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Civil War had raged on the Al-Shan Archipelago for the past four decades, only recently coming to an end with the enthronement of the new Emperor.
This is not his story.
The Blood Demon, renowned general of said civil war, was tired of all the fighting and politicking that had described the last four decades of her existence. All she really wanted to do now is to go out into the world and see the many lands from her father's stories.
Thus she retired, and went and did exactly what she wanted.
This is the story of what happens when you toss a (retired) war machine with somewhat lacking common sense into an unsuspecting world at peace.
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- Carnival Series, Book 1
- By: C.J. Milnes
- Narrated by: Charles Robert Fox
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
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John was a pretty easy going kind of a guy. Work from home desk job. Single dad to a precocious but overall tolerable daughter. Doing ok for himself in most ways by the standards of the old world. Then the System arrived. The everyday world he's known for decades has changed so he must change as well. He will need friends and allies to help keep himself and his daughter safe. He has to find ways to synergise his teleportation power with the abilities of the rest of his team as they fight off waves of monsters.
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It's a good character developments, but the plot is a bit
- By Cory on 09-23-24
By: C.J. Milnes
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Vengeance Squad
- Deviant Magic, Book 5
- By: Scott Colby
- Narrated by: Jason L. Bishop
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Tallisker tower in Detroit exploded, evil even more demonic than usual had to be behind it. Finding out would take a team of highly trained individuals, each specialists in their field.
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A Fantastic Series That Keeps Getting Better
- By Philip Shipman on 03-04-25
By: Scott Colby
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Redemption's Cost
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Levi Werner
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Ezekiel died on Earth only to be resurrected in the body of a Lich. Well, now he’d done it. He was only playing the villain to blow off steam, now he was stuck in the body of one.
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MC was annoying
- By Nancy Antal on 06-01-24
By: Levi Werner
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Dragon Stone Academy
- Nether Gate Wardens, Book 1
- By: Timothy McGowen
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 13 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Koen is accepted into the famous Dragon Stone Academy, where he'll certainly encounter adventure, magic, and power beyond his wildest dreams. None of it comes easy though, and as he learns, he'll uncover more than he expected. Secrets lurk deep within the kingdom and its fabled academy. Some of them are eager to keep a young hero from saving the world.
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just say no
- By Norman P. Nunn on 02-19-25
By: Timothy McGowen
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The Tower of Aetherius: A Progression Fantasy
- Odyssey of the Ethereal, Book 1
- By: Jamie Kojola
- Narrated by: Diana Richardson
- Length: 20 hrs and 51 mins
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When Aesca Lampi wakes up in the form of her character from Eldest Fantasy Wars Online, she's annoyed by the historical inaccuracies. (Video-game-style scrolls? Really?) That is, until a building collapses on top of her, revealing she's on a fantastical island centered around the impossibly tall, glowing Tower of Aetherius . . . with an array of dangerous creatures—including jaguar hybrids, velociraptors, and giant, flesh-eating lizards—in the way. (Oh, joy.)
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power fantasy gone wrong
- By Jo_The_Plumber on 01-16-24
By: Jamie Kojola
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Hellmarine: They Shall Know Fear
- Hellmarine: A Slice-of-Demon Military Sci-Fi Epic, Book 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Alphonse Fisk
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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The UEC has been fighting a losing battle against the demonic hordes, forced to surrender more ground every day. But aboard the U.S.S. Shotgun Opera, the Overmaiden—a sixth-generation Ghost AI—has just forged humanity’s perfect weapon and best hope: a supersoldier. The man he used to be is gone, lost with his family to demons on the mining world of Aonus. All that’s left is hate, rage, and unyielding power. Rip, crunch, gore, dismember—the unstoppable juggernaut will slaughter his way through Hell, driven by righteous fury and a singular drive.
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Rip and Tear
- By james emeagwali on 01-19-25
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Conscription
- Carnival Series, Book 1
- By: C.J. Milnes
- Narrated by: Charles Robert Fox
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
John was a pretty easy going kind of a guy. Work from home desk job. Single dad to a precocious but overall tolerable daughter. Doing ok for himself in most ways by the standards of the old world. Then the System arrived. The everyday world he's known for decades has changed so he must change as well. He will need friends and allies to help keep himself and his daughter safe. He has to find ways to synergise his teleportation power with the abilities of the rest of his team as they fight off waves of monsters.
