
BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
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Some predicted that the AI singularity would result in robots destroying the world. None of them ever understood that it was the sales algorithms they had to be afraid of.
After the arrival of the multiversal monopoly BuyMort, life got brutal. All systems were through BuyMort. All currency was through BuyMort. All sales were through BuyMort. You could resist, you could compete, but it didn’t really matter because in the end you used BuyMort—or you perished. BuyMort be praised.
But not everyone’s happy with the new system. Some, even, want to see it destroyed.
It’s quick. It’s convenient. And it will help people kill you and your family as readily as it will help them sell you knickknacks for a quick mortie. Because BuyMort doesn’t care about anything except the bottom line.
Enter Tyson Dawes, a no-cares slacker with a traumatic past, two wrinkled bucks in his wallet, and a crap job caretaking a crap campground in the desert sands of Arizona. He had a deal with the world. He didn’t change it, and it didn’t change him. Seemed simple enough. He liked it, anyway.
BuyMort changed all that the moment it let loose a torrent of alien entrepreneurs upon his planet, intent on selling everything that hadn’t been tagged through the system and classified as his private property.
When a man has little, he cherishes it. When that little is lost, he’ll do whatever it takes and change into whatever he needs to be able to get that little bit back.
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- Narrated by: Jonathan Keeble
- Length: 16 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Somebody once told a joke. A man ran in place all his life. He worked a job he didn't love for people he couldn't stand. But at the end of the day, the number in his bank account went up. That man got a second chance at life. He woke up in another world, one full of adventures and romances and monsters and gods. And floating above his head, he saw the number "1". So what did he say? "Gosh, I better make the number go up." Not today. Not for this old soul. Reborn as a beast of battle meant to live a short life and die screaming, Garek refuses.
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I liked it
- By Anonymous User on 08-31-23
By: Exemplar
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The Fabric of Reality: A LitRPG Adventure
- Edge Cases, Book 1
- By: Silver Linings
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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In the Prime Kingdoms, the system dominates everything. It dictates one’s strength, skills, and power. It spawns dungeons and guides the actions of their monsters. But every system has its limits, and it’s about to push four oddball adventurers to theirs.
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Far underrated by audible standards.
- By Christopher on 08-12-24
By: Silver Linings
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A Starbrite Man: A Cyberpunk LitRPG
- Slumrat Rising, Book 1
- By: Warby Picus
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
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Seventeen-year-old Truth Medici scavenges for scraps to eat; weathers his parents' abuse; and battles derelicts, killer pimps, and demons in the soul-crushing stretch of desperation he calls home. Even the cops steer clear of the toxic Harban slums. But just across the canal live the magical elite, with their wealth, flying carpets, gorgeous mages, and custom spell beasts, all thanks to the patronage of the almighty Starbrite Corporation. Getting there, and taking his three vulnerable siblings with him, is Truth's only dream.
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Damn creative and damn good
- By William Parker on 11-12-23
By: Warby Picus
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The Problem with Princesses
- Wake of the Ravager, Book 1
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell
- Length: 15 hrs and 53 mins
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On the world of Marconen, your first Break determines the trajectory of your life. Calvin chose magic. Without proper schooling or a mentor, the boy is dragged by the cruel whims of fate across the face of the planet, blending together different schools of magic and powerful abilities to create something new. But there's a deeper secret behind his success. Why was he born an exile from his country? Why is his System so strange, and why does it keep talking to him? As the march of time continues, something evil grows in power across the ocean.
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Good story, good pacing
- By Kirby on 03-17-23
By: Macronomicon
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Becoming a God Made Easy: A Cultivation-Esque LitRPG
- Theos, Book 1
- By: Arthur Wordsmith
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 16 hrs and 20 mins
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Luke was your typical nine-to-five office drone when he was killed in a head-on car collision during his morning commute. Instead of going to heaven, Luke's soul is brought to a hellish realm on the verge of total destruction, where two supernatural beings soon engage in brutal combat. Defeating her rival, the victorious Arke prepares to claim her prize, the powerful God Seed. But the ancient artifact has plans of its own, offering to soul-bond with Luke, who accepts and flees to the world of Theos to escape Arke's wrath.
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Underrated!
- By Gaius Baltar on 01-30-25
By: Arthur Wordsmith
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Pit Fighter: A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- Victor of Tucson, Book 1
- By: Plum Parrot
- Narrated by: Robb Moreira
- Length: 13 hrs and 54 mins
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Victor can’t wait to get the hell out of high school, go to the local community college on a sports scholarship, and start his own life. But that’s all put on hold when he enters his abuela’s house and somehow ends up stepping into a world unlike anything he’s ever known, filled with fantastical meta-humans; walking, talking devils; and other creatures one usually needs some serious pharmaceuticals to see. Fanwath is no dream, though. In fact, it’s a nightmare.
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Good one
- By CC on 01-18-23
By: Plum Parrot
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Human Insanity
- An Outcast in Another World, Book 1
- By: KamikazePotato
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 17 hrs and 6 mins
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Rob didn't think of himself as anyone special, but when a pitch-black portal tried to wrap his best friend in chains, he stepped up without thinking and found himself ensnared instead. His moment of heroism results in being torn away from everyone he knew and loved, kidnapped by an unknown force that leaves him with a note in his pocket stating: "Good luck." After being thrown into the wilderness of Elatra, a hostile fantasy world ruled by levels, stats, progression, and bizarre video game logic, he finds himself entirely out of his depth.
