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Austin Grossman
About this listen
Award-winning novelist Austin Grossman reimagines the Cold War as an epic battle against the occult waged by the ultimate American antihero - Richard Nixon.
Richard Milhous Nixon lived one of the most improbable lives of the 20th century. Our 37th president's political career spanned the button-down '50s, the Mad Men '60s, and the turbulent '70s. He faced down the Russians, the Chinese, and, ultimately, his own government. The man went from political mastermind to a national joke, sobbing in the Oval Office, leaving us with one burning question: How could he have lost it all?
Here, for the first time, is the tale told in his own words: the terrifying supernatural secret he stumbled upon as a young man, the truth behind the Cold War, and the truth behind the Watergate cover-up. What if our nation's worst president was actually a pivotal figure caught in a desperate struggle between ordinary life and horrors from another reality? What if the man we call our worst president was, in truth, our greatest?
In Crooked, Nixon finally reveals the secret history of modern American politics as only Austin Grossman could reimagine it. Combining Lovecraftian suspense, international intrigue, Russian honey traps, and a presidential marriage whose secrets and battles of attrition were their own heroic saga, Grossman's novel is a masterwork of alternative history, equal parts mesmerizing character study and nail-biting Faustian thriller.
©2015 Austin Grossman (P)2015 Hachette AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Scott Warden is a man haunted by the past-and soon to be haunted by the future. In early 21st-century Thailand, Scott is an expatriate slacker. Then, one day, he inadvertently witnesses an impossible event: the violent appearance of a 200-foot stone pillar in the forested interior. Its arrival collapses trees for a quarter mile around its base, freezing ice out of the air and emitting a burst of ionizing radiation. It appears to be composed of an exotic form of matter.
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A haunting, beautiful work...
- By M. Stephenson on 11-20-09
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Player Piano
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
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Kurt Vonnegut's first novel spins the chilling tale of engineer Paul Proteus, who must find a way to live in a world dominated by a supercomputer and run completely by machines. Paul's rebellion is vintage Vonnegut – wildly funny, deadly serious, and terrifyingly close to reality.
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A Genuine 5-Stars
- By R.A. on 06-07-19
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination
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- By: John Joseph Adams - editor
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Mad scientists have never had it so tough. In super-hero comics, graphic novels, films, TV series, video games, and even works of what may be fiction, they are besieged by those who stand against them, devoid of sympathy for their irrational, megalomaniacal impulses to rule, destroy, or otherwise dominate the world as we know it. It’s just not fair. So those of us who are so twisted and sick that we love mad scientists have created this guide.
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HAND DANCING
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-30-15
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Blind Lake
- By: Robert Charles Wilson
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
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Robert Charles Wilson, says The New York Times, "writes superior science fiction thrillers." His Darwinia won Canada's Aurora Award; his most recent novel, The Chronoliths, won the prestigious John W. Campbell Memorial Award. Now he tells a gripping tale of alien contact and human love in a mysterious but hopeful universe.
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DIMINISHED EXPECTATIONS
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 06-22-15
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The World Walker
- The World Walker Series, Book 1
- By: Ian W. Sainsbury
- Narrated by: Todd Boyce
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Just outside Los Angeles, a prisoner hidden away for 70 years sits up, gets off the bed and disappears through a solid wall. In Australia, a magician impresses audiences by producing real elephants. Nobody realizes it's not an illusion. Across the world, individuals and organizations with supernatural power suddenly detect the presence of something even they can't understand. At the center of it all, Seb Varden, a 32-year old musician with a secret in his past, slits his wrists, is shot dead and run over on the freeway.
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Good Stuff
- By DobieChuck on 01-15-17
By: Ian W. Sainsbury
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Agents of Innocence
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Agents of Innocence is the book that established David Ignatius's reputation as a master of the novel of contemporary espionage. Into the treacherous world of shifting alliances and arcane subterfuge comes idealistic CIA man Tom Rogers. Posted in Beirut to penetrate the PLO and recruit a high-level operative, he soon learns the heavy price of innocence in a time and place that has no use for it.
