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Hapless in Love, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Nick Martineau
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Aure Nash
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By:
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Evelyn Leigh
About this listen
Selah Bailey, an anxious, risk-averse, homebody determined to finally become the main character in her own story created a "F*ck It List" filled with goals and experiences to force her out of her comfort zone and introduce her to a life outside of her front door.
Realizing she'll need a partner to help complete her more adventurous goals by the deadline, she goes on a few dates in the hopes of breaking her dry spell, with no luck. After what may be the worst date ever, she meets Greyson in the elevator of her building.
She soon finds herself running out of time to complete the list and seeks an arrangement with anyone tolerable—though a certain neighbor comes to mind.
Greyson is everything she wasn't prepared for and could be the perfect hero for her story. Except falling in love is against the rules, and she should probably leave the house to find it.
Greyson Park is a business-oriented extrovert who's fully content with the life he's built for himself amid his divorce.
For the past seven years, he's prioritized making the best out of every day and keeping things casual in his love life.
As the creator of a wildly successful dating app, he's become quite the modern-day matchmaker. While he loves seeing others in love, he doesn't forgive himself for the past and believes romance isn't in the cards for a second time.
After what may be the most awkward night ever, he meets Selah in the elevator of his building.
He soon finds himself needing a believable date for his ex's wedding to silence the noise about him not moving on, and works out an arrangement with his neighbor.
Selah is everything he didn't know he needed, and could be the one who introduces him to a life outside of work. Except falling in love is against the rules, and he should probably use his app to find it.
Contains mature content. A complete list of content warnings can be found on the author's website.
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