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It's a good character developments, but the plot is a bit
- By Cory on 09-23-24
By: C.J. Milnes
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Vengeance Squad
- Deviant Magic, Book 5
- By: Scott Colby
- Narrated by: Jason L. Bishop
- Length: 6 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Tallisker tower in Detroit exploded, evil even more demonic than usual had to be behind it. Finding out would take a team of highly trained individuals, each specialists in their field.
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A Fantastic Series That Keeps Getting Better
- By Philip Shipman on 03-04-25
By: Scott Colby
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Redemption's Cost
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Levi Werner
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Ezekiel died on Earth only to be resurrected in the body of a Lich. Well, now he’d done it. He was only playing the villain to blow off steam, now he was stuck in the body of one.
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MC was annoying
- By Nancy Antal on 06-01-24
By: Levi Werner
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Dragon Stone Academy
- Nether Gate Wardens, Book 1
- By: Timothy McGowen
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 13 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Koen is accepted into the famous Dragon Stone Academy, where he'll certainly encounter adventure, magic, and power beyond his wildest dreams. None of it comes easy though, and as he learns, he'll uncover more than he expected. Secrets lurk deep within the kingdom and its fabled academy. Some of them are eager to keep a young hero from saving the world.
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just say no
- By Norman P. Nunn on 02-19-25
By: Timothy McGowen
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The Tower of Aetherius: A Progression Fantasy
- Odyssey of the Ethereal, Book 1
- By: Jamie Kojola
- Narrated by: Diana Richardson
- Length: 20 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
When Aesca Lampi wakes up in the form of her character from Eldest Fantasy Wars Online, she's annoyed by the historical inaccuracies. (Video-game-style scrolls? Really?) That is, until a building collapses on top of her, revealing she's on a fantastical island centered around the impossibly tall, glowing Tower of Aetherius . . . with an array of dangerous creatures—including jaguar hybrids, velociraptors, and giant, flesh-eating lizards—in the way. (Oh, joy.)
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power fantasy gone wrong
- By Jo_The_Plumber on 01-16-24
By: Jamie Kojola
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Hellmarine: They Shall Know Fear
- Hellmarine: A Slice-of-Demon Military Sci-Fi Epic, Book 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Alphonse Fisk
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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The UEC has been fighting a losing battle against the demonic hordes, forced to surrender more ground every day. But aboard the U.S.S. Shotgun Opera, the Overmaiden—a sixth-generation Ghost AI—has just forged humanity’s perfect weapon and best hope: a supersoldier. The man he used to be is gone, lost with his family to demons on the mining world of Aonus. All that’s left is hate, rage, and unyielding power. Rip, crunch, gore, dismember—the unstoppable juggernaut will slaughter his way through Hell, driven by righteous fury and a singular drive.
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Rip and Tear
- By james emeagwali on 01-19-25
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Glass Kanin: An Isekai LitRPG Adventure
- Glass Kanin, Book 1
- By: Kia Leep
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
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As a rising actor, Kanin's body is his career. His identity. His life. All that is taken from him when he dies and is reborn as a bottle of ink. Now living as the heart of a magical glass servant, Kanin's new purpose is to perform a senile wizard's yard work—a role this world's magic system seems intent on enforcing. All that might have been manageable if a murderous shadow monster wasn't hunting his very soul. But he's not in it alone.
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Loved it
- By Chad W. Nixon on 03-07-25
By: Kia Leep
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A Tempest of Shadows
- By: Jane Washington
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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I was born with a curse that spun a violent storm around me, seizing every beautiful and fragile thing that flittered into my life, tearing it all from my grasp as effortlessly as the wings of a butterfly are torn from its body. Or so I thought, anyway. It all changed when they came for me, when they dragged me to trial for my crimes. I should have faced execution, but fate is a fickle and funny thing, taunting me with the knowledge that I was always destined to be so much more.
