Apocalypse Blockers
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Book 1
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Pie-Eyed
- Space and Stuff
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Madeline Ogburn
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story5 out of 5 stars 9
The locals of The Bull’s Head meet an odd salesman after hours. The future of the entire planet hangs in the balance. Everything depends on them and their ever-dwindling grasp on sobriety.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun!
- By Nina Diab on 09-22-23
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Pie-Eyed
- Space and Stuff
- Narrated by: Madeline Ogburn
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 04-28-21
- Language: English
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Book 2
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Spice, Zombie, Apocalypse
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Matt Taylor
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Story4 out of 5 stars 10
Oddly, it turned out the only people who could survive a zombie apocalypse are spice zombies. A squad of spice zombies must use their immunity to the pandemic that's turning everyone into real zombies to save the last of humanity. Will the lowest of society forgive the way they have been treated to save the people who look down on them, or will they just get smashed on the free drugs and booze?
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not my favorite
- By Gwen Boseman on 07-04-23
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Spice, Zombie, Apocalypse
- Narrated by: Matt Taylor
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 06-24-21
- Language: English
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Book 3
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The Super Nice Monster Squad
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Tim Alexander
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4 out of 5 stars 8
Dracula looks on in horror at the monster's duck pouting on Instagram: teen vampires glistening in the sun with fabulous hair, werewolves with hipster beards.... He decides enough is enough. He will salvage the monster image with the monsters of old, and remind the world that they are so much more than fantasy objects for teenage girls.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A good read.
- By Rayc on 01-14-24
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The Super Nice Monster Squad
- Narrated by: Tim Alexander
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 08-12-21
- Language: English
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Book 4
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Bob and the Blob
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Ashleigh Binder
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10
Bob's day is off to a bad start. He is abducted by alien blobs and is put into a zoo, while the rest of humanity is being taken to be slaughtered and turned into burgers. He has had better Thursdays. Bob's handler Fred befriends Bob, and the two of them try to change the legal status of humans from food to intelligent life so that the slaughter ship can be stopped and everyone returned to Earth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved It!
- By Nina Diab on 09-22-23
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Bob and the Blob
- Narrated by: Ashleigh Binder
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 04-28-21
- Language: English
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Book 5
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Our Fathers
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Justin Mills
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 23
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 23
Bishop's Point is about to face its biggest crisis since the distempered badgers attacked. Father O'Riley and Father O'Malley are all that stand in the devil's way. The forces of Hell descend upon the sleepy Irish town en masse, but they were not expecting the good fathers to lead a rebellion against them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hysterical!
- By Mandy Magee on 02-16-22
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Our Fathers
- Narrated by: Justin Mills
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 02-04-22
- Language: English
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Book 6
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Karen
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Skye Alley
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Story5 out of 5 stars 10
For a millennia, they sat waiting, traveling through the dark, empty, cold vacuum of space, plotting our demise. Every continuity was planned in detail. They were ready to wipe out our armies, crush any resistance, and sweep aside any warriors. Mankind’s fate was sealed. It was only ever just a matter of time. What they had not planned for - what they are not ready for - is Karen! Any likeness between Karen and any real persons alive or dead is purely inevitable.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Karen for sure
- By StealHeart on 07-22-23
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Karen
- Narrated by: Skye Alley
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 03-04-21
- Language: English
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Book 7
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Goblin Queen
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pratt
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8
This queen was never a princess. Rejected as a child, Rangalan found family, friends and a home with the goblin folk of the mountains. Now hunted by the man who first rejected her, Rangalan's father, King Longhorn, there's nothing Rangalan will not do to protect her friends. That all sounds very serious. It's not. It’s actually all rather silly, utter nonsense if you ask me. Listen to it if you must, but don’t say I did not warn you.
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3 out of 5 stars
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like a bad Monte Python skit
- By Jesse on 10-08-23
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Goblin Queen
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pratt
- Length: 4 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 12-09-21
- Language: English
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Book 8
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Our Fathers Who Art in Lapland
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Steve Connor
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5
We are back with all this business, so we are. You would think the church would be more careful with them doomsday books after what happened at Bishops Point, but it’s happened again, so it has. This time things are very grim. Santa himself and his whole operation up there in Lapland have been taken over by the Dark Lord.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Santa, elves, demons
- By Dianne Ferrell on 02-10-23
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Our Fathers Who Art in Lapland
- Narrated by: Steve Connor
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 12-30-22
- Language: English
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Book 9
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A Rocket to the Blasted Moon!
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Amadeus
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
It's a time of great discovery and adventure. William desperately tries to cement his legacy into this revolution of industry with little success until he is gifted some designs for a space rocket. William and his manservant, Mumbandi, build the rocket, keen to prove all of his peers wrong and be the first to travel to the stars.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Unconventional Humorous Story
- By Laura on 06-08-22
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A Rocket to the Blasted Moon!
- Narrated by: Amadeus
- Length: 3 hrs
- Release date: 05-18-21
- Language: English
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Book 10
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Apocalypse Blockers
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Halim Dixon
- Length: 3 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
The fate of every living thing in the multiverse that has ever existed or is going to exist rests in the hands of a band of, well, weirdos if I am honest, but they are our only hope. Our reality and every possible reality are under attack from an evil force called Khaos that has sent apocalypse after apocalypse at every reality around the planet Earth. Not every version of Earth fell; a mighty few stopped the apocalypse sent by Khaos. These few are all that stand in the way of Khaos...these warriors, these heroes, these Apocalypse Blockers!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Simon Carr writes another fun story.
