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Cold Sweat

By: Vera Valentine
Narrated by: Anthony Palmini, Cassandra Medcalf
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Fleeing college pressure, Jules heads home to rest, recharge, and figure out a plan before fall break ends. Eager to spend time with her mother and stepfather, there's one presence she's less thrilled about seeing: Red.

The sentient, smirking pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist Punch was a huge pain in the glass. He'd been getting under her skin for two years now, ever since their parents' wedding day. Red's taste in entertainment and weirdly suggestive commentary were driving her crazy, a destination she was capable of finding all on her own.

With big life decisions looming, his antics shake up Jules' already fragile peace, steering her towards a leisurely evening in her mom's new sauna. It seems like the perfect remedy for stress... until Red invites himself along. Close, steamy confines have a way of outing secrets, and Red has a huge one he can't keep on ice any longer.

Will Jules be able to resist her thirst for the unknown, or will the truth about her stepbrother refresh her perspective entirely?

Cold Sweat is a parody sentient object romance novella between a human woman and a large glass pitcher of Cherry Chill-Assist drink mix. No, that's not a metaphor. It's made of glass. Yes, I am referring to exactly what you think I am. Yes, this was written by the same woman who wrote the door one. And the balloons. And the boat. At this point, you know what you're getting into, friends.

Narrated in duet style.

©2024 Vera Valentine / Word Chick Content LLC (P)2024 Podium Audio
Contemporary Fantasy Humorous Paranormal
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This was exactly with expected . . . But better! I cackled the entire time. Hilariously hot tho 🤣😏👀

3.5 stars

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I said I wanted an unhinged summer and Cold Sweat said have a drink "little cup".

unhinged summer

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Not what I thought would happen but not mad at it. I’ll never drink kool aid again!

Entertaining that’s for sure

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I love the narrator and the story line its self is good. I love her books!

Amazing!!

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The best narrators, and Anthony palmini like I’ve never heard before!! This audiobook was short and very very (sugar free) sweet!

Refreshing

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I spent 90% of this book laughing out loud. What a hilarious story. It’s just what I needed! Anthony’s performance as Red was amazing.

The narration made this an absolute blast to listen to!

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This is such a quick listen that I almost wish was a little longer! The sound descriptions are too niche and hysterical! I don’t think I will ever have ice in glass without thinking about this book again.

This is SILLY

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lol Such a funny book. Very demure, very saucy! I like the way Vera writes ! The Narrators voices are so good and they really brought the fantasy to life 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼😂🙂‍↔️

Call me Mrs. Potts!

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