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Robert Rankin
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Robert Rankin
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The compelling story of a family of fervent God-botherers which may or may not be a family memoir and is certainly full of tall tales.
©1997 Robert Rankin (P)2014 Audible StudiosListeners also enjoyed...
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it's a Rankin story.
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Meanders
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Interesting story
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HILARIOUS
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Endless
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Delightfully Strange
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This is so far out that this is not necessary. Also written before anyone with a idea can make a book without having to making a story without the stuff mentioned above.
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Strange stuff
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The reader is barking mad. And funny. Haha.
Nuts
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Zany rambling tales and fabulously funny narration
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ehh
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