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If you’ve ever wondered why Squibs are never offered a place at Hogwarts, what happened when Vernon Dursley first met James Potter, or how Dumbledore and McGonagall formed their lifelong friendship, From the Wizarding Archive should go straight to the top of your wish list. Containing 80 articles written by J.K. Rowling for the original Pottermore website and available for the first time in audio, exclusively from Audible, Harry Potter fans everywhere are in for a treat.
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Great Rowling stuff, horrible introductions
- By lad on 08-31-24
By: J.K. Rowling, and others
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- Gene
- 12-30-23
Awesome bill verse $*!t
I liked it so much as soon as I can preorder the next false idols imma do it
Gualteiri is da man and carr is fire
This lit is book
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-31-24
a pretty dark tale
The overall tale was a good next installment for Jesdie and her entourage. I found this story considerably darker and less fun than the previous works in the series. It seemed to prefer to strip Jessie of all her support network without giving her any true new allies. To what end we will have to stay tuned.
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- Bennah
- 02-26-24
It's getting closer
Another fun installment of the False Icon series that makes me feel like we are getting closer to the crossover we have been waiting for...Bill and Jess meeting up.
As always, the narrator was excellent
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- Jan D. Leslie
- 03-01-24
inconclusive finish
storyline ended mid scene. very annoying. rest of book on par with his others.
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- Swenhalver
- 10-02-24
It's like they don't want you to like anyone anymore...
The characters have practically all changed to be darker than before. And I'm not rooting for anyone, so I probably won't get the next book.
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