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Christopher John Fetherolf
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By:
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Rick Gualtieri
About this listen
There are reasons we fear the night. He's not one of them.
This omnibus contains the first four books of the best-selling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series.
Recently turned vampire Bill Ryder is having a hard time taking this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad the ancient horrors lurking in the shadows don’t particularly like his attitude. Now, he’s got a choice: step up and face his destiny, or get trampled into dust. Needless to say, Bill’s death just made his life a hell of a lot more interesting.
Includes:
Bill the Vampire (Book one)
Bill Ryder was a dateless geek until he met a girl to die for. So he did. Too bad he’s still at the bottom of the food chain, fangs or not.
Scary Dead Things (Book two)
One of the most powerful vampires on Earth wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. It’s not clear which fate is worse.
The Mourning Woods (Book three)
A war is brewing between the vampires and sasquatches, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc.
Holier than Thou (Book four)
On the eve of war, The Icon—legendary enemy of the vampire race—has arisen. There's just one small catch: Bill’s in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead, and he’s caught smack dab in the middle of it.
Join Bill in these side-splitting tales of myths, monsters, and foul-mouthed mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then you're in for a bloody good time with this vampire comedy.
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Sabina Kane doesn't really fit in. And being an assassin doesn't help matters. But she's never brought her work home. Until now. Sabina's latest mission is uncomfortably complex and threatens the fragile peace between the vampire and mage races. As she scrambles to figure out which side she's on, she uncovers a tangled political web, some nasty facts about her family, and some unexpected new talents. Any of these things could be worryingly life changing, but together they could be lethal.
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One of the Worst Books I've "Read"
- By BestBooksBestPrice on 09-12-12
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Blood Oranges
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- Narrated by: Amber Benson
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My name's Quinn. If you buy into my reputation, I'm the most notorious demon hunter in New England. But rumors of my badassery have been slightly exaggerated. Instead of having kung-fu skills and a closet full of medieval weapons, I'm an ex-junkie with a talent for being in the wrong place at the right time. Or the right place at the wrong time. Or…whatever. Wanted for crimes against inhumanity I (mostly) didn't commit, I was nearly a midnight snack for a werewolf until I was "saved" by a vampire calling itself the Bride of Quiet.
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Great Narration, Subpar Book
- By Mel Thomas on 12-17-14
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Graveyard Shift
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- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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Alex Menkaure, former pharaoh and mummy, and his vampire partner, Marcus, born in ancient Rome, are vice cops in a special Miami police unit. They fight to keep the streets safe from criminal vampires, shape-shifters, bootleg blood dealers, and anti-vampire vigilantes. When poisoned artificial blood drives vampires to murder, the city threatens to tear itself apart. Only an unlikely alliance with former opponents can give Alex and Marcus a fighting chance against an ancient vampire conspiracy.
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Vampires and humans living in harmony?
- By Anne on 03-23-18
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The Unleashing
- Call of Crows, Book 1
- By: Shelly Laurenston
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
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Kera Watson never expected to face death behind a Los Angeles coffee shop. Not after surviving two tours lugging an M16 around the Middle East. If it wasn't for her hot Viking customer showing up too late to help, nobody would even have seen her die. In uncountable years of service to the Allfather Odin, Ludvig "Vig" Rundstrom has never seen anyone kick ass with quite as much style as Kera.
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Too Violent for this Reader
- By Aryn on 04-11-15
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Good Intentions
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- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
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He knew it was a dumb stunt from the start. A midnight run through a cemetery to impress a couple of girls isn't the stuff of legend, but Alex Carlisle longs to escape the crushing mediocrity of life after high school. Then, he stumbles upon the ritual, the cultists, and two bound and bloodied women. Alex intervenes, and the ritual blows up in his face, leaving him bound to them both: Rachel and Lorelei, an angel and a succubus.
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Read the Warning Label!
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Doctor David Lephmann wants nothing more than to learn about and help the less fortunate, and his new post at Mercy Hospital is the perfect place to do both. His mentor is desperate for the help, and welcomes him to a world of nonhuman customs and strange magics. One night after a long day at the hospital, David is confronted by the reality of life among monsters, when he intervenes in a fight he knows nothing about. He takes a side, and his life is changed forever.
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Vamps Wolves and more
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- By: Cat Adams
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Bodyguard Celia Graves has definitely accepted her share of weird assignments, both human and supernatural. But her newest job takes the cake. Guarding a prince from terrorists and religious fundamentalists is hard enough, but it seems like the entire supernatural world is after this guy too. When she is betrayed by those she is employed to help, and everything goes horribly wrong, Celia wakes to find herself transformed. Neither human nor vampire, Celia has become an abomination-something that should not exist-and now both human and supernatural alike want her dead.
