
Apocalypse Minor
Tales of Blood and Sulphur, Book 1
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J G Clay
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The Smiling Men: once the face of friendly law enforcement, now brutal enforcers for the conniving Arch Pastor Michael and his equally twisted comrade, Lady Penelope. As Michael and Penelope use these enhanced super soldiers to crush the populace of Britain into submission, one man prepares to unleash the end of the Smiling Men...maybe even the end of the world. For the world stops when the Smiling Men cry.
Taken from J.G. Clay's enthralling Tales of Blood and Sulphur: Apocalypse Minor and expertly narrated by Chris Barnes, "The World Stops When the Smiling Men Cry" will drag you kicking and screaming into a near, and possible, future, one darker and more brutal than anything foreseen.
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