
Bob and the Blob
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed

Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $14.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Ashleigh Binder
-
By:
-
Simon Carr
About this listen
Bob's day is off to a bad start. He is abducted by alien blobs and is put into a zoo, while the rest of humanity is being taken to be slaughtered and turned into burgers.
He has had better Thursdays.
Bob's handler Fred befriends Bob, and the two of them try to change the legal status of humans from food to intelligent life so that the slaughter ship can be stopped and everyone returned to Earth. It is not easy as there are a lot of not-very-intelligent life forms on that ship.
©2021 Simon Carr (P)2021 Simon CarrListeners also enjoyed...
-
Space & Stuff
- Apocalypse Blockers
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Laura Roberts
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dave's first day working on the wall does not go well. Through very little fault of his own, he finds himself embroiled in the ruthless, backstabbing, corrupt world of interplanetary politics. The money has all gone, people are turning on each other, and the whole colony of Copernicus is in utter turmoil.
-
-
A Great, Intriguing Tale!
- By F. A. M. on 01-01-24
By: Simon Carr
-
Columbus Day
- Expeditionary Force, Book 1
- By: Craig Alanson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 16 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
We were fighting on the wrong side of a war we couldn't win. And that was the good news. The Ruhar hit us on Columbus Day. There we were, innocently drifting along the cosmos on our little blue marble, like the native Americans in 1492. Over the horizon come ships of a technologically advanced, aggressive culture, and BAM! There go the good old days, when humans only got killed by each other. So, Columbus Day. It fits. When the morning sky twinkled again, this time with Kristang starships jumping in to hammer the Ruhar, we thought we were saved.
-
-
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-04-17
By: Craig Alanson
-
Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Andrea Vernon always thought she would spend her life living in Paris writing thought-provoking historical novels all day and sipping wine on the Seine all night. But the reality is she's drowning in debt, has no prospects, and is forced to move back to Queens, where her parents remind her daily that they are very interested in grandchildren. Then, one morning, she is kidnapped, interviewed, and hired as an administrative assistant by the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection. Superheroes for hire, using their powers for good. What could possibly go wrong?
-
-
A Normal Life in an Abnormal World
- By Arthur D. Rich on 08-26-17
-
Zero G
- By: Dan Wells
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller, Margaret Ying Drake, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Zero is just one of 20,000 people aboard a spaceship bound for a new planet set to be colonized. The journey is over a century long but luckily, everyone is in stasis, so they’ll be safe and sound asleep during the trip. Everyone that is, except for Zero, whose pod has malfunctioned, waking him up a hundred years early. His initial excitement in roaming the ship alone quickly turns to a heart-stopping interstellar adventure when a family of space pirates show up, trying to hijack the ship and take the colonizers hostage.
-
-
Passengers movie with space pirates
- By Kingsley on 12-07-18
By: Dan Wells
-
The Android's Dream
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony. To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire.
-
-
Covertly flatulent Scifi at it's best!
- By DAVID on 11-12-11
By: John Scalzi
-
You're Going to Mars!
- By: Rob Dircks
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Living and slaving in Fill City One, you get used to the smell. We call it the Everpresent Stink. But every once in a while, on a spring day with a breeze, it clears away enough to remind us that there is something more out there. Most Fillers' wildest dreams would be just to get past the walls and live in the mainland. But my dream? It’s a little bigger. I’m going to Mars.
-
-
Reviewers Choice Award, its that good
- By Midwestbonsai on 11-13-18
By: Rob Dircks
-
Space & Stuff
- Apocalypse Blockers
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Laura Roberts
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dave's first day working on the wall does not go well. Through very little fault of his own, he finds himself embroiled in the ruthless, backstabbing, corrupt world of interplanetary politics. The money has all gone, people are turning on each other, and the whole colony of Copernicus is in utter turmoil.
-
-
A Great, Intriguing Tale!
- By F. A. M. on 01-01-24
By: Simon Carr
-
Columbus Day
- Expeditionary Force, Book 1
- By: Craig Alanson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 16 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
We were fighting on the wrong side of a war we couldn't win. And that was the good news. The Ruhar hit us on Columbus Day. There we were, innocently drifting along the cosmos on our little blue marble, like the native Americans in 1492. Over the horizon come ships of a technologically advanced, aggressive culture, and BAM! There go the good old days, when humans only got killed by each other. So, Columbus Day. It fits. When the morning sky twinkled again, this time with Kristang starships jumping in to hammer the Ruhar, we thought we were saved.
