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The Brightonomicon
- Narrated by: David Warner, Rupert Degas, Andy Serkis, Martin Jarvis, Jason Isaacs, Sarah Douglas, Mark Wing-Davey
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 07-20-19
- Language: English
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The Suburban Book of the Dead
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
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The final novel in the Armageddon Quartet and arguably the best of the three....
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The Suburban Book of the Dead
- Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Series: Armageddon Trilogy, Book 3
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 12-13-13
- Language: English
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