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Gabriel Vaughan
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Tom Kratman
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A journey through time—back to Boston!
1462: an alien who feasts on the suffering of sentient beings dines off the agonies of Vlad the Impaler's twenty-thousand victims near Targoviste, Romania.
1688: a woman is framed for witchcraft and hanged by the neck in Boston.
1965: a toy store that never seems to run out of special toys is suspected of being the location of a temporal portal, the same one used by the agony-feeding alien.
2022: a grandfather, showing his young grandchildren what remains of the Boston of his youth, is shown that portal by his granddaughters.
And they're off! Off through the gate that grants wishes, off to deal with time travel, off to break and enter, off to endure the pain of seeing afresh loved ones long since departed in their own time. They're off to deal with hardened, murderous criminals and with equally murderous aliens.
All of that is set around the time of Christmas joy, in fine old hotels, with presents, fresh loves, Handel's Messiah, a department store's enchanted village, old delicacies, modern weapons, lasers... and a very special calico cat.
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Wages of Sin
- By: Harry Turtledove
- Narrated by: Ana Clements
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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The 'Wasting' (HIV) has caused devastating destruction throughout the known world and severely limited the development of technology as well, creating a mid-nineteenth century England and London almost unrecognizable to us. This is the world Viola is born into. Extremely intelligent and growing up in a house full of medical books which she reads, she dreams of traveling to far-off places, something she can only do via books since her actions and movements are severely restricted by law custom.
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Enough Already
- By JohnnyRaved on 12-14-23
By: Harry Turtledove
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Big Boys Don't Cry
- By: Tom Kratman
- Narrated by: Tom Kratman
- Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Big Boys Don't Cry covers the creation, training, combat life, and end of a Ratha, a sentient cybernetic supertank of the far future, a multithousand ton janissary, as it faithfully wages war for its human masters on dozens of alien worlds. What will happen, though, when battle damage reveals to the creature previously sealed memories, when it discovers that man, it’s creator-god, is an idol with feet of clay? Can its programmed conscience survive the knowledge of what has been done to it, how it has been manipulated and perverted?
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interesting
- By Crawtrapman on 01-02-23
By: Tom Kratman
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Liberators
- Countdown, Book 1
- By: Tom Kratman
- Narrated by: Jason Culp
- Length: 17 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Old soldiers never die...except inside, when they lack a reason to live. Old soldier Wes Stauer is dying inside, from sheer lack of purpose. And then comes the knock on the door: ''Our leader's son and heir has been kidnapped. We don't know where he is. We need you to get him back for us. The people who have him are numerous, warlike, and well-armed. But money is no object.'' And then old soldiers - sailors and airmen, too - stop fading away and come back into sharp focus.
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Classic Kratman
- By Phil on 06-16-20
By: Tom Kratman
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A Desert Called Peace
- Carrera, Book 1
- By: Tom Kratman
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 26 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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He raised an army against those who took everything from him. They should have picked their enemies more carefully. Five centuries from now, on a remarkably Earthlike planet that is mankind's sole colony in space, religious fanatics called the "Salafi Ikhwan" have murdered the uncle of former colonel Patrick Hennessey. That was their first mistake, because uncle was rich and Hennessey was rather a good colonel. But they also murdered Hennessey's wife, Linda, and their three small children, and that was their worst mistake for she was the only restraint Hennessey had ever accepted.
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The description is better than the execution
- By Dan on 02-21-14
By: Tom Kratman
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Terra Nova
- The Wars of Liberation
- By: Tom Kratman - editor
- Narrated by: Steve Marvel
- Length: 18 hrs and 33 mins
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Contained herein are tales of the history of mankind's future first colony, from the first failed attempt at colonization, to the rise in crime, to the rise in terrorism, to its descent into widespread civil war and rebellion...and ultimately, liberation. As with most of human history, this history is messy, with good men and women turning bad, bad men and women inadvertently doing good, and blood flowing in the streets.
