
Assholes Finish First
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Narrated by:
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Tucker Max
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By:
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Tucker Max
What do you do after you write a number-one best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another f-ing book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"? What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction? Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
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Hilarious, A great writer!!
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SMH...HUGE balls Tucker!!!!!
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great stories
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Decent if you liked the first book
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Kindred Spirit
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this was fuckin epic oh my God
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What made the experience of listening to Assholes Finish First the most enjoyable?
I read I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and it was HILARIOUS. Just up my ally. I looked up Tucker Max to see if he had any other books, and I hit the jackpot. I downloaded all of them and listened to them back to back. It helped that i read them in order.What did you like best about this story?
Hilarious. Just hilarious. I have a foul sense of humor that not many people may share, so this book was perfect. I would have a beer or two with Tucker Max.LOL!
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Would you consider the audio edition of Assholes Finish First to be better than the print version?
100% .. having him narrate it made the book even funnier!What about Tucker Max’s performance did you like?
He is such an asshole, and it works!Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
No but I listened to all his audio books back to back, and didn't get bored!Any additional comments?
If you like him you should definitely listen to Chelsea Handler's My Horizonal Life, she is the female version of Tucker Maxx!Don't Know If I Love Him Or Hate Him
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Great stories
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Awesome
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