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Decomposing Head

By: Vincent V. Cava, S. R. Tooms
Narrated by: Mr. Creepy Pasta
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Here you have found a book so foul, so repulsive, so horrifying...that you will undoubtedly find yourself running to the nearest bathroom in an effort to both relieve your bowels and scrub your hands clean of their putrid filth. Though these attempts will be in vain - just as the authors of this demented book of short stories have planned. I speak of none other than the intolerable Mr. Vincent V. Cava and his dimwitted pen pal, S. R. Tooms (the pair oftentimes billed simply as hideous and handsome). They have finally released this humorous collection of terrifying tales, despite the bitter public outcry that demanded these pages never see the light of day...and perhaps for good reason.

Inside this tome you will hear such stories as the much talked about "Gas Station Bathroom", which has been known to cause many travelers to rethink their next rest stop pullover.

The psychological masterpiece in "The Horror of Knowing" will never allow you to gaze upon your friends in the same light again.

"A Favor for a Favor" depicts an unparalleled moralistic look at the true nature of mankind - complete with an exquisitely satisfying finish that will have you shaking your head with sinister disbelief.

These are but a few of the many finely crafted tales lurking within this haunted collection. To those of you with a few screws loose in the noggin or those with a twisted smile (and crooked tooth or two), I bid you enter this haven of horror....

©2014 Vincent V. Cava and S.R. Tooms (P)2014 Vincent V. Cava and S.R. Tooms
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Mr. Creepypasta is a awesome narrator!

Some stories were good, some not so much. The second story to the end almost made me stop the book. But overall good.

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A collection of beautifully written Black Comedies

Come now Mr. Creepy Pasta reading the deliciously written stories of Vincent V. Cava and S. R. Tooms. What else could I de.sire

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Highly Entertaining

Both Authors did a great job at keeping the flow of the book going in a way that keeps it streamlined. It doesn't feel like its jumping around to much like others I have read/listened to before. Will definitely be checking out other titles from these authors.

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I love this book very good

I been a fan of Mr creepypasta and Vincent for a while now I enjoyed this book

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Not bad

This is pretty hit and miss, but I must say I LOVED the last story. The performance improved through the book, but there were a couple of stories where the reader was not 100% confident with the words/word order and it showed. If you like creepy pastas, you’ll probably enjoy this.

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Funny and great narration

Just all around a great listen for those long night shifts where you just need a few hours to kill.

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I’m biased as I love all of these guys’ work.

My review is biased as I have been a fan of Mr Creepy Pasta, V. V. Cava and S. R. Tooms for quite some time.

What can I say, it’s MrCreepyPasta at his best. The selected shorts, many of which I’ve previously enjoyed, are a wonderful addition to my Audible library. As always, the story selection is sublime, the music and sound effect selections are never over the top added to the listening experience. I hope there’s more

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ehh....

a few stories were kinda fun, but mostly pretty boring with no ending. I get that the author wants u to use your own imagination, but not with every single story! the performance. was shockingly poor! the kid reading the book tried to be entertaining But fumbling through his words and his plugged up nose, gave his a very annoying voice. but the book was cheap and helped through my work day so....

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Quirky but Forgettable

The stories were well written, humorous (mostly), and well thought-out but overall this was an easily forgot collection.

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FANTASTIC

Great book with dark humour, made me chuckle, highly recomend this if your taste is a little darker

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