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Outstanding
- By Douglas Cahill on 06-17-21
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1638: The Sovereign States
- Ring of Fire
- By: Eric Flint, Gorg Huff, Paula Goodlett
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
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The United Sovereign States of Russia struggles to set in place the traditions and legal precedents that will let it turn into a constitutional monarchy with freedom and opportunity for all its citizens. At the same time, they’re trying to balance the power of the states and the federal government.
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Loved this Series!!!
- By mikie376 on 01-18-24
By: Eric Flint, and others
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Wages of Sin
- By: Harry Turtledove
- Narrated by: Ana Clements
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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The 'Wasting' (HIV) has caused devastating destruction throughout the known world and severely limited the development of technology as well, creating a mid-nineteenth century England and London almost unrecognizable to us. This is the world Viola is born into. Extremely intelligent and growing up in a house full of medical books which she reads, she dreams of traveling to far-off places, something she can only do via books since her actions and movements are severely restricted by law custom.
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Enough Already
- By JohnnyRaved on 12-14-23
By: Harry Turtledove
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Big Boys Don't Cry
- By: Tom Kratman
- Narrated by: Tom Kratman
- Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Big Boys Don't Cry covers the creation, training, combat life, and end of a Ratha, a sentient cybernetic supertank of the far future, a multithousand ton janissary, as it faithfully wages war for its human masters on dozens of alien worlds. What will happen, though, when battle damage reveals to the creature previously sealed memories, when it discovers that man, it’s creator-god, is an idol with feet of clay? Can its programmed conscience survive the knowledge of what has been done to it, how it has been manipulated and perverted?
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interesting
- By Crawtrapman on 01-02-23
By: Tom Kratman
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Liberators
- Countdown, Book 1
- By: Tom Kratman
- Narrated by: Jason Culp
- Length: 17 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Old soldiers never die...except inside, when they lack a reason to live. Old soldier Wes Stauer is dying inside, from sheer lack of purpose. And then comes the knock on the door: ''Our leader's son and heir has been kidnapped. We don't know where he is. We need you to get him back for us. The people who have him are numerous, warlike, and well-armed. But money is no object.'' And then old soldiers - sailors and airmen, too - stop fading away and come back into sharp focus.
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Classic Kratman
- By Phil on 06-16-20
By: Tom Kratman
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A Desert Called Peace
- Carrera, Book 1
- By: Tom Kratman
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 26 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Story
He raised an army against those who took everything from him. They should have picked their enemies more carefully. Five centuries from now, on a remarkably Earthlike planet that is mankind's sole colony in space, religious fanatics called the "Salafi Ikhwan" have murdered the uncle of former colonel Patrick Hennessey. That was their first mistake, because uncle was rich and Hennessey was rather a good colonel. But they also murdered Hennessey's wife, Linda, and their three small children, and that was their worst mistake for she was the only restraint Hennessey had ever accepted.
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The description is better than the execution
- By Dan on 02-21-14
By: Tom Kratman
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Terra Nova
- The Wars of Liberation
- By: Tom Kratman - editor
- Narrated by: Steve Marvel
- Length: 18 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Contained herein are tales of the history of mankind's future first colony, from the first failed attempt at colonization, to the rise in crime, to the rise in terrorism, to its descent into widespread civil war and rebellion...and ultimately, liberation. As with most of human history, this history is messy, with good men and women turning bad, bad men and women inadvertently doing good, and blood flowing in the streets.
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Outstanding
- By Douglas Cahill on 06-17-21
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Purgatory's Shore
- Artillerymen, Book 1
- By: Taylor Anderson
- Narrated by: PJ Ochlan
- Length: 22 hrs and 19 mins
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On their way to fight in the Mexican-American War, a group of American soldiers are swept away to a strange and deadly alternate Earth in this thrilling new adventure set in the world of the New York Times best-selling Destroyermen series.