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Blood Song
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Born in Fire
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Supernatural Bounty Hunter isn't the sort of thing you see on LinkedIn. But with a rare type of magic like mine, I don't have many options. Dangerous or not, the job is mine. And it was going fine, until an old-as-sin vampire stole my mark, and with it, my pay day. Knowing I'm poor and desperate, he has offered me a job. I'll have to work by his side to help solve a top secret case. Everyone knows not to trust vampires. Especially a hot elder vampire.
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Entertaining New Series
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
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A Demon Bound
- Imp, Book 1
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Samantha Martin is an imp, enjoying an extended vacation from Hel. All she wants to do is drink beer by the pool, play mischievous pranks on the humans, and get her hot neighbor in the sack. It's a relaxing break from her infernal home as long as she manages to avoid the angels, who won't hesitate to execute her on sight. But when her naughty hellhound lands her in trouble with the local werewolf pack, Sam is blackmailed into helping track and catch a killer. The steps she must take to appease the werewolves will put her right in the crosshairs of the angels.
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Slow narrator
- By daunetullina on 06-17-14
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Immortal
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Surviving 60,000 years takes cunning and more than a little luck. But in the 21st century, Adam confronts new dangers - someone has found out what he is, a demon is after him, and he has run out of places to hide. Worst of all, he has had entirely too much to drink.
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Great story that will make you think about life!
- By MJP on 12-22-16
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My Life as a White Trash Zombie
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Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".
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It's Not F**king Rocket Science
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- Travis Kempfer
- 08-15-24
buckle up and put away butthurts
great punny funny story, about a poor schlub doing his best just to exist. then he gets bit. then it comes with some special side effects that puts him in everybody's crosshairs. little corny, lot of innuendo, an absolute load of what the dorky little perv is thinking at the best and worst of times. all in all, I have been locked in and it's a great mind musher. no big massive plot line that is strict and defined, just life and times of a geek with superpowers and a razor whit. did I mention his Dungeon Master friend likes cutting him up? for science? how about a poor defenseless cat exploding due to house-sitting munchies? only issue that distracted me from the insanity driven peyote trip this story is, was sometimes the narrator would slip up and immediately re-record a line. or between chapters his voice would be louder or softer. at first I though it was my phone being strange and rewinding or changing the volume. but that fell slightly to the edit. either way, great story, will continue to listen.
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- Christopher Rogers-Pilla
- 06-07-23
Phenomenal series
I absolutely love the Series! the narration, writing style, plot. Characters and pacing are absolutely perfect. I definitely recommend this book.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-06-24
Like a gaming session with your buds
I swear some of these characters are actually based on my friends. The sarcastic witty banter and remarks reminds me of the old days gaming and bbqing with my buds. Been a great series so far and I find myself laughing out loud quite a bit. If you have the kind of friends that constantly bust on each other and prank you when they can, this is the book series for you. So many odd situations that are just laugh out loud awkward that at some spots I had to rewind just because I was laughing to hard. Definitely worth the read or listen!!!
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- Jamie Karasek
- 06-09-23
I keep coming back
I have listened to these first 4 books so many times but I keep getting busy I finally finished them and they are so good
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- Ahmaad J Richardson
- 08-11-24
Bill for life
What can I say I wasn’t expecting this!! Bill and company have me dying of laughter. It’s just like being thrust into a corner and all you do is laugh about what’s next
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- Ms. Lew
- 10-25-23
If you are older than 17 or a woman, don’t bother!
Not one to waste an Audible purchase, I TRIED listening to this childish drivel. Should have taken heed to some of the not so favorable reviews. Isn’t even good background noise to fall asleep to.
Being a grown woman, I did not appreciate the fratboy immaturity & sexist tones of this book.
IMO, the writer has issues in crafting likable, realistic, adult characters and should have written the primaries as teens.
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- Jordan thornton
- 04-10-23
Disappointing
This is the type of series that makes you want to scream at why the MC is so dumb. First he is constantly getting dumped on by literally everyone. Two he never learns from experience.Three he is told he has potential but never try’s to learn about his abilities or get stronger in anyway. This whole series is just disappointing
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- KC
- 04-15-23
Incel nerd MC
I am going to paraphrase a few paragraphs and if you like them, you will likely like the book. If you do not you will not likely like the book.
Bill the vampire: I couldn't do it! I couldn't bite the man, not because I dont want to kill someone but because it would be gay to bite a man. I could if it was a hot chick though, no wait that would be a waste. I could bite a fat chick.
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