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breathy over-actor tarnishes an OK story
- By reader on 05-11-20
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The Submission
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- By: Amy Waldman
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Claire Harwell hasn't settled into grief; events haven't let her. Cool, eloquent, raising two fatherless children, Claire has emerged as the most visible of the 9/11 widows who became a potent political force in the aftermath of the catastrophe. She longs for her husband, but she has found her mission: she sits on a jury charged with selecting a fitting memorial for the victims of the attack.
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Some books were meant to be read...
- By Barbara on 02-24-12
By: Amy Waldman
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In the Still of the Night
- By: David L. Golemon
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Five years ago, the ghost hunting Supernaturals disbanded after being accused of faking their experiences at Summer House. Now, the eccentric, but brilliant, team of scientists and paranormal experts are being asked to join forces once again - this time to save the president. Through strenuous investigation and mysterious messages about returning home, the team soon discovers the long lost home of the president: a small town in California called Moreno, a modern ghost town.
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Excellent follow up tale to the Supernaturals
- By Not my name on 12-03-17
By: David L. Golemon
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Moscow Sting
- By: Alex Dryden
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
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When Finn, a former British spy, is poisoned by a Russian assassin, his ex-boss Adrian, chief of MI6, wants vengeance. He also wants answers - information that only Finn's widow, Anna, knows. Taken to America for protection and information, the former Russian agent faces her greatest test: to ensure her freedom and protect her child, she must uncover the full truth before anyone else - even as friend and foe both set her in their sights.
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will keep you guessing right up to the end
- By Catherine J. Pondozzi on 11-24-12
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Hostile Intent
- By: Michael Walsh
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Code named Devlin, he exists in the blackest shadows of the United States government--operating off the grid as the NSA's top agent. He's their most lethal weapon-and their most secret. But someone is trying to draw him out into the open by putting America's citizens in the crosshairs--and they will continue the slaughter until they get what they want.
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3-1/2 Stars - Could Have Been Better
- By Ed on 08-26-10
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City of Dark Magic
- A Novel
- By: Magnus Flyte
- Narrated by: Natalie Gold
- Length: 13 hrs and 34 mins
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Once a city of enormous wealth and culture, Prague was home to emperors, alchemists, astronomers, and, as it’s whispered, hell portals. When music student Sarah Weston lands a summer job at Prague Castle cataloging Beethoven’s manuscripts, she has no idea how dangerous her life is about to become. Prague is a threshold, Sarah is warned, and it is steeped in blood. Soon after Sarah arrives, strange things begin to happen.
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So promising and yet...
- By Tyler on 01-19-13
By: Magnus Flyte
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- Scott George
- 10-27-19
Excellent voice acting, a story that doesn’t quite deliver
The narrator does an amazing job of bringing Nixon to life, recreating his rough, gravely delivery without turning the performance into overblown parody. He also has quite a talent for creating unique voices for the other characters.
The story is a mixed bag, in my opinion. Grossman does a good job of walking the fine line between making you pity Nixon and making you despise him. I found myself really getting into his life, curious to see how the hidden occult layer of things altered known events. The story fell flat, however, where it comes to the events at the Watergate hotel. Grossman glosses over the incident, talking about it in only the vaguest of terms and merely hinting at what happened and why, as if the reader is expected to have read an account of it elsewhere. Frankly, I’m deducting a full star from Story and Overall solely for that reason.
Additionally, there are a few things mentioned in the first chapter of the book that are never resolved such as why Nixon had to fake his death. It’s like Grossman put them in the storymeaning to get back to them but then never bothered to reread his stuff.
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- Ron Lubovich
- 12-08-15
And amusing exploration of an alternate version of Nixon, but lacking in plot substance
I walked away from this book feeling like I've been given a really great exploration of a hypothetical Nixon character, and not the redemptive version that's talked about in the book's synopsis. This is still the redbaiting, almost sociopathic, power-hungry vision of Nixon. It's more like a fantasy exploration of what if the Nixon we knew had faced the ancient ones. Very amusing, but the supernatural elements in the story are completely underdeveloped. They indicate at conspiracies and myths instead of exploring and fleshing them out.
