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Everyday Horrors

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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One geek against the rising darkness.

Bill Ryder is having a hell of a week. Magic is back, one of his friends has been entombed in solid rock, and he once again has no pulse to speak of. Too bad it’s about to get worse.

Something is hunting vampires in New York City. A smarmy wizard has been called in to investigate, one with skeletons in his closet and eyes for Bill’s girlfriend. All the while, neolithic horrors - not seen since the dawn of time - are reappearing, wreaking havoc wherever they step.

Bill will need to rally his friends, both new and old, if he’s to have any chance of turning the creeping tide of chaos threatening to drown his city. But it won’t be easy. The balance of power in the supernatural hierarchy has been upended, and all the attitude in the world might not be enough to fix it.

Bill the vampire is back in Everyday Horrors, the second book in the Bill of the Dead series that puts the comedy back into horror comedy. If you enjoy the snark of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Michael Anderle, or Jim Butcher, then you're in for one hell of a bloody fun ride.

©2020 Rick Gualtieri (P)2020 Rick Gualtieri
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So glad Bill is back!!

If you love comedy and aren't easily offended, you should definitely check out the Tome of Bill universe!! Easily one of my favorite series and so glad he's back in Bill of the Dead!

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Bill and the gang are back

So Bill and the gang are back, with a few new characters thrown into the mix to liven things up. This story picks up where the other left off. Plenty of action and humor, just like all the other Bills stories. This chapter of Bills adventures also introduces new aspects of fantasy. And at the end of the book, we are set up for the next thrilling Bill story.

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fun pop culture romp.

did I mention vampires werewolves a snarky blob fanboy and tow many innuendos? a fun read for the not serious minded. enjoy.

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Bill keeps getting better!

As always, Bill & Co. find themselves over their heads and facing new horrors. Full of humor and snark. Narration is top notch. Must read!

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The funniest take on Vampires I’ve listened to

This book had me laughing out loud multiple times. The characters play well off each other and this book never lets up. Five stars all day and I’m impatiently awaiting the next one.

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Bill would be unstoppable...

if hed ever shut up lol. im with Sally all the way!
for real tho another excellent entry in the series!

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awesome

another win for the author and narrator of these books. I'm a transportation driver and these books are very entertaining and funny to listen to while driving. can not wait for the 3rd book in this new series. thanks so much.

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loved it

Another great bill book, always exciting when these come out. Can't wait for the next.

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More Bill, more fun!

Another enjoyable installment in the Bill of the Dead series. More surprises and promise of further adventures. Great story, excellent performance. Keep ‘em coming!

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another great listen

these books just keep getting better and better adding more to the mystery. i love glen, bark i mean meow. listen to the book then you'll get it.

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