- By Nemesis on 06-27-22
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Apocalypse Blockers
- Narrated by: Halim Dixon
- Length: 3 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 01-14-22
- Language: English
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Book 11
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Sheeple'
- By: Simon carr
- Narrated by: vertchangelo
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
Just because something is a conspiracy, that doesn't mean it is not true. Imagine if conspiracies were true: Not that weird, you might think. Now, imagine if all of them were true. That is the world into which Jim has just been thrust. Nothing is true, and everything is just plain weird.
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4 out of 5 stars
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What if all those conspiracy theories were true?
- By Jennifer C. on 09-03-22
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Sheeple'
- Narrated by: vertchangelo
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 05-05-21
- Language: English
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Book 12
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Noobs
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Matthew Fearnley
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 16
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16
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Story4 out of 5 stars 16
If you think life is a game, wait until you play death! Chris and Steve were quite happy sitting in their rooms playing online games until events in a kabab shop changed everything and reset all of the rules. A deal with the Grim Reaper could give them both a second chance at life if they can play the game of their lives inside some of the games they have only ever seen through a screen, until now. Luckily, they are not alone; friends they had not met, or maybe they had, help the new guys - the Noobs!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Think LITRPG meets Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 06-22-23
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Noobs
- Narrated by: Matthew Fearnley
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 08-06-21
- Language: English
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Book 13
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A Zombie Bit Myffanie
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Taff Girdlestone, Noni Lewis, Emma Clarke
- Length: 5 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Story5 out of 5 stars 14
Dear God a zombie bit Myffaine! All merry hell breaks loose and life as we know it is in danger of being snuffed out from the planet on what is otherwise not too bad of a Tuesday. Barry and Myffanie have to negotiate a Zombie apocalypse in an effort to save the market value of the house they bought in Ptthwit five years ago. An accident in a nearby cosmetics laboratory has unleashed a zombie horde onto the village, one that may take over the entire planet if they don't stop it, or worse completely wipe out the extra value Barry's Garage extension put onto their property.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Comedy meets zombies
- By Tina Retherford on 11-23-23
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A Zombie Bit Myffanie
- Narrated by: Taff Girdlestone, Noni Lewis, Emma Clarke
- Length: 5 hrs
- Release date: 09-15-21
- Language: English
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Book 14
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Virtually Gone
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pratt
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10
Since mankind first climbed down from the trees, we have looked out to the stars. We looked outward, wondering what secrets to our existence are out there. Professor John Spanks is about to discover the biggest secret the universe has. John has his world turned upside down when he discovers that all this time, we were looking the wrong way!
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3 out of 5 stars
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Interesting story, but that POV...
- By Dakota Nikaido on 04-04-23
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Virtually Gone
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pratt
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 03-29-22
- Language: English
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Book 15
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Respect to the Man in the Ice Cream Van
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Kent Cadwallader
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
Everything was better in the '90s unless it was being attacked by ghost witches. If it was being attacked by ghost witches then it was not that great; although it happened at a great time and in an awesome setting.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Witches potion… oldtimey drug slang
- By hexwolfx on 10-07-24
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Respect to the Man in the Ice Cream Van
- Narrated by: Kent Cadwallader
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 03-25-22
- Language: English
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Book 16
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KarBoben
- Apocalypse Blockers
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Christopher Adams
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6
Real love knows no realities. The multiverse's first power couple were once a lonely queen and a king who had lost his kingdom. This is the story of how a multiverse in Khaos brought them together.
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4 out of 5 stars
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More of the battle against Khaos
- By Jennifer C. on 09-05-22
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KarBoben
- Apocalypse Blockers
- Narrated by: Christopher Adams
- Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 07-05-22
- Language: English
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Book 17
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Witchetty-Woo
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Geoffrey Boyes
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
Bruce thinks he is helping mankind and playing his part in saving the planet when he develops his serum for speeding up the development of lab-grown cultured meat. What Bruce has actually done is send us to the bottom of the food chain. Well, not all the way to the bottom. We are still above ducks. Nobody gets eaten by a duck.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny scary.
- By Becky on 11-06-22
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Witchetty-Woo
- Narrated by: Geoffrey Boyes
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 09-20-22
- Language: English
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Book 18
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Dragons and Stuff
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Jason Young
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6
In a place unknown. In a time nobody is sure of. Stuff happened, and there were Dragons. Epic dobadoobries unfold at an incredible pace around Prince Jasper and his man-servent, page, the guy who goes with him, Roulart. Can they stop the evil Queen from taking over Prince Jaspers's kingdom, and why should you care?
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5 out of 5 stars
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A fiery fantasy adventure bursting w/ excitement!
- By Nemesis on 05-02-24
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Dragons and Stuff
- Narrated by: Jason Young
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 04-02-24
- Language: English
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Book 19
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S16
- Apocalypse Blockers, Book 23
- By: Simon carr
- Narrated by: Ian Parker
- Length: 4 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9
Probably the only thing worse than finding out that nothing you know is real, is finding out that you are also not real. Well, that's how Sanjiv's day started, it did not get much better after that, truth be told.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One fun ride
- By BigT on 04-07-24
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S16
- Apocalypse Blockers, Book 23
- Narrated by: Ian Parker
- Length: 4 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 01-05-24
- Language: English
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Book 20
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Khaos Has Come
- Apocalypse Blockers, Book 24
- By: Simon Carr
- Narrated by: Caely Pennington
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6
There was always one point, one moment in all of reality where everything that was will fight for everything that might be. It’s this point. Well, several points, but all happening at the same time, but not the same time. It’s super complicated. Some question whether it really happened at all, or will happen.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Funny Book
- By Tonya on 08-24-23
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Khaos Has Come
- Apocalypse Blockers, Book 24
- Narrated by: Caely Pennington
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Release date: 04-25-23
- Language: English
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