By: Jane Washington
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Breaking Through
- Alexa Thyme, Book 1
- By: Lykanthropy
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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In this world, where academic success could literally mean the difference between life and death, many students develop emotional baggage. Fortunately for Alexa, she does not suffer from the problems that plague most of her peers. Gifted with an intelligent mind to start, she realized early on that applying herself to both her academic and sports competitions was the number one way to succeed in this world. How can she do it? Shuffle studying, school work, and sports practice, all while being a teenager? The answer is simple: she has no emotions.
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Great entry into the genre, looking forward to #2
- By Aaron on 05-02-24
By: Lykanthropy
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Primordial Ascension
- Sybil, Book 1
- By: Azrie
- Narrated by: Tina Wolstencroft
- Length: 16 hrs and 32 mins
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Magic is fading, and humanity is at the brink of extinction. Sybil lived and breathed the life of a miner, delving deep into monster-infested caverns and perilous shafts, risking her life to unearth Relics of an ancient past for food and shelter. That is until one day, she discovers a Relic that would change her fate from a simple miner to an Ascended—a Relic that connected her to the magic that was once lost.
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Ok so here it is
- By James Mitchell Stephens on 02-03-24
By: Azrie
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The Agartha Loop
- The Agartha Loop, Book 1
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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They asked Amber to become a magical girl three times. She refused. That only made her more interesting. The fourth time, she asked them.
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Came for Ravensdagger, stayed for Madoka Magica
- By AJ on 09-28-24
By: RavensDagger
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Magebreaker
- By: Declan Court
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 12 hrs and 28 mins
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Davik of Darkshire is one of the last Magebreakers who survived the Summoner War. In that brutal conflict, expendable conscripts were engraved with runes of resistance and hardiness, turning them into the scourge of warcasters. Using his augmentation to forge a storied career, he has battled through epic adventures, ambushes, and dungeons for the last decade.
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not for the faint of heart
- By Audra Beatty on 09-17-24
By: Declan Court
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Blooming Apocalypse
- Blair, Book 1
- By: Azrie
- Narrated by: Kimberly Woods
- Length: 20 hrs and 9 mins
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The elves took everything. Following a bloodied slaughter of her whole race, and struggling to stay alive, she had no choice but to survive on her own. That was until the world changed. Her entire planet; a whole cluster was introduced to the vast universe by The System, or perhaps God. A universe filled with endless beings and civilizations that fought for power and dominance. After the integration, Blair finds herself in a forest surrounded by unknown beasts, peril lurking, alone. Alone and with nothing but the mentality to survive, she will have to get stronger in this unforgiving world.
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why did you create this
- By Anonymous User on 08-22-23
By: Azrie
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How to Be a Farmer in a Fantasy World
- Cozy Guides to Fantasy Living, Book 1
- By: Shawn Wyatt
- Narrated by: Ryan Kennard Burke
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Drake needed a new start, and the small farm on the outskirts of the kingdom seemed like the perfect chance. Just one problem: he doesn't know the first thing about farming. He's also not sure how to deal with the giant, magical rooster that lives on his farm. But it's a fresh start, and Drake intends to make the best of it. Daily chores, a slew of monsters, and a haunted garden are one thing, but when his past catches up to him, Drake will have to learn to juggle his new responsibilities, a budding social life, and a secret that could cost him everything.
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Well written cozy story
- By Joella Berkner on 01-10-25
By: Shawn Wyatt
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Master of the System
- By: Virlyce
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 26 hrs and 40 mins
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Leveling systems create overpowered main characters. Cooking systems create master chefs capable of conquering any stomach. Founder systems create monstrous sects from nothing. However, who creates the systems?
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Light and complete system novel from a godly perspective. It is NOT serious.
- By Ryan on 07-08-24
By: Virlyce
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Mageling
- Millennial Mage, Book 1
- By: J.L. Mullins
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 15 hrs and 56 mins
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Tala had to fight tooth and nail in the Magic Academy to forge a path to power that was her own. She knows it’s her duty to use that power to serve humanity, defending them against the creatures of the untamable wilds. However, she skipped a few steps in her education, like apprenticing to someone who actually knows what they’re doing. Now, Tala has to balance learning as fast as she can with paying off the veritable mountain of debt the Magic Academy dropped on her shoulders for the opportunity; not to mention staying alive.
