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Elle Thorpe
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Reason 17: The year Nana drank too much eggnog and threw up in my Guccis.
Isabel hates Christmas. She’s got a Christmas disaster for each of her 25 years. When her boss sends her from the sun-kissed beaches of Australia to snowy small-town Wyoming, it’s just another thing to add to her "do not like" list. Snow sucks. Christmas sucks. And cowboys suck most of all.
Except, maybe, for one....
Reason 21: The year my workplace secret Santa bought me tampons. From the bathroom vending machine.
Johnny loves Christmas. And it only gets better when he lays eyes on a grinchy brunette with the cutest accent around. She might only be in town for a few weeks, but he’s never been one to back down from a challenge. He’s going to right every wrong on her list to make her fall in love with Christmas.
And with him.
Reason 25: The year I fell for a sexy cowboy. Who lives on the other side of the world. What the hell do I do now?
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Sunny Burke is the all-American life of the party. The golden boy everybody loves, a talented cowboy, and the man who warms my bed at night. In rodeo circles, they call Kai Hunt "Frost" because of his determination to win and his icy exterior. He's never made it a secret he can't stand his best friend's girl. Aka, me. Then the three of us got into a car, and everything changed. Because only two left it alive. In the aftermath, I slink back home to my little country town to lick my wounds. Yet fate has other plans.
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Substance
- By Cathyst on 02-01-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Sexy Dirty Cowboy
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Stella Hunter
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
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Rem "Viper" James knew his secrets wouldn’t stay buried forever. He just never expected to be arrested in front of 20,000 screaming rodeo fans. Dragged into an interrogation room, Rem is given an ultimatum: testify against his old motorcycle club, or face another stint in a cell.
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I don’t normally review…
- By Brittany F on 02-12-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Christmas After All
- Happily Ever After All Series, Book 1
- By: Cece Louise
- Narrated by: Andy Garcia-Ruse, Neal Arango
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
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The only thing I hate more than Christmas is Tucker James—the guy who wrote a song about me after I turned him down in high school. He became famous. I became infamous. With Tucker back in town to play at the annual winter festival, this Christmas is shaping up to be one of the worst. Everyone in Halften loves the country music star who put our town on the map.
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Sweet clean Christmas romance
- By Anonymous User on 12-23-24
By: Cece Louise
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In Stockings
- In with the Pack
- By: Hannah Haze
- Narrated by: Kitty Perrelli, Christopher Boucher
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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I’ve often dreamed of bumping into the three hot alphas I spent my school days crushing over. In those dreams, I’m sexy and sophisticated. The kind of omega who knocks them off their feet. Unfortunately, the day that dream becomes a reality – the day I’m reunited with Pack Hart – I’m dressed as a Christmas elf. Yep, an elf – complete with pointy ears, stripy stockings and bells on my shoes.
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So much fun!
- By MelissaD on 03-17-25
By: Hannah Haze
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Naughty-ish
- A Naughty Next-Door Neighbor Holiday Romance
- By: L.B. Dunbar
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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With the name Holliday, you’d think I’d be all about the Christmas season. Most years, I am, but this one not so much. Between my ex being a real Scrooge-in-the-backside, re-entering the workforce, wrangling my two children, and evading my eight-year-old’s questions about Santa’s existence, I’m struggling to believe in the magic myself.
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Loved it!
- By Kaitlin Kelsey on 12-13-23
By: L.B. Dunbar
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Talk Dirty, Cowboy
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- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Dorje Swallow
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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Bowen Barclay lived to ride bulls—until his single-minded focus cost his wife her life. Four years on, raising his son alone is the only thing he’s getting right. His rodeo career is going down in flames, and instead of dating, he’s playing his kid’s video games.
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Hot Australian rodeo cowboys
- By Brooke on 01-09-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Ride Dirty, Cowboy
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- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Sofia Lette
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
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Sunny Burke is the all-American life of the party. The golden boy everybody loves, a talented cowboy, and the man who warms my bed at night. In rodeo circles, they call Kai Hunt "Frost" because of his determination to win and his icy exterior. He's never made it a secret he can't stand his best friend's girl. Aka, me. Then the three of us got into a car, and everything changed. Because only two left it alive. In the aftermath, I slink back home to my little country town to lick my wounds. Yet fate has other plans.
