
Everybody Curses, I Swear!
Uncensored Tales from the Hollywood Trenches
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Carrie Keagan
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This program is read by the author, Carrie Keagan, and includes original recordings with Robin Williams, George Clooney, Emma Stone, Justin Timberlake, Melissa McCarthy, Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, and many others!
She's been called vulgar, crass, sophomoric, offensive and dirty...and that was just in one article. But there's so much more to talk show host, Internet entrepreneur, and original YouTube sensation Carrie Keagan. You may know her as host, writer, and producer of VH1's hit morning show Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan, but before Judd Apatow made being dirty mainstream, she was pioneering the R-rated, A-List celebrity digital video to an audience of tens of millions on one of the first and most successful YouTube networks ever, No Good TV. She's turned swearing into an art form and invited all of Hollywood to join in.
Some women f--k their way to the top, but she "f--ked" her way to the top. Her naughty interviews with Hollywood's elite are the stuff of legend, earning her the nickname "Barbara Walters on Acid". She's gone toe-to-toe with virtually every celebrity in the world, and she's been taking notes. Get ready for all the juicy, behind-the-scenes stories from the biggest stars, as she shares her journey from being a bullied kid from Buffalo to Hollywood's most fearless host. After 8,000 interviews, 2 billion views online, her own TV show, and countless appearances including her upcoming season on Celebrity Apprentice, she's got crazy stories to tell.
Everybody Curses, I Swear! is the quintessential audiobook on the wonderful world of potty-mouthed depravity inside Hollywood!
©2016 Carrie Keagan. Celebrity interviews ©2002-2016 No Good Entertainment, Inc. Carrie Keagan’s Theme “No Good” Performed by ©The Gingerpigs. (P)2017 Macmillan AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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- Crystal Barajas
- 02-25-17
wonderful
beautifully done a great listen. she is a wonderful soul sad that it finished
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- Kindle Customer
- 03-07-19
Fucking awesome!!!
this book not only proves that Carrie is the cock juggling thunder cunt badass this bass ackwards world desperately needs, but was auditorally imbued with amazing actual samples of her interviews.
I laughed, I cried, I came, and I think that was exactly what she was going for.
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- SHANNON BOEHM
- 02-17-17
Ball breaker!
This woman says words I have never ever heard of! She is laugh out loud funny! And Bruce Willis is as A@@hole!!! Get this book if you like celebrity dirt and love to laugh
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- Maggie
- 01-27-17
A book for women
Every woman should read this book and feel inspired to be yourself and not give a you-know-what about what anyone else thinks! Carrie Keagan is brilliant in every way.
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- kelly
- 08-15-21
Terrible
Never downloaded this title. Do not appreciate titles being force downloaded, while also unable to delete from my library.
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- Shawani K. Kaiser
- 08-29-17
Hated
Couldn't get past first 10 min. So annoying! Do not recommend. Returned for refund. Don't waste your time.
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