
A Beginner's Guide to Revenge, Chaos, and Other Absurd Escapades
Demonic Disasters and Afterlife Adventures, Book 3
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Kirt Graves
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Cooper North
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By:
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Shannon Mae
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Arioch
Arioch loves his job; creating chaos and encouraging revenge is fun, and if he pranks a few demons, angels, and humans along the way, all the better. When an archangel shows up with a message from god, Arioch knows he ought to take it seriously, but what's the fun in that? Michael, the human he's supposed to help, takes everything seriously enough for both of them, and Arioch is determined to teach the guy how to have a little fun with life. If he starts to fall for the human along the way, well, another human-demon pairing can only cause more chaos, which is definitely Ari's specialty. Now he just has to convince Michael that although the two of them are polar opposites, they actually work perfectly together.
Michael
Michael has been the dependable, practical older brother his entire life; he took the weight of the world on his shoulders when he was too young to realize how heavy the burden would be. If he can guarantee happiness for his siblings, that will be enough for him, even if all he can see in his own future is loneliness. However, when Michael realizes that someone from the afterlife lied to him and attempted to cause his family harm, he is determined to do something about it. With the help of a certain demon, maybe he can figure out who targeted his family and get a little revenge. He'll just have to refrain from killing the demon that is messing up his perfectly ordered existence. When the cheerful prankster actually starts looking attractive to Michael, maybe he'll finally step out of his comfort zone and find out how fun chaos can actually be.
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Meet Randi Burnett—she’s brilliant, she’s beautiful, and she works for the bride. Missing groom? Intoxicated in-laws? Crying ring-bearer? You name it, she wrangles it. Too bad her personal life isn’t thriving like her side gig as a bridesmaid for hire. Recently dumped, Randi throws herself into her biggest challenge yet when she’s hired as a maid of honor and pretend best friend for an ice queen bride. There’s just one problem—the best man is infuriating, overprotective, and anti-marriage.
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Ryder, Garrett, Kenzo, and Diesel - The Vipers. Their deals are as sordid as their business, and their reputation is enough to bring a grown man to his knees, forcing him to beg for mercy. They are not people you mess with, yet my dad did. The old man ran up a debt with them and then sold me to cover his losses. Yes, sold me. They own me now. I’m theirs in every sense of the word. But I’ve never been meek and compliant.
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Shrek
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- R Edwards
- 02-21-25
A Well Earned Redemption
This book follows Michael, whose story starts in book two and is necessary to understand book three, as he navigates his family and his role in said family. He's a bit of a twat in book two, making the start of his story a little harder to get into, but once you're in, the dynamic between Michael and Arioch is a joy to behold. Graves and North really bring the characters to life, as always. This is a truly heart warming story about family, the roles we play, and accepting who we are. Wonderful writing, wonderful performance. Simply wonderful all around!
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- Teresa
- 01-01-25
Michael and Ari
What happens when a chias demon meets his soulmate? Well chias and vengeance obviously. Michael and Ari are so cute together, I smiled so much while reading. Listening to the audio was just as enjoyable. Both of the narrators did a wonderful job.
I cannot wait for the next one!
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- Mikey
- 02-21-25
story well written
story is well written and pulls you in. it keeps you engaged not wanting to stop reading.
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