
BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
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Wayne Mitchell
Some predicted that the AI singularity would result in robots destroying the world. None of them ever understood that it was the sales algorithms they had to be afraid of.
After the arrival of the multiversal monopoly BuyMort, life got brutal. All systems were through BuyMort. All currency was through BuyMort. All sales were through BuyMort. You could resist, you could compete, but it didn’t really matter because in the end you used BuyMort—or you perished. BuyMort be praised.
But not everyone’s happy with the new system. Some, even, want to see it destroyed.
It’s quick. It’s convenient. And it will help people kill you and your family as readily as it will help them sell you knickknacks for a quick mortie. Because BuyMort doesn’t care about anything except the bottom line.
Enter Tyson Dawes, a no-cares slacker with a traumatic past, two wrinkled bucks in his wallet, and a crap job caretaking a crap campground in the desert sands of Arizona. He had a deal with the world. He didn’t change it, and it didn’t change him. Seemed simple enough. He liked it, anyway.
BuyMort changed all that the moment it let loose a torrent of alien entrepreneurs upon his planet, intent on selling everything that hadn’t been tagged through the system and classified as his private property.
When a man has little, he cherishes it. When that little is lost, he’ll do whatever it takes and change into whatever he needs to be able to get that little bit back.
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Not a full on LitRPG in that there are no levels and stat points but characters still evolve if they're "smart shoppers". Satisfying antagonists and an MC who has the usual checkered past but who you can get behind. I binged the first two books and am looking forward to the third. Highly recommended if you like the System Apocalypse genre.
Fantastic - Fun, gritty new twist on system apoc
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I love it!
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The narrator If you like Wayne Mitchell. You’ll like this narration for those who don’t know Wayne Mitchell. He gets very exuberant with how he reads certain characters and if you listen with ear buds, it can be a little hard to get through the sound spikes. Personally, I don’t mind Wayne Mitchell. I think he has gotten better over time but if you really don’t like him, you probably should give the audio version a skip.
Overall, this book was better than most released in the last year, and I couldn’t imagine a better narrator for the main character. No story or narration is perfect so give it a try or don’t it’s up to you.
It’s worth a read or a listen, depending on if you like narration, by Wayne Mitchell or not.
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So. Much. Yelling.
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Would love to have a flashback a few chapters of Lee working for the company back in the day would be a lot of fun to read.
Whole series is great!
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Excellent listen
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needs a Skippy or shart. or some kind of companion character. too many things went past funny into annoying.
just a personal preference. not going to be continuing.
ok. parts start to wear on you.
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It's a little scary how close to reality it is.
I love the narration and his raspy deep voice. fits the MC very well. he needs to learn how say Prescott properly though. When speaking for female characters, his deep voice misses the mark.
Overall i recommend it if you are just looking for new litrpg/sci Fi experience. You should probably skip this one if your are looking for in depth characters and plot development.
I just bought book 2.
loved the sci Fi corporate apocalypse
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Couldn’t finish
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OVERACTING ruined it
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