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Substance
- By Cathyst on 02-01-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Sexy Dirty Cowboy
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Stella Hunter
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
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Rem "Viper" James knew his secrets wouldn’t stay buried forever. He just never expected to be arrested in front of 20,000 screaming rodeo fans. Dragged into an interrogation room, Rem is given an ultimatum: testify against his old motorcycle club, or face another stint in a cell.
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I don’t normally review…
- By Brittany F on 02-12-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Christmas After All
- Happily Ever After All Series, Book 1
- By: Cece Louise
- Narrated by: Andy Garcia-Ruse, Neal Arango
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
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The only thing I hate more than Christmas is Tucker James—the guy who wrote a song about me after I turned him down in high school. He became famous. I became infamous. With Tucker back in town to play at the annual winter festival, this Christmas is shaping up to be one of the worst. Everyone in Halften loves the country music star who put our town on the map.
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Sweet clean Christmas romance
- By Anonymous User on 12-23-24
By: Cece Louise
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In Stockings
- In with the Pack
- By: Hannah Haze
- Narrated by: Kitty Perrelli, Christopher Boucher
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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I’ve often dreamed of bumping into the three hot alphas I spent my school days crushing over. In those dreams, I’m sexy and sophisticated. The kind of omega who knocks them off their feet. Unfortunately, the day that dream becomes a reality – the day I’m reunited with Pack Hart – I’m dressed as a Christmas elf. Yep, an elf – complete with pointy ears, stripy stockings and bells on my shoes.
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So much fun!
- By MelissaD on 03-17-25
By: Hannah Haze
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Naughty-ish
- A Naughty Next-Door Neighbor Holiday Romance
- By: L.B. Dunbar
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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With the name Holliday, you’d think I’d be all about the Christmas season. Most years, I am, but this one not so much. Between my ex being a real Scrooge-in-the-backside, re-entering the workforce, wrangling my two children, and evading my eight-year-old’s questions about Santa’s existence, I’m struggling to believe in the magic myself.
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Loved it!
- By Kaitlin Kelsey on 12-13-23
By: L.B. Dunbar
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A Naughty Little Christmas
- By: Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Sebastian York
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
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I figured moonlighting as a Santa stripper was the most exciting thing on my docket this holiday season. But that was before Macy Clayton careened back into my life, before we were snowed in at a secluded ranger station with nothing but each other to keep warm. And yes, what the survivalists say is true - you really do stay warmer, and happier, when you're naked.
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More nice than naughty novella
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 08-24-21
By: Lili Valente
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Holiday Hire
- By: Maggie Cole
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Stephanie Nemeth Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
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Widower Alexander Cartwright has one thing on his mind—his kids. He plans on keeping it that way until his mother hires a sassy, free-spirited nanny to watch them during the holidays. Art teacher Phoebe Love needs a job and to take a secret time out from her long-term, not always nice boyfriend. She plans to focus on the two boys and figure her situation out, but their father isn’t making that easy on her.
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Loved it!
- By Amanda Larsen on 03-11-25
By: Maggie Cole
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A Very Merry Mistake
- A Very Merry Standalone
- By: Lyra Parish
- Narrated by: Thomas Oakley, Samantha Cook
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
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A sexy cinnamon-roll lumberjack offers me a ride into town, a stay at his cozy cabin, and eventually his bed. All things I can't refuse. After several flirty glances and heated mistletoe kisses, we create rules: no strings attached and no falling in love. Agreeing to the impossible might be my biggest mistake yet. I visited the small town for one reason only: to prove a point to my father. Now I've got a fake boyfriend.
