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Threadbare, Book 1
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Tim Gerard Reynolds
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By:
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Andrew Seiple
About this listen
Nominated, 2019 Audie Awards - Best Male Narrator
Meet Threadbare. He is 12 inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero.
Magically animated and discarded by his maker as a failed experiment, he is saved by a little girl. But she's got problems of her own, and he might not be able to help her.
Fortunately for the little golem, he's quick to find allies, learn skills, gain levels, and survive horrible predicaments. Which is good, because his creator has a whole lot of enemies …
Warning: Contains profanity and violence.
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Relic Online is the hottest new game out there, and it's Devon Walker's best hope for escaping her hard-knock life. Thanks to her rocking achievements in other games, she's been hired as a salaried player. Even better, her new position comes with cutting-edge implants that turn RO's virtual reality into a full-sensory explosion. Her only task? Drive the game's creator AI to the outermost limits of its creativity. Sounds easy, right? But when Devon logs in, her expectations shatter like an ice golem hit with a sonic blast.
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No veil of tears here
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 08-29-18
By: Carrie Summers
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A Reluctant Druid
- By: Jon R. Osborne
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Centuries ago, the followers of the new gods defeated the old gods and the folk of legend, banishing them from the world of man. With their departure, magic faded from the land. The Milesian Accords had provisions for a new challenge, though, and the Exiled Gods have sent their minions back to our world to seek out a champion to fight for them and a druid able to wield the magic needed to fulfill the challenge. A descendant of the druid who participated in the original challenge, Liam Knox doesn’t know anything about the Accords or his ancestors....
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I was sorta on board till the third erotic scene.
- By Jaden on 08-23-22
By: Jon R. Osborne
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Eden's Gate: The Reborn
- A LitRPG Adventure, Book 1
- By: Edward Brody
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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When Gunnar Long is transported into the first fully-immersive virtual MMORPG, he finds himself in a new world filled with magic, mystery, and adventure. No more 9-to-5 job. No more studio apartment. No more reality TV. Finally, he's in a place where he can call home, a place with people he can call friends. But as more people want to trade their real world lives to get inside Eden's Gate, the government of the outside world wants the "game" shut down at all costs.
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Good start
- By Dawn on 04-15-17
By: Edward Brody
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Halting State
- By: Charles Stross
- Narrated by: Robert Ian MacKenzie
- Length: 13 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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The year is 2012, and China, India, and the United States are waging an infowar for economic domination. With innocent gamers mere pawns in the hands of electronic intelligence agencies, programmer Jack Reed is tasked with ferreting out the plot of those who would gladly trade global turmoil for personal gain.
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2 Smart Books Well Worth the Listen - Great Reader
- By C. Hartmann on 01-08-12
By: Charles Stross
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The Dead Rogue
- An NPC’s Path, Book 1
- By: Pavel Kornev, Petr Burov - translator, Irene Woodhead - translator, and others
- Narrated by: Shawn Compton
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
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A game is only a game if you can quit. This is something I learned the hard way. I just wanted to let off some steam in virtual reality and ended up getting murdered and imprisoned in the body of one of the undead - slow, clumsy, and cursed to die at the hand of other players over and over again. The only way out of this awful predicament was to find the legendary Scroll of Rebirth, but the helpless plague-ridden corpse would need to be turned into a real killing machine. If only people knew what it was like to level up a dead rogue....
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Don't be fooled it is BAD
- By David on 11-06-18
By: Pavel Kornev, and others
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Eight
- Eight, Book 1
- By: Samer Rabadi
- Narrated by: Gary Tiedemann
- Length: 12 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Life’s tough when you’re trapped in an eight-year-old body on another world. His name is Eight. Not really, but that’s what the System decided after a slip of the tongue. One moment, he was stepping out the office door on the way home, and the next waking up on a hillside below a town wall. Oh, and the gate guard drove him off, because he thought Eight was a monster. What’s a boy to do in a world full of magic and so many, many hungry creatures searching for their next meal? Well, there’s an old man inside that body, and he'll use everything he’s learned to survive.