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Main Character Is Almost A Mary Sue, But She's Not
- By O-C on 07-28-23
By: J.L. Mullins
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Rise of the Weakest Healer
- A LitRPG Saga
- By: Blake Alexander
- Narrated by: Dylan Wheeler, Ellory Lane
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
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Ben clocked in and clocked out, living a dreary life until a rip of energy caught his attention. Of course, interfering with the spell proved disastrous and he's sucked into a portal. On Semintor, the fantastical exists alongside wondrous magic. Ben arrives with a massive advantage thanks to his tinkering with the portal that got him there: his Arcana—his ability to cast powerful magic—are downright godly. The man is capable of casting group heals, buffing all sorts of attributes, and more, making him a highly sought after spellcaster, a rare dedicated supporting healer.
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Good and interesting but...
- By Roy on 01-16-24
By: Blake Alexander
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Lillith of Endings: An Epic Portal Fantasy
- Otherworldly Anarchist, Book 1
- By: Dreamer's Riot
- Narrated by: Rachel Leblang
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
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The strangest thing about Annie's new reality isn't that she's now in the body of a seven-year-old child, the beloved Lillith, feared dead by her family after a particularly nasty bout of pneumonia. It's that she's constantly having to conceal her adult intellect, which is not only advanced but otherworldly. Sure, being a young woman and a grad student in twenty-first-century America had its challenges, but this life as Lillith presents even tougher obstacles. She must tread carefully to conceal her vast knowledge of biology, math, physics, and . . . being an adult.
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A refeshing MC & a cathartic listen
- By Luke Massey on 01-26-25
By: Dreamer's Riot
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- Niklas
- 06-04-24
I really liked it
Good story and narration, I really liked the quotes from people in the world in the beginning of each chapter.
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- Burnt Taco Meat
- 05-19-24
10/10 fucking fantastic
Yo this book is amazing. This is how you do a adventure slice of life book. MC and every character is so likeable and has distinct personalities...p.s. The song on character 66 play at 1.35 speed. Thank me later
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- Sara
- 11-20-24
great story!
Great voice acting amazing story telling. Care development is very well done. world building is also on point.
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- Ryan Lundy
- 08-23-24
good just not to my taste
it's a good book in so far as I like the idea but the story doesn't seem to have much in the way of in depth characters outside of the MC and the depth of the MC is largely on trickled by as the story progresses. for this style of book to fit my "cup" would need a bit more humor
all and all it's a good idea for a book and a good book just not my cup of tea
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-25-24
Main character is a monster.
I disliked the fact that the main character killed a baby, and not out of necessity, indirectly or on accident, but because it was "easier" than the alternative. I stopped reading at that point, as reading a story about them achieving any form of happiness would have made me sick.
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- Zero Calvin
- 06-02-24
Boring
I'm not trying to be mean and discourage a young author, but this is not a good book. I'm giving it three stars, which is my rating for an exceedingly average book that would not inspire me to read any sequels but I was able to at least finish. I feel that is a generous rating since I'm here at the halfway mark and debating if I want to continue at this point. The problem is, as the summary suggests, this is basically a travelogue of a retired war veteran who, while not quite OP, is very talented, relentless, and ruthless when necessary. I like her character, and I like the general mood the book is trying to set, but a travelogue book needs a new, exciting world to explore and interesting character interactions along the way. Unfortunately, that is where this book falls on its face. The author writes in a very straightforward and uninspired manor and the world he is sharing is rather generic. When you add in the fact that most of the "interesting" character interactions are nothing more than the MC eating and drinking with the locals, it gets old VERY fast. The narrator is also obviously not a pro, and while she does OK with voices and dialogue, her narration is very dry. There are also a number of mispronunciations and undeleted edits, as if no one even cared enough to give this a listen before releasing it. I don't blame them. In fact, now that I think about it, I think I'm moving on to another book and giving this one two stars. If you just want background noise, this might be OK, but don't buy it for the "story."
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