
Dungeon Scumbag 2
A Pulp Fantasy Men's Adventure
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Alyssa Poon
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Chet Hardacre
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To conquer a kingdom, he must build a dungeon.
An excellent duelist, an incomparable sorcerer, and great fun at parties, Talum will need to develop a whole new set of skills if he wishes to survive the shadowy sadistic manipulations of the sensual Dark Elf matriarchs and the fanatical High Priestesses who dictate the wills of the Gods Below.
Luckily, Talum has a plan: Convince the common people that the surface world is on the brink of invading their homes. Unfortunately, the Matriarch of the city will not let Talum agitate for war unopposed, So he will need the help of his lovers.
If he wants revenge, he must unite a city. To do that, he must lie, manipulate, and kill his enemies—before they do the same to him and the women he loves.
Dungeon Scumbag 2 is the second book in the best-selling Pulp Fantasy Men's Adventure series, and features pulse-pounding action and vivid violence. Recommended for mature listeners who love classic swords-and-sorcery, low fantasy, and scheming bastard protagonists.
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- Rodney Veracruz
- 01-24-24
A great sequel
Dungeon Scumbag 2 is a title I have been waiting for for a long time. I enjoyed it and hope 3 comes out sooner than 2.
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- BiduscasMate
- 08-02-23
great sequel
an overall great story.
lots of intrigue and revenge plotting going on.
the dichotomy of the dark elf society and human is great for our mc to overcome
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- Peter
- 09-22-23
Real good
You can almost predict what’s going to happen, but the storyline is just that good you don’t know whether to share for this scumbag, but yet the edge is seed to see what’s going to happen
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- Joshua Airington
- 08-03-23
5 stars
Another great book by Chet Hardacre. You will not be disappointed. Also the dual narration really brings the story to life. I received a free copy in exchange for an honest review.
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- Tom N.
- 03-26-24
honestly hilarious
This book has a great balance between story, comedy and romance. I really hope to read more by this author.
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- DaynenMc
- 05-06-24
This is a fun ride ❣️
This is a great series.
I like that the MC is not a good guy but he does have a set of values and standards.
The title should be "The Lucky Bastard." Because he is super lucky and is, or can be, a bastard in more than one way.
Now it's been a few minutes since this book was written and published and at the end of this book the author tells us to look out for book 3...
I hope the author is alive and doing well and that book 3 will be coming soon. 🤞🤞
I'm giving this book 7.5 out of 5 stars.
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