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Wow I couldn’t finish this
- By Ellen Ellis on 01-21-25
By: Lyra Parish
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The Holiday Games
- The One Where the Small Town Girl Flees to NYC, Falls for a Big City Hottie, and Has a Non-Denominational, Feel Good Holiday with Lots of Hot Cocoa and Kisses Under the Mistletoe
- By: Lili Valente
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Lili Valente
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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My name is Caroline "Candy" Cane, I own a country inn, date a man who runs a Christmas tree farm, and my mom's peppermint fudge wins first place at the Reindeer Corners' festival every year. Basically, I'm living every romance-loving girlie's small town dream. Until a last minute trip to New York City leads to catching my boyfriend banging a Rockette (in full elf costume). So, when I'm offered a chance to star in a hospitality-themed reality show, I jump at the chance to serve hot cocoa in roller skates on national television.
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Holiday Twist
- By BrieWhale on 12-30-24
By: Lili Valente
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The Billionaire Scrooge Next Door
- By: Olivia Hayle
- Narrated by: Meg Price, Neill Thorne
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
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I go home to Fairhill for the holidays to escape my cramped city apartment and failed career. My to-do’s are spending time with family, eating turkey, and watching bad Christmas movies. Reigniting my crush on my brother’s former best friend was not on the list.
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Perfect for Christmas
- By readingcornercozy on 12-30-23
By: Olivia Hayle
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A Very London Christmas
- Love in London, Book 2
- By: Sara Madderson
- Narrated by: Shane East, KC Sheridan, Zara Hampton Brown
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
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I’ve scored the ultimate Christmas nannying gig, and my plans include:(1) Hanging with adorable, four-year-old Bea (2) Ice-skating (3) Visiting Santa at Harrods. They do not include: (1) Falling for Miles, Bea’s grumpy, loaded and unreasonably gorgeous dad (2) Miles peeling my top off (and his own) when Bea vomits all over us (3) Accidentally telling him to ‘make better use of me' over champagne Christmas is not going to plan.
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Every Nanny Fantasy
- By Brandie Spencer on 01-07-25
By: Sara Madderson
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Holiday Hoax
- A Fake Marriage Billionaire Romance
- By: Maggie Cole
- Narrated by: Ava Lucas, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
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She’s going to drive me nuts. Nevertheless, her perky everything, endless legs, and innocent eyes will come in handy. It’ll stop my family from pushing every country girl turned wanna-be Dallas socialite on me.
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Rotten Georgia Peach
- By Jessica Rodriguez on 12-12-22
By: Maggie Cole
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Only the Positive
- Only You
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Antony Davis
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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I made a mistake that might have ruined someone's life. I've moved to Sydney to avoid the glares and the questions from the people back home, but there's one thing I can't run from--the guilt and pain that follows me relentlessly. All I can do is dull it with alcohol and casual sex. But then my new boss, Mr Dark and Delicious, deserted me, mid kiss, with my skirt hiked up and my shirt discarded on the alley floor. I should hate him—him and the secrets he's keeping. But I can't stay away. Because the pain and guilt he's hiding mirror my own.
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Amazing narrations!
- By Evi R Hill on 10-29-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Evil Enemy
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- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Michelle Sparks
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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I’m the ruling queen of Saint View Strip. After growing up poor, taking my clothes off and dancing for men is all I know. My thriving club and the people I employ are everything. They’re my ride or die, and I’m theirs.
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A new series
- By Ap2514 on 06-03-23
By: Elle Thorpe
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Defiant Heart
- An Enemies to Lovers Small Town Romance
- By: Brighton Walsh
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Vanessa Edwin
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
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I’ve slapped my cuffs on Luna Lancaster too many times to count and not a single one was for fun. As the sheriff of Starlight Cove, I shouldn't crave her, but I do. She’s chaos, mayhem, and sunshine wrapped up in too-tight yoga pants. The lawbreaker might have the town enamored with her free spirit, but she’s a thorn in my side, even if she is the sexiest woman I've ever seen. I want her out of my town and out of my head. Trouble is, she's made it perfectly clear she's not going anywhere.
