
Dirty Little Midlife Mess
Heart’s Cove Hotties Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Mercer Boffey
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Ava Blair
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Lilian Monroe
About this listen
Laugh-out-loud funny, with cover-to-cover banter and red-hot heat. Dirty Little Midlife Mess is not your typical fake relationship romance. It’s better.
Simone owes handsome, broody Wesley Byron a favour, and he’s calling it in. He needs a maid. Yes, like the type that cleans a house. Black and white uniform not included (she asked). Except on Simone’s first day, she finds herself wrapped up in Wes’ muscular arms as he introduces her to his family using the word girlfriend instead of maid.
Then he ducks his head and whispers two words against her ear: play along. For a woman who dealt with a difficult man for 11 years (and divorced him), those words are like throwing a lit match into a box of fireworks. She’ll play along. She might even have fun with it. And when the explosions start, everyone will enjoy the show....
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age relateable
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Sweet story
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The characters were lifelike
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Stories in Heart's Cove continue
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Dirty little midlife mess
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TENDER HEARTS 💕
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Good series
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A little boring
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Just No
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2nd book is the series didn’t live up….
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