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The writing and narration is incredible
- By Mr. Thomas on 09-01-22
By: Samer Rabadi
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The Silent Champions: Publisher's Pack
- The Silent Champions, Books 1& 2
- By: Andy Peloquin
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 39 hrs and 19 mins
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As the son of a famous general, Aravon is proud to captain his own company against his people's enemy. But the experienced veteran’s march toward glory dissolves into pain as ruthless barbarians massacre every last one of his soldiers. Burning for vengeance, he leaps at the chance to spearhead a specially trained company and pay back his tragic defeat with blood.
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Such modern, so politics, wow
- By D. Neill on 04-18-21
By: Andy Peloquin
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The Reign of Magic
- Pentamuria Saga, Book 1
- By: Wolf Awert
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 17 hrs and 55 mins
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Pentamuria, the world of five kingdoms, is in a time of change. The power of the nobles and mages is threatened. War is upon them, although they do not know yet when or with whom. Thus, the mages are gathering in their capital, Ringwall, to prepare together against any possible enemy. At this time, the orphan boy Nill is found by the Druids. He possesses considerable magical skills. So he is taken to Ringwall, where he is to be trained in the magical arts alongside his fellow students. Nill, an outsider, shows no respect for the traditions of the magical world.
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Much too long for the story distance traveled
- By Sailfish on 01-19-18
By: Wolf Awert
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Ascend Online
- Ascend Online, Book 1
- By: Luke Chmilenko
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 17 hrs and 56 mins
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Diving into a revolutionary new video game, Marcus and his friends escape a stagnant society, entering into a world that defies their wildest imaginations. But from the moment that he logs in, Marcus finds himself separated from his friends and thrown into a remote village under attack by a horde of goblins. Forced into battle, Marcus rallies the beleaguered villagers and, with their help, manages to drive off the invading creatures. With the village in ruins and their supplies spoiled, the villagers turn to Marcus for help in rebuilding the village.
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An interesting attempt that mostly fell flat
- By Keith R. Dercole on 06-20-18
By: Luke Chmilenko
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The Godking's Legacy
- By: Virlyce
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 16 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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A legendary sword is left behind by his master, the Godking. Trapped for millennia, the sword's spirit awaits the day he'll be set free. Will his new master be worthy of inheriting the Godking's legacy?
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Most Implausible Idiocy You'll Ever Love
- By Dustin on 06-15-18
By: Virlyce
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The Legend of Randidly Ghosthound
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Noret Flood, puddles4263
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 23 hrs and 9 mins
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Due to unusual circumstances, Randidly starts in an isolated dungeon far beyond his level, forced to rely on the mysterious Traveler Shal in order to learn and survive with the dangerous new status quo for his world. But survive he does, only to leave the dungeon and discover that while he experienced several hellish months in the dungeon, only half a day passed on Earth. Randidly's capabilities are now more than enough to help build a small enclave of survivors, but that doesn't mean balancing his sense of responsibility against the plots of an unfriendly town will be easy.
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This book has mood swings
- By CDM860 on 11-10-21
By: Noret Flood, and others
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Forever Fantasy Online
- Forever Fantasy Online, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron, Travis Bach
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
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In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
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The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
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Rogues of Magic: The Complete Trilogy
- Rogues of Magic, Books 1-3
- By: J.T. Williams
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 29 hrs and 56 mins
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Sviska is a man of the shadows, an assassin without any one place to call his own. But in the Far North, he discovers a secret. Magic, long thought lost to the world, is alive. The genocide to destroy every elf, wizard, and sacred being of old is not yet complete. Sviska's masters work the strings of the world and he has been sent for a task he does not even fully understand yet. When at last he feels he has what he has always wanted, darkness falls upon the world.
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Great Series: In depth backstory
- By Kdg on 05-01-20
By: J.T. Williams
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- Wanderer4of8
- 06-06-18
Another great LitRPG, and more humorous than most.
