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Lyn Gala
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Captain Maxwell Davis and his entire unit scrambled to engage alien ships over Iowa. The aliens snatched him out of his destroyed jet before they continued on their interplanetary hot pursuit. Then they informed Max that Earth was too far outside regular shipping lanes to return him to his planet.
So Max ends up in an alien spaceport looking for work. To afford a ticket home he can either spend 300 years working with linguists to improve the computer's questionable ability to translate English or he can take a job as a nanny for an unpopular alien. That way he can afford the ticket in four years. The problem is that the computer may have mistranslated the word "nanny" and there might be a reason an alien is willing to pay such a high fee.
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- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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I don't ask for much from life; I get paid, and then I get laid. And piloting spaceships across the galaxy keeps my solo lifestyle well-funded. I don't need a relationship or any of the baggage that comes with it. I like my men like I like my coffee; to go. That is, until the most boring job in the universe goes horribly wrong and I'm snatched from my ship by a seven-foot alien. He's huge, he's purple, and he's ripped as hell. I'm sure I'm a dead man. Only it turns out he doesn't want to kill me. What he wants is far worse.
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Intense emotional story
- By Nicholas Pesqueda on 01-17-25
By: Arden Fox
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The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer
- Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Cody
- Narrated by: Kevin Earlywine
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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At least that's what I tell myself when I witness the same hot guy commit mass murder three times in a few days. I'm either the luckiest mute boy ever or possibly the unluckiest. Who knows, maybe him kidnapping me will turn into the greatest love story ever told? Hey, it could happen! You never know how these things will turn out. I happen to believe in love and soulmates, and if nothing else, Arlington Fox doesn't treat my disability like a nuisance.
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So excited these books are in/coming to audio!!!!!
- By @TheVeryTiredBookMama on 10-01-24
By: Jennifer Cody
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The Alien's Kidnapped Omega
- The Alien's Omega, Book 1
- By: Sienna Sway
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
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My job was supposed to be easy: Meet the dominant Alien race of Mukhana, negotiate an alliance, and leave. Being literally carried away into the night changes everything. Kidnapping a human is asking for trouble. Every alien in the galaxy should know that by now, but the nassa are more barbaric than expected. Despite some small similarities with humans, their culture is hard to comprehend. They're kind yet controlling, warm yet stern. Even though he literally kidnapped me and will fight to keep me, Saar seems to respect me and maybe even care for me.
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Unexpectedly fun!
- By Cassie S. on 09-20-22
By: Sienna Sway
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Knox
- An MM Romance Story (Monsters of Veridia, Book 1)
- By: Silvana Falcon
- Narrated by: John Solo
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Adrian is about to find out. When he complains about the latest chapter of his favorite web novel online, he doesn't expect the main character to come crashing through his skylight. And yet, that’s exactly what happens. Suddenly, Adrian finds himself face-to-face with the incubus Knox, a demon who's even more captivating in person than he was on the page. Ebony horns, dark magic, eyes that make Adrian’s knees go weak—Knox has got it all.
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Loved It!
- By Nina Diab on 12-04-24
By: Silvana Falcon
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Not All Himbos Wear Capes
- Villainous Things, Book 1
- By: C. Rochelle
- Narrated by: Philip Alces, John Solo
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn. Especially if you’re a supervillain like me. The irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City’s beloved hero, Captain Masculine.
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How, how, how is this so entertaining??? 🫤
- By Bookfriend83 on 06-10-23
By: C. Rochelle
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Bro and the Beast
- The Wolf's Mate, Book 1
- By: L. C. Davis, Joel Abernathy
- Narrated by: Shawn K. Jain, Javi Wilder
- Length: 3 hrs
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When musclebound frat bro Brad gets run off the road by a reckless driver, he thinks it's game over. When he wakes up inside his twin brother's favorite corny shifter romance novel, he realizes the real game is just beginning. Desperate to get back to a world where he's top dog, Brad finds himself in the crosshairs of Raul, the menacingly hot hero of The Wolf's Mate, who's intent on teaching Brad a whole new meaning to the word alpha.
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The Omega isn't a pushover but a typical man.
- By john joplin on 12-02-24
By: L. C. Davis, and others
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How happy was I to get to listen to this story on audiobook...I NEED a FOLLOW-UP because Max and Rick & the offspring are simply precious!
I loved the ebook and now THIS! I already want to relisten to it. ❤️🌈🙌
Original ebook review: March 2019
You had me at tentacles, Lyn Gala. I absolutely DEVOURED this! 4.5 Squiggly Stars!!!
Imagine: alien ships come zipping around our modern day planet. Our fighter jets fly off to save the planet from alien invaders. One mouthy pilot goes for a Hail Mary and gets captured.
Welcome to a spaceport not even George Lucas could have imagined! Say hello to tentacles of all flavors and sizes!
So what happens to our stranded pilot? He needs cash to get home so he takes a job as a “nanny” for an alien from a disliked species. After his initial medical exam, which has an unexpected happy ending, said pilot is left to his own devices.
Where are the kids? He must wait to meet them. In the meantime he spends his days working on translations, running around the ship, swimming, and hanging out with Rick, our asymmetrical tentacled alien with a smattering of eyes all around his head.
Being the smart, deductive reader that you are, you can guess why our smarmy pilot has yet to meet the kids he is supposed to nanny.
Imagine Hunk Solo’s surprise when he figures it out!
There it is, all laid out for you. And while that bit of exposition was fun, it’s nothing to what comes next!!! Wow!!
You simply MUST READ THIS!!!! HEA to the moon and beyond!!
I am closing with: TENTACLED BABIES ARE THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!!
What makes a family? My guess: LOVE & TENTACLES!
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Oddly Intriguing
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No one can build a love story between a man and an alien, and have it tug on my heartstrings, quite like Lyn Gala. Her new novel, Earth Fathers Are Weird, is a tender and passionate romance, and it’s chock full of the creative extra-terrestrial stuff she does so well. Don’t even think of calling this tentacle porn (well, maybe just a little…).
When alien spaceships invade Earth’s airspace, Air Force captain Maxwell Davis is rescued from his doomed fighter jet and set down on a planet far from Earth. Hoping to earn enough money to return home he accepts a position as a nanny - a decision which changes his life in ways he could never have imagined.
His new employer, an octopus-like alien whom Max calls Rick, patiently guides Max through his adjustment. Happy to find a purpose, Max embraces his lot and plans to make the most of his new life.
Told from Max’s point-of-view, there are wonderful descriptions of the aliens he encounters, the technology he learns to use, and his interactions with Rick. Despite the language barrier, and that Max has no frame of reference for this species, these two start to bond. As he gains a deeper understanding of Rick’s actions and emotions, he’s pleased to see their connection is mutual.
Max is such an open and caring person, and so deserving of love, I’m thrilled he finds Rick. And it appears he’s found a kindred spirit. The way these guys look beyond their physical differences, and focus on what’s inside, is a testament to the depth of their relationship.
As her fans expect, Ms. Gala does a wonderful job with the science fictiony aspect of Earth Fathers Are Weird. Building a world filled with imaginative technology and unique life forms, she also lays the groundwork for a plot which will (hopefully) carry over to many more books to come. I would love to see where Max and Rick go from here.
One of my favorites, 5 ⭐ for John Solo
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Narrator, John Solo has done another amazing job giving life to all these characters.
such a fun tale
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Super Cute Story
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I read the first and second book. Both were fun and interesting. I am really hoping there will be a third.
Fun book
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Fantastic
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Surprisingly good
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very impressed
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Super cute story!
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