The narrator does an exceptional job, and the character development is superb, but the end of the book did leave me feeling like something was substantially missing.
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- Jonathan
- 09-08-15
I'm speechless, but I have to write something.
The few times I got to see Nixon up close gave me a sort of sympathy for the man. I almost cried when this book came to an end. It made him so human. The demon story takes a huge back seat to the delightful insights into the political process in general, and the presidency in particular. Loved it!
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- George
- 01-18-17
Excellent narration
The book captures the essence of Nixon: angry, self-righteous, and deceitful, but also surprisingly human.
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- C. White
- 06-20-18
The narration MAKES this book!
I like to describe this book as Richard Nixon's personal biography as written by Edgar Allan Poe, with additional technical consultation by HP Lovecraft. To be fair... I live in Yorba Linda California (birthplace and home of the Nixon library), so in many ways, it was almost per-destined that I bought this book (that and the fact that I loved Austin Grossman's "Soon I will be invincible"... so maybe it was more likely true destiny). With that disclosure out there, this books is both brilliant and tedious simultaneously. It is expertly written and ponders so well on Nixon's enter monologue that sometimes you begin to forget it is a work of fiction rather than his personal memoirs. Combined with the tone perfect narration by Kiff VanderHauvel (which feels like he is directly channeling Nixon from beyond the grave), three fourths of this book can only be described as brilliant. Unfortunately the last fourth of the book becomes tedious and way over the top. So much so that all the believably carefully crafted in the early part of the book is lost to a feeling of contrived occult ridiculousness. Despite the failings in the latter quarter of the story I truly enjoyed this unique story and alternative to take on history.
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- Michael Tobias
- 07-27-20
Great story, mostly great reader
Loved the book and the performance overall. Only thing that drags it down is the reader’s Kissinger voice. He is an important character and for whatever reason it was decided he would whisper all the time. That’s all I’ll say for fear of spoilers.
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- Joseph Ayscue
- 02-01-19
Fun, entertaining, revelatory
The trips up and down the plot mountain were great even if the apex was a bit underwhelming. Grossman did a great job with Nixon, propelling him through a heroic narrative without giving into the fantastic realm enough to make Nixon heroic. He was unflatteringly believable and weak and obstinate and arrogant and ignorant. Somehow it resonated with those weak parts in us enough to come close enough to endearing that we not only could stomach Nixon but accept and even laud him.
The quality of the voice acting was superb. Every character was noticeable for its unique vocal quality, giving the illusion of a cast rather than as single reader.
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- x_bruce
- 10-06-21
A mashup of history, sciFi, and literate fiction
The presenter is very Nixon-like for the bulk of the novel. If you can’t get past that reconsider and read the print novel. He does the inflections and rhythms in Nixon’s vocal patterns which for most sections works quite well and makes Crooked entertaining, maybe too much so.
The book moves along crisply although there were sections that made me think the Nixonian narration might be at odds with the text which means I’ll probably read it if I return to it. The sciFi aspect is fun but a bit underdeveloped. The better examples are in Eisenhower and Nixon’s relationship and Pat and Dick’s ever changing relationship.
This is the profane, fallen Nixon that explains in its alternate reality much of his motivations and pettiness. As another reviewer said, it almost humanizes Nixon and makes you feel bad for him. At least that reality’s Nixon. And to be clear, this IS about an alternate reality, not ours.
It is playful with actual events and spins a fun narrative while offering interesting considerations of the man. There is humor, there is pathos, and there are interesting differences that are fun for those familiar or unfamiliar which is why I reccomend the book to friends and in extension Audible listeners.
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- G. S. K.
- 03-07-19
Wacky but interesting
While it can be slow at times the premise of the book is so out there and novel that it all works. If you can suspend your disbelief it could totally explain Nixon.
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- EstabanC
- 03-04-16
Just a perfect story
Leaves you wanting more. A alternative history that doesn't change the final out come of historical events just how and why they occurred. Grossman's dark humor is subtle and intelligent. VandenHeuvel Nixon is spot on and manages to convey a spectrum of emotions without going over the top with what can be one of most cliche impressions of our time.
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