-
-
WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-04-17
By: Craig Alanson
-
Andrea Vernon and the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Andrea Vernon always thought she would spend her life living in Paris writing thought-provoking historical novels all day and sipping wine on the Seine all night. But the reality is she's drowning in debt, has no prospects, and is forced to move back to Queens, where her parents remind her daily that they are very interested in grandchildren. Then, one morning, she is kidnapped, interviewed, and hired as an administrative assistant by the Corporation for UltraHuman Protection. Superheroes for hire, using their powers for good. What could possibly go wrong?
-
-
A Normal Life in an Abnormal World
- By Arthur D. Rich on 08-26-17
-
Zero G
- By: Dan Wells
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller, Margaret Ying Drake, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Zero is just one of 20,000 people aboard a spaceship bound for a new planet set to be colonized. The journey is over a century long but luckily, everyone is in stasis, so they’ll be safe and sound asleep during the trip. Everyone that is, except for Zero, whose pod has malfunctioned, waking him up a hundred years early. His initial excitement in roaming the ship alone quickly turns to a heart-stopping interstellar adventure when a family of space pirates show up, trying to hijack the ship and take the colonizers hostage.
-
-
Passengers movie with space pirates
- By Kingsley on 12-07-18
By: Dan Wells
-
The Android's Dream
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony. To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire.
-
-
Covertly flatulent Scifi at it's best!
- By DAVID on 11-12-11
By: John Scalzi
-
You're Going to Mars!
- By: Rob Dircks
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Living and slaving in Fill City One, you get used to the smell. We call it the Everpresent Stink. But every once in a while, on a spring day with a breeze, it clears away enough to remind us that there is something more out there. Most Fillers' wildest dreams would be just to get past the walls and live in the mainland. But my dream? It’s a little bigger. I’m going to Mars.
-
-
Reviewers Choice Award, its that good
- By Midwestbonsai on 11-13-18
By: Rob Dircks
-
Saturn Run
- By: John Sandford Ctein
- Narrated by: Eric Conger
- Length: 16 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For fans of The Martian, an extraordinary new thriller of the future from number one New York Times - best-selling and Pulitzer Priz - winning author John Sandford and internationally known photo-artist and science fiction aficionado Ctein. The year is 2066. A Caltech intern inadvertently notices an anomaly from a space telescope - something is approaching Saturn, and decelerating. Space objects don’t decelerate. Spaceships do.
-
-
Best Sci-Fi Book in a While!
- By Ted on 05-29-17
-
Robots and Roommates
- Star Kingdom, Book 0
- By: Lindsay Buroker
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Long before Casmir Dabrowski and Kim Sato leave their world for the epic adventures of the Star Kingdom series, long before they outwit terrorists and mercenaries and do battle on a galactic scale, long before they become best friends and roommates...they have to meet for the first time. This is that story.
-
-
The beginning of an entertaining partnership.
- By David Lotz on 04-22-21
By: Lindsay Buroker
-
Virtues of the Vicious
- By: Martin Wilsey
- Narrated by: A. T. Shore
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Elizabeth Cruze came to Earth for one reason: to buy weapons. She never counted on ending up in prison. Never fear, though, she's not planning on staying there long. Special Investigator Neal Locke has made a career out of catching the most elusive and dangerous criminals. He's never failed to "get his man". When Cruze escapes from prison, Locke is tasked with tracking her down. She should be easy to find...all he's got to do is follow the trail of bodies. But Locke has been an investigator for a long time.
-
-
The cat has thumbs!
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 09-23-18
By: Martin Wilsey
-
Bodega: Tales from the Bodegaverse
- By: Edward Forsyth
- Narrated by: Edward Forsyth
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Bodega. Lover. Sniper. Thief. Scourge of the wicked. In fact, scourge of anyone if there's money to be made. A lawless man in a galaxy overrun by villains, Mork beasts, Dildonians, and the dreaded imperial forces of Crem Slumdump. Aided by his otherwise unemployable crew of drunks, criminals, assassins, and broken down combat droids, Bodega seeks fortune, and trouble seeks him.
-
-
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU PFLAX!!!
- By Valerie H. Thompson on 05-08-20
By: Edward Forsyth
-
Gun Runner
- By: Larry Correia, John Brown
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 18 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Once, Jackson Rook was a war hero. Raised from boyhood to pilot an exosuit mech, he’d fought gallantly for the rebellion against the Collectivists. But that was a long time ago, on a world very far away. Now, Jackson Rook is a criminal, a smuggler on board the Multipurpose Supply Vehicle Tar Heel. His latest mission: steal a top-of-the-line mech called the Citadel and deliver it to the far-flung planet Swindle, a world so hostile even the air will kill you. The client: a man known only as the Warlord.
