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Crackimals, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Michelle Bowser
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By:
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Gary Vincent
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Everyone's a snack when a croc's on crack!
When a Nile crocodile is stolen from an animal hospital by a pair of black-market smugglers, little do they know their luck is about to turn for the worse when they accidentally wreck their transport van into a car of drug dealers carrying a synthetically altered street drug.
What happens next is hell on earth when the croc ingests the dangerous drug, becoming an unstoppable killing machine hell-bent on devouring everything in its path, including the residents of a nearby campground and trailer park, in search for food and more of the addictive orange-colored crack.
Warning: This audiobook contains language and literary depictions of scenes some listeners may find offensive. It is not intended for children. Listener's discretion is advised.
©2023 Gary Lee Vincent (P)2023 Gary Lee VincentListeners also enjoyed...
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