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Michael A. Adashefski
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What would happen if two complete opposites met under the strangest of circumstances? What if those two opposites happened to be Santa Claus and Count Dracula? And what if the Count wanted to take over Christmas and redo this joyous holiday into his own evil version of it? That's exactly what this story is about and it has some surprising turns of events for everyone involved including the Count, Renfield and even famed drummer Johnny Vatos. It's a tale for children and everyone who is a child at heart, full of some spooky dealings and some great Christmas magic too! Will Count Dracula turn the world into a planet full of his own devout followers or will Santa use some of today's technology and great rock and roll to defeat the world's most notorious vampire? Find out in this new story by the author of Echoes, Don't Badger A Badger and Escape From Cell Block Six as he takes you through a magical tale that's just right for the holiday season!
©2014 Michael A. Adashefski (P)2014 Michael A. AdashefskiListeners also enjoyed...
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