-
-
Agree with Others
- By LivinInKY on 02-04-21
By: Larry Correia, and others
-
Galaxy on Fire: Publisher's Pack
- By: Craig Robertson
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jon Ryan was supposed to be dead. He wanted to be dead. But Jon wakes up in the far future with an alien burrowing in his chest for salvage. Someone was going to pay for this. Check that. Lots of people were going to pay for this. Jon was the first astronaut to download to an android host to find the population of doomed Earth a new home. But that was so long time ago. He is now literally lost in time.
-
-
For kids
- By Carl on 07-08-19
By: Craig Robertson
-
Superdreadnought 6
- A Military AI Space Opera
- By: C.H. Gideon, Craig Martelle
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The galaxy has chewed up the Reynolds and spit it out. The search is on for the raw materials to make the parts they need to fix the ship. Who can stand up to the superdreadnought in a no-name galaxy at the edge of the universe? It’s looking grim for a group hug, leaving the captain and crew with the choice of fight, flight, or diplomacy.
-
-
Captivating with humor
- By Logan on 04-30-22
By: C.H. Gideon, and others
-
Top Tier Privateer Omnibus Books 1-3
- By: Dax Raxor
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet
- Length: 33 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Extensive training molded Bruce into a finely tuned mercenary. A man capable of scouring the galaxy to protect the innocent and vanquish the corrupt. An assignment to a distant outer system brings mystery, death, and mayhem. During his mission, a chance encounter with a stunning royal in a dimly lit bar results in all hell breaking loose. Save the damsel, figure out the mystery, and kill all the bad guys. If only saving humanity was that simple.
-
-
Sorry. Sample before you buy.!!
- By Dine D on 09-30-23
By: Dax Raxor
-
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Primary Phase (Dramatized)
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Peter Jones, Simon Jones, Geoffrey McGivern, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A dynamic remastering of the original BBC Radio 4 full-cast serial - Fit the First to Fit the Sixth - which spawned a phenomenal hitchhiking legend. The original series of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remastered by Dirk Maggs (director of the Tertiary, Quandary and Quintessential Phases) to give a full, vibrant sound, now with Philip Pope’s version of the familiar theme tune and specially re-recorded announcements by John Marsh.
-
-
Difficult to listen to in the car!
- By Thomas on 08-19-12
By: Douglas Adams
-
Traitors, Thieves and Liars
- The Final Days of the White Flower II, Book 1
- By: Rick Griffin
- Narrated by: Piers Ryman
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Centuries ago, we lost our world. Planetary Acquisitions keeps us alive solely to maintain their vast fleet of gate ships in an endless quest to find them new worlds to settle - or to conquer. Years flutter by like a tree shedding its spring petals, and so we desperately cling to this chunk of dirt-and-machine we call home.
-
-
What have I got myself into!
- By Leevi on 11-08-22
By: Rick Griffin
-
Stealing Spaceships: Book 1
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He is the greatest smuggler in the galaxy. A ladies’ man, rogue, rebel, gambler, drinker, and fighter. His ship is reputed to be the fastest vessel in the galaxy, and it traversed the Strait of Jiltar in record time. He is a living legend. And I am going to rob him blind. Because, that’s what I do. I steal spaceships for fun and profit.
-
-
Pretty good.
- By Rolleson on 01-30-20
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Starship Repo
- By: Patrick S. Tomlinson
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Firstname Lastname is a no one with nowhere to go, with a name that is the result of an unfortunate clerical error and destined to be one of the only humans on an alien space station. That is, until she sneaks aboard a ship and joins up with a crew of repo men (they are definitely not pirates). Now she's traveling the galaxy "recovering" ships. What could go wrong?
-
-
DNF - struggling to care about characters
- By Diana on 01-23-21
Listener received this title free
An ok first book to an excellent series
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
A great intro to apocalypse blockers!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
A hilarious story from Simon Carr!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Listener received this title free
I listened to this audiobook narrated by Ashleigh Binder. At first I thought the narrator should have been male because Bob was male, but I think she was perfect for the role and really brought these characters to life.
Overall: 4.5 stars
Performance: 4 stars
Story: 5 stars
Loved It!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
With each book by Simon Carr that I read/listen to, I think that there can't be anything else as outrageous as that book, and every single time, the new book proves that wrong. I have just decided that all of Simon Carr's books will be hysterical and that I need to either listen to or read all of them. This book is just another example of that.
I did have the opportunity to listen to the audioboook, which was narrated by Ashleigh Binder. As the first audiobook of hers I have listened to, I thought she did a really good job.
Another hysterical Simon Carr book!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Hilarious Alien Invasion Story
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Very fun story
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.