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Bill Harley
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Charlie, Tommy, and Hector have high hopes for their soccer team this season until they find out that their new coach isn't all that interested in the fantabulous plays the three friends have worked out together.
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- kk
- 10-31-22
Wonderful Bill Harley
My students will listen to Bill Harley over and over again. We have recently discovered the Charlie Bumpers and they are well loved. Great to listen to.
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