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Funny, romantic & I need more audio by this author
- By Hannah Danielle Scofield (Justagirlandherbook21 - Bookstagram) on 04-07-23
By: Brighton Walsh
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The Mistletoe Bet
- Strawberry Hollow, Book 1
- By: Maren Moore
- Narrated by: Desireé Ketchum
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
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When I'm forced to spend the holidays at home with my family in Strawberry Hollow, I have no idea how I'm even going to survive the week, let alone make it through my least favorite holiday… Christmas. That is until I run into my childhood crush and my brother's best friend, Parker Grant. Now, he's the sexy, off-limits doctor in our small town and nothing like the man I left behind six years ago.
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fun, cute and romantic!
- By Hannah Danielle Scofield (Justagirlandherbook21 - Bookstagram) on 12-07-24
By: Maren Moore
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Eating Her Christmas Cookies
- A Holiday Romantic Comedy (Frost Brothers, Book 1)
- By: Alina Jacobs
- Narrated by: Neva Navarre, Tim Paige
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
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In my perfect world, it would always be winter and never Christmas. I despise the holiday. I hate carols, shopping, and pretending to be a perfect family. I walked away from my family, or rather, they walked away from me. My heart is like ice. See it creeping up the walls. Oh, wait, no, that’s royal icing.
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Cloying influencer’s wet dream
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-24-22
By: Alina Jacobs
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- Jen
- 11-22-23
I love Sofia and Aaron together!!!
Oh my goodness....what an adorable little Christmas/Holiday story. Whether you like to consume your holiday reading via ebook, paperback, or audiobook....I definitely recommend this one.
Aaron Shedlock and Sofia Lette are so adorable as Johnny and Isabelle. Sofia has such a beautiful voice and throw in that Australian accent and she is a perfect Isabelle. Aaron Shedlock has that relaxed tone to his voice and he is a great match with Sofia.
Isabelle is in the US for her job during the Christmas season and she despises it because she is not a fan of Christmas. She has a list of every reason why she doesn't like it and when she meets Johnny West he becomes intent on righting all the Christmas wrongs she has experienced. The whirlwind romance that forms was so fun.
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- Celkat_reading_hea
- 12-17-24
Fun, sweet Christmas romance
This is a wonderful, heartwarming Christmas romance for two people finding themselves in love when they weren’t looking.
Isabelle is in Wyoming on a work visa and is returning to home to Sydney, Australia on December 26 and is not planning on meeting anyone while in Wyoming, because she’s too cold to think about going anywhere in the Wyoming winter, but she wasn’t expecting on Johnny to be too cute, sweet and irresistible.
Johnny West is all cowboy and competes in the rodeo circuit and he has fallen head over heels in love with the sassy, Christmas hating Scrooge, Isabelle and he’s made it his mission to get her to fall in love with Christmas 🎄 💕
The narration was done really well
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- Shannon S.
- 12-28-23
Mehhhh it was ok…
This definitely wasn't my favorite book, and considering how short it was, I expected to finish it in a day or so, but it took me days. I just wasn’t excited to read it or listen to the audiobook. I don’t know why, but the story didn’t connect for me. The audiobook narrators did a good job; I just didn’t love the overall story. It was a bit too cutesy, insta-love for me. And there wasn’t much humor, either. The blurb made me think there would be more comedic moments, but there really wasn’t much going on within the story.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 11-27-23
Sometimes salty and sweet don’t make a great treat
For a series under the moniker Dirty Cowboy, I expected a lot more sizzle and sass. Unfortunately, after the peppy meet-cute, the rest of the “I hate Christmas” romance was mild and sweet. There was zero conflict or energy until the end, and that was thankfully resolved with proper novella quickness.
The sex was decidedly more salty, and there are a handful of F bombs, so this is not the Christmas cozy
I was expecting. That’s probably my fault for buying based on the cartoon cover and not looking at the author’s other books. Even though though the sex is more detailed, I can’t say that sizzled for me either.
Ultimately, this was an okay romance with a good dose of Christmas activities, two or three naughty scenes for good novella value, and even an epilogue squeezed in. The duet narration served up her Aussie accent and his Wyoming voice perfectly.
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