
Birth: A Dirty Story About a Dirty Country
Empty Nation Series, Book 5
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About this listen
The girls are caught in the Battle-of-the-Holes (listen to the series to understand that one). Jane takes one up the cooch for Mary.
Next, the couple is off to Carnival! Vacation in beautiful Rio was great till the whole thing goes bust! The girls are kidnapped by the VAC. Then, it’s up to Mars where Russian miners riot for more holes. But of course Mary and Jane save the day as usual with their naughty, girly persuasion.
On to the Middle-East for State Department business, and a few compromises ensue. The girls find out that there’s much more involved with Mary being the Mother Superior than they thought.
Southeast Asia calls on the action-adventure team of Mary and Jane to solve the ASB shortage. They end up stripping down, mounting the LCT benches, and take matters up the only capable holes in town!
And of course their mother’s give birth to the FEM babies. Wah! Wah! Wah! Aghh...as the veterinarian has his way with them and signs the livestock certificates.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-04-19
I’ll buy the rest of the books
Yeah, I’ll buy the rest of the books in the series mainly because I love a good read or listen about how screwed-up the US government is. And the flavor of sex in the book keep me entertained as well. The author is new but has a style I enjoy, not too much description, more dialog. Oh and there’s a bundle for the first four books.
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- Anonymous User
- 06-28-19
Truly a mixed bag of genres
I wasn’t sure if I was reading Sci-fi, romance or political satire all mixed together. But once I got into it, I realized the beauty of the intertwined themes. It’s a good read, I’ll buy the rest of the series. There’s a bundle available for the first four books.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-23-19
No blood or body pairs flying around
The Satanic theme mixed with sex in the Empty Nation (EN) series is kinda cool. I bought all the books on Amazon first and had to get the Audible versions. I love the narrator’s voice, very monotone but perfect for this type of humor, a sultry voice would have ruined the political back-stabbing going on. I just have to say one thing about the whole EN story-line, unlike most fictional books, where the author tries to capture your attention with blood or body pairs flying around, this series held my attention the entire time. A very pleasant listen. I’ll buy the rest in the series.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-08-19
An enlightening work of fiction
This is an enlightening work of fiction but also touches on political reality of total hypocrisy of our Cunt-gress. And thought-out stories in the Empty Nation series of books you are introduced to how things really are.
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