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Team A.L.P.H.A., Book 7
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Colin Darcy
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Deck the halls with knives, chains, and dangerous children’s toys!
Team Alpha is celebrating the holidays, but a surprise blizzard has snowed them in at Bossman and Papa P’s house, along with a few friends.
Not that Papa P minds. He’ll take any excuse to keep his loved ones close and stuff them full of good food.
It’s not only snow that’s flying through the air, however. Omega counselor Dean and team beta leader Sam may have found more than a little holiday cheer while joining the team’s holiday festivities.
And Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without Bossman and Papa P recounting the joy of their anniversary and the hard times that came before.
This book is best enjoyed if you’ve already listened to the previous Team Alpha stories, as there are plenty of in-jokes, purple sparkly knives, and growing children sprinkled throughout this tale. As always, you can expect some naughty knotty fun, humor not suitable to share with your mother-in-law, and all your favorite characters.
Trigger warning: Graphic violence and mention of human trafficking. HEA definitely included. Intended for listeners 18 and above only. Seriously, would you expect anything less from Susi Hawke and Crista Crown?
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Great Series
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Perfect ending to a great series
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Perfect "Ending" to Team ALPHA
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We finally get to know how Justin and Ray got together and how the love between them stood the test of time.
New additions are introduced and new bonds are formed.
This was a lovely tale to listen to and the narrator does it justice. Each character was clear and the voices smooth.
New additions
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Excellent end for this series....
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Sweet holiday story
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beginnings
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A Mix of a Reunion and a Prequel to a New Series
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Oh What fun it is to laugh!
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Basically 2 stories in one
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