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I was stunned
- By lucas on 10-02-21
By: Taylor Anderson
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Cahokia Jazz
- By: Francis Spufford
- Narrated by: Andy Ingalls
- Length: 15 hrs and 56 mins
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Like his earlier novel Golden Hill, Francis Spufford’s Cahokia Jazz inhabits a different version of America, now through the lens of a subtly altered 1920s—a fully imagined world filled with fog, cigarette smoke, dubious motives, danger, and dark deeds. In the main character of hard-boiled detective Joe Barrow, we have a hero of truly epic proportions, a troubled soul to fall in love with as you are swept along by a propulsive and brilliantly twisty plot.
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There’s a third alt-hist noir thriller!
- By Rebbe Don Justino on 03-12-24
By: Francis Spufford
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Caliphate
- By: Tom Kratman
- Narrated by: Richard James
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
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Demography is destiny. In the 22nd century, European deathbed demographics have turned the continent over to the more fertile Moslems. Atheism in Europe has been exterminated. Homosexuals are hanged, stoned, or crucified. Such Christians as remain are relegated to dhimmitude, a form of second-class citizenship.
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fantastic and thought provoking short read
- By frank on 11-06-23
By: Tom Kratman
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Black River Orchard
- A Novel
- By: Chuck Wendig
- Narrated by: Xe Sands, Brittany Pressley, Sean Patrick Hopkins, and others
- Length: 22 hrs and 18 mins
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It’s autumn in the town of Harrow, but something besides the season is changing there. Because in that town there is an orchard, and in that orchard, seven most unusual trees. And from those trees grows a new sort of apple: strange, beautiful, with skin so red it’s nearly black. Take a bite of one of these apples, and you will desire only to devour another. And another. You will become stronger. More vital. More yourself, you will believe. But then your appetite for the apples and their peculiar gifts will keep growing—and become darker.
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Points for originality but…
- By kisa on 11-09-23
By: Chuck Wendig
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Three Kinds of Lucky
- The Shadow Age, Book 1
- By: Kim Harrison
- Narrated by: Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 15 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Petra Grady has known since adolescence that she has no talent for magic—and that’s never going to change. But as a sweeper first-class, she’s parlayed her rare ability to handle dross—the damaging, magical waste generated by her more talented kin’s spellwork—into a decent life working at the mages’ university. Except Grady’s relatively predictable life is about to be upended.
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Cool... But
- By G. Schmidt on 03-18-24
By: Kim Harrison
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Gunpowder & Embers
- Last Judgment's Fire, Book 1
- By: John Ringo, Kacey Ezell, Christopher L. Smith
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Thirty years ago, the world ended. Giant electrovoric ants and pterodons came through a rift in space-time, millions of humans died, and that was that. Thirty years later, humanity has rebuilt … to an extent. Human ingenuity has provided some creative solutions to life without electricity, but most folks survive at the subsistence level, farming to keep themselves and their families fed.
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Intriguing story, cast and dragons!
- By Ethel Nesson on 08-22-24
By: John Ringo, and others
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-05-23
Col. Kratman does it again
Col. Kratman has written a wonderful story. I would say it would be good for 12yo and up. He actually wrote a book with good values for the next generation.
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- Scott Sparkuhl
- 08-10-24
Fun
Sci-Fi story for people who like guns, Catholicism, nostalgia, and wish fulfillment. A fun ride.
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- Matthew B.
- 01-10-24
Another thoroughly enjoyable yarn spun by Kratman
nother thoroughly enjoyable yarn spun by Kratman. Lighter fare compared to some of his other tales. Here's to hoping for more in this series.
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- Brian Lee Gnad (The Bubba Man)
- 12-15-23
Great Story!
Really enjoyed this one! Lots of fun and one can feel the love the author has for his old city.
This was a great ride and the look into recent history is very interesting.
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- Brian Brown
- 02-29-24
5stars
Great listen
Keeps you interested the whole way through
Hope they make it a series
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- Christine
- 11-17-23
Too much going on
Started out OK, but kind of petered out in a jumble of plots and characters.
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