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Assholes Finish First

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Assholes Finish First

By: Tucker Max
Narrated by: Tucker Max
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What do you do after you write a number-one best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another f-ing book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"? What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction? Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

©2010 Tucker Max (P)2010 Simon and Schuster Audio
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Hilarious Stories • Honest Storytelling • Self-assured Narration • Addictive Writing • Clever Humor
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Tucker has a way of describing moments and makes them funny. I had a friend in N.y who was similar to Max so the book made me kind of reminisce my teen and early 20's. who need to listen to this book you ask, well it's the really nice guys who finish last and from Max perspective you can see why he always finishes first, just like my friend in N.Y he never gave a F@ck and women just gravitated to him. if you listen carefully there's allot you can learn , like how girls play you when they get pregnant from other guys and tell you the kid is yours, this happened to me and some of the other situatuons Max found himself in. I wish I would have had Tucker Max info available to me when I was younger to have avoided some situations. I do want to thank Tucker Max for writing this book.

Hilarious, A great writer!!

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Oh. My. God! This book is so funny. I actually bought the paperback at the Goodwill for like 75 cents or something. I read the first chapter and waited two days to get the free audible. I laughed my butt off. This guy is such a douche. But, to be honest how many times have you actually just said and did what you felt and didn't worry about the consequences? I can honestly say that, yes, he was an asshole, but, I'm married to an asshole that's just as bad so I can honestly say that I enjoyed Tucker's asshole tendencies. I absolutly loved his sex stories, it takes HUGE balls to admit to some of what Tucker has admitted to. But, hey, like he said, there wouldn't be a book without them. He says what he thinks, does what he wants, consequencies be damned. I loved it.

SMH...HUGE balls Tucker!!!!!

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hard to understand this guy at times, but we'll worth the effort to listen to. just great.

great stories

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Only read this if you read I hope they serve beer in hell and you really, really, liked it. This book is almost as funny

Decent if you liked the first book

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Best series of fucked up stories I've heard. Tent City bend the the fucking knee and obey the legend that is Tucker Max.

Kindred Spirit

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i read i hope they serve beer in hell a few years ago, and for some reason dismissed this book for a long time. oh my God i loved it

this was fuckin epic oh my God

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Enjoyed the audiobook except a few stories were missing from the audiobook that were in the book.

Great stories

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Everything I expected. Raunchy, lewd, and offendingly hilarious. Tucker max is the stuff of dreams.

Awesome

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I laughed more with this one than I did with the first one. The stories though did get a bit repetitive. But I'm loving this guy.

Turkerrred to the max

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Tucker Max outdoes himself... AGAIN.
another masterpiece.... you couldn't make this shit up!
outstanding, a masterpiece...

THIS ASSHOLE FINISHED FIRST, IN MY BOOK...

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