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if blood is your drug then everyone's a juice box
- By Amazon Customer on 04-07-22
By: KamikazePotato
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Hack, Slash & Burn
- Hack, Slash & Burn, Book 1
- By: Todd Herzman
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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In the small village of Berring, Calder runs the Broken Mug tavern. He was a gifted swordsman and would have been a war hero if only his side had won. His injured leg tells him his days of fighting are over. When a dark portal opens in his village’s main square and orcs stream through it, slaughtering his neighbors and setting everything on fire, it brings with it a second chance. A soldier of light appears and grants Calder a weapon stone so he can help fight against the forces of darkness.
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Garbage MC
- By Marlon on 06-27-23
By: Todd Herzman
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The Legend of Randidly Ghosthound
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Noret Flood, puddles4263
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 23 hrs and 9 mins
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Due to unusual circumstances, Randidly starts in an isolated dungeon far beyond his level, forced to rely on the mysterious Traveler Shal in order to learn and survive with the dangerous new status quo for his world. But survive he does, only to leave the dungeon and discover that while he experienced several hellish months in the dungeon, only half a day passed on Earth. Randidly's capabilities are now more than enough to help build a small enclave of survivors, but that doesn't mean balancing his sense of responsibility against the plots of an unfriendly town will be easy.
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This book has mood swings
- By CDM860 on 11-10-21
By: Noret Flood, and others
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Time to Play
- Apocalypse Parenting, Book 1
- By: Erin Ampersand
- Narrated by: Laurie Catherine Winkel
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
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A few minutes ago, Meghan Moretti's biggest concern was getting the kids' athletic clothes washed in time for practice this evening. Now, it seems that Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality television. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing on the front lawn, too.
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just eating no review here.
- By Cory A. Marshall on 04-03-23
By: Erin Ampersand
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Curious Beginnings
- A LitRPG Adventure (Salvos, Book 1)
- By: V.A. Lewis
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
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The Netherworld: it is a hellish landscape inhabited only by demons. Joining the ranks of newborn demons, Salvos is thrown into the violent, anarchy-ruled landscape of that world. To survive, she will have to learn, she will have to adapt, and she will have to evolve. She will gain experience to reach new Levels of power. Her curiosity aids her but her pride could be her fall. It is the nature of the Netherworld to avoid or conquer any threats faced. After all, the law of evolution is survival of the fittest, and Salvos is a survivor.
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Came for the narrator, stayed for the story!!!
- By Julie Ann on 06-15-21
By: V.A. Lewis
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Phantasm: An Isekai LitRPG
- Phantasm, Book 1
- By: Christopher Hall, Maxlex
- Narrated by: Katherine Littrell
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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The Worldwalkers of legend are beings touched by Fate and transported from another realm, tasked with a grand destiny. Traditionally, they prevent great cataclysms or the fall of empires. Whatever their undertaking, their appearance brings about momentous change. It’s been some two hundred years since the last Great Game, but the time has come again. Seven are chosen, and the game begins once more . . .
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This is isekai done right.
- By Kindle Customer on 02-18-23
By: Christopher Hall, and others
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Arrival: A Humorous Isekai LitRPG
- Terminate the Other World!, Book 1
- By: Icalos
- Narrated by: Savy Des-Etages
- Length: 17 hrs and 10 mins
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She's unlike any one or any thing else: a Non-Standard Leashed-Intelligence Cybernetic Enforcer aka NSLICE-00P. The first of her kind, she's let loose into a universe of superheroes on behalf of her sinister masters to destroy all who oppose them. And everything's going according to plan—until NSLICE-00P gets hacked and sent into the past to kill her own creator before he creates her. Obeying orders as always, she wastes the poor guy. Unfortunately, there are consequences to initiating a reality-breaking time paradox. The most significant: total ejection from that reality.
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Great original story. texts needs adaptation for narration
- By Duskmoon on 03-20-24
By: Icalos
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Elf Empire: A LitRPG Kingdom-Building Adventure
- Elf Empire, Book 1
- By: John Stovall
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 17 hrs and 50 mins
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Leo wanted to make something out of himself—and build dams. However, the world doesn't want dams. And it mostly doesn't want civil engineers. It doesn't want men who do any sort of building or fighting or grand design, it seems. So, when Leo finds his current girlfriend and boss being threatened by a brutal loan shark and all three of them get dragged through a portal to another world, it doesn't take long for him to decide this is the place for him. Plus, everyone has magic, and who wouldn't want that?
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Loved it.
- By Mandymomof3boyz on 08-26-23
By: John Stovall
awsome and amazing
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the narrator is also fantastically exuberant.
surprisingly original
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Just the right mix of comedy and chaos
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Unfortunate name GREAT story
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It's about basebuilding and being a good person. Oh also its fucikin hilarious
Absolutely incredible
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Weird narration choices.
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I loved it
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Great story and it's funny!
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Good World Building and Story Premise
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Sci-fi yes, LitRPG not so much
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