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Sandra Murphy
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Jessie G. Talbot
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Christmas is steamrolling Halloween! And Thanksgiving. New Years. And you've heard of Christmas in July? The holidays are angry. Then Santa really makes trouble and it's up to the Bogeyman to save the North Pole, three innocent families, and Christmas itself! Well, two out of three...
So will a team of hardened Monster Rangers triumph instead? The three kids caught in the middle of the madness? Their determined parents? Or does the Bogeyman have yet another card up his ragged sleeve? He must, the lovely Chloe will never notice him if he doesn't!
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