This book was great! It allows you to discover a fun new world alongside the protagonist, and really gets you to identify with him. It's full of silliness and ridiculousness that still feels natural together, and mocks RPGs just the right amount to get you laughing out loud. It has charming relationships, and some good twists, and what looks like it will be a promising series-long story arc. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and if you have enjoyed any LitRPGs before, then you'll definitely enjoy this one.
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- Mike Montague
- 05-15-21
very good, creative, story and very original
Edit: THIS SERIES IS NOT FOR KIDS!!! The first book is clean enough. And it masquerades itself as a kids book, but the second book is WAY more inappropriate and THE THIRD BOOK IS R RATED!!
Original review: The story is great. The protagonist is fantastic. Teddy bear as a protagonist is incredibly original of an idea, and it works perfectly for the story.
the narrator's voice is a bit jarring when you first listen to it, but after a short while, it grows on you and his narration is really good. Much better than the sample makes him sound.
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- S. Hollerauer
- 09-28-18
Delightfully innocent and engaging
So very surprised by this book. It’s at the same time adorable and gritty - a difficult feat and executed flawlessly. Give it a chance and be absolutely obsessed by the first chapter. Plus there are two more books in the series on audible, so you can binge! 10/10 already bought the other two.
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- MAP
- 07-16-18
Wonderful
I want the other 2 books on audiobook as soon as possible please. Loves the story & characters. Fun addicting adventure I want more.
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- pfunky
- 06-07-18
fun book
i enjoyed this book a lot it reminds me of chronicles of a royal pet
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- Samuel Warren
- 06-10-23
Yes yes YES! 🙌 👏
This book. Such a unique concept first and foremost. Seiple shows the depth of his creativity simply by coming up with the idea of an animated teddy bear golem who ends up becoming an adventuring powerhouse. Beyond that, the execution was flawless. TGR completely OWNS this performance (as always) like it was written with him specifically in mind.
The character development is key and this being the first book our hero teddy gradually comes into a state of conscience thought by being thrown into manic situation after manic situation because of, unbeknownst to him, his dreadfully low luck score. Through fate or some other unknown force he winds up in the care of the sweetest little girl ever and while growing in his power, levels and knowledge he becomes endeared to her and would do anything to make her happy. The innocence and cuteness of these characters is almost tooo much! Its so great. This author has some real talent writing such believable inner dialog for a basically newborn creature trying to figure things out pretty much through a trial by fire. He just toddles along making his way through obstacle after obstacle not knowing how improbable it is that he lived through any of it. Hes just so innocent and adorable that things just seem to work out. Such a great book. Definitely recommend to anyone who enjoys litRPGs or loves cute lil teddy bears that are awesome
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- Kyle
- 07-09-18
Great fun, Great performance. Highly recommend.
LitRPG about an awakened teddy bear trying to survive and protect his little girl in a dangerous world he is trying to make sense of. Just as cute and as much fun as it sounds like. I definitely recommend it.
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- Waltzmedarling
- 12-27-18
Fantastic Concept for a LitRPG
A really fun take on the LitRPG genre. The later books in the series lag a bit- but this one is definitely worth a listen.
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- P. C. Gardner
- 11-13-18
Lots of fun and laughs
good book, well written, well thought out. I enjoyed the jobs scheme, pretty cool idea. not sure that all the stat bumps should happen so fast, but why not? it's not my world.
this story of a young girl and her toy golem was pretty funny. the premise was something I hadn't seen before and enjoyed it. I really liked the reasoning behind why the wizard thought he was failing. it seems logical. perhaps someone as smart as he was would have figured it out a little faster... but whatever. interesting read, with a good plot. TGR's performance was excellent, as usual.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-05-20
very clever fun read
great performance. very clever litrpg. perfect for someone who has not experienced the genre before. a refreshing change from the typical VR world LITRPG. if you like this book I would recommend the Cradle series by will wright or sufficiently advanced magic by Andrew Rowe
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