Blood Demons Retirement: To See a Beautiful World
The Blood Demon's Retirement, Book 1
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Civil War had raged on the Al-Shan Archipelago for the past four decades, only recently coming to an end with the enthronement of the new Emperor.
This is not his story.
The Blood Demon, renowned general of said civil war, was tired of all the fighting and politicking that had described the last four decades of her existence. All she really wanted to do now is to go out into the world and see the many lands from her father's stories.
Thus she retired, and went and did exactly what she wanted.
This is the story of what happens when you toss a (retired) war machine with somewhat lacking common sense into an unsuspecting world at peace.
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By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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Lesbian anime version of Forge of Destiny
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- Sara
- 11-20-24
great story!
Great voice acting amazing story telling. Care development is very well done. world building is also on point.
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- Niklas
- 06-04-24
I really liked it
Good story and narration, I really liked the quotes from people in the world in the beginning of each chapter.
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- Ryan Lundy
- 08-23-24
good just not to my taste
it's a good book in so far as I like the idea but the story doesn't seem to have much in the way of in depth characters outside of the MC and the depth of the MC is largely on trickled by as the story progresses. for this style of book to fit my "cup" would need a bit more humor
all and all it's a good idea for a book and a good book just not my cup of tea
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- Burnt Taco Meat
- 05-19-24
10/10 fucking fantastic
Yo this book is amazing. This is how you do a adventure slice of life book. MC and every character is so likeable and has distinct personalities...p.s. The song on character 66 play at 1.35 speed. Thank me later
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- Zero Calvin
- 06-02-24
Boring
I'm not trying to be mean and discourage a young author, but this is not a good book. I'm giving it three stars, which is my rating for an exceedingly average book that would not inspire me to read any sequels but I was able to at least finish. I feel that is a generous rating since I'm here at the halfway mark and debating if I want to continue at this point. The problem is, as the summary suggests, this is basically a travelogue of a retired war veteran who, while not quite OP, is very talented, relentless, and ruthless when necessary. I like her character, and I like the general mood the book is trying to set, but a travelogue book needs a new, exciting world to explore and interesting character interactions along the way. Unfortunately, that is where this book falls on its face. The author writes in a very straightforward and uninspired manor and the world he is sharing is rather generic. When you add in the fact that most of the "interesting" character interactions are nothing more than the MC eating and drinking with the locals, it gets old VERY fast. The narrator is also obviously not a pro, and while she does OK with voices and dialogue, her narration is very dry. There are also a number of mispronunciations and undeleted edits, as if no one even cared enough to give this a listen before releasing it. I don't blame them. In fact, now that I think about it, I think I'm moving on to another book and giving this one two stars. If you just want background noise, this might be OK, but don't buy it for the "story."
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-25-24
Main character is a monster.
I disliked the fact that the main character killed a baby, and not out of necessity, indirectly or on accident, but because it was "easier" than the alternative. I stopped reading at that point, as reading a story about them achieving any form of happiness would have made me sick.
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