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Ex-Wives of Dracula

By: Georgette Kaplan
Narrated by: Krystal Hammond
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What's worse than falling in love with a straight girl? Falling in love with a straight girl who drinks blood. And not even in a goth way. This young adult queer romance sucks you in with vampires, paranormal drama, humor, and a quirky lesbian coming-out story.

High school senior Mindy Murphy has been questioning her small town life forever and, more recently, her sexuality. Maybe it has something to do with her new friend, Lucia West. When they were kids they used to be besties, until Lucia grew a head taller and a cup size bigger. Now she's captain of the cheer team, winner of the Boyfriend Olympics, and voted least likely to remember Mindy at their high school reunion.

In short, she's possibly the worst person alive for Mindy to crush on. Especially after Lucia's bitten by a vampire. Now the only way to keep her alive is to get her blood, and the only way to cure her is to slay the vampire that turned her.

Who knows, maybe after they get this vampire business settled, Lucia can explain to Mindy why she kissed her.

Contains mature themes.

©2016 Georgette Kaplan (P)2022 Tantor Paranormal Paranormal Romance Romance Fantasy Witty High School

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I was beginning to get upset when they parted near the end of the story, but thank you for bringing them back together. Loved this story.

Red/Dead Love

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while it's not a direct sequel for legal reasons, I think we all know where Kaplan pulls her characters from. I can't say I've ever ran into Kaplan's work that I didn't thoroughly enjoy. and this is one of them. it starts a bit wonky, but quickly fleshes out into a lovely read, with a very nice conclusion.
my only complaint is that you can tell it was written in 2015, as the idioms, fad words, current events, and film references from that time are all present here. they're a fun snapshot, but the book quickly dates itself because of that.

watch 1992 "Dracula" first

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I had a hard time listening to this in public because I kept laughing out loud. Like, really loud! Definitely the best modern vampire story I've ever read

everything I didn't know I wanted

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both characters at times did things that irritated the ever loving crap out of me. I still loved this book and was satisfied at the end. I can appreciate multiple ups and downs, all too many love stories have only one big thing and this story has a few, though one of them was kinda b.s. in my opinion... sorry and narrator were on point though and this should definitely be given a chance!

frustrating in the best and worst ways

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I love this book! Took me by surprise and keep me interested throughout. The narration was spot on and I couldn’t help but laugh out loud with some of the dialogue. I got a little squeamish with all the blood talk… but it was worth it. Should have expected it with vampires 😂

Character development

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I was really pleasantly surprised by this book. It was super fun. I’ll definitely listen again.

I liked that the love interest was cocky and flawed, and truly enjoyed her character development. It didn’t make her less likable. Loved her more and more as the book got going.

And the spice? Chef’s kiss my friends

It was great

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It's a great take on a classic filled with snark sarcasm dry and dark humor. The characters are believable and you can't help but like them. This balances scary horror elements with funny teen angst and a coming out story that's equal parts cringy and supportive.

Loved it

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I fell madly in love with this book when I first read it on Scribd a couple years ago. So much so, that I would periodically check Audible to see if it had been brought to audiobook yet. When I saw that it finally had been, I was excited, yet nervous. I’ve never listened to this narrator before, and I really really wanted the audiobook to be good. However, we all know the narrator makes or breaks it.

I am so glad to report that this narrator was excellent. I appreciated her choice of voices for the two main characters, she nailed it. You always know who is talking, and whether it’s just inane conversation or action scenes, sh does a wonderful job with the reading.

This book has everything: lesbian lovin, vampires and vampire lore, blessedly clever and funny wordplay, and two awesome young women who just happen to love each other. I adore the relationship between Mindy and Lucia. They are are refreshingly honest with each other and even under the unusual circumstances, as a reader, you truly believe that they are meant to be. This audiobook is a treat that I know I’ll be revisiting over and over!

I am SO happy!

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Tha narrator was fantastic. The story is really fun, creative and touching on real themes. Give it a listen.

Just Fun

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Bought this and several other titles during a two for one sale. By the time I got around to listening, my plus membership had lapsed and I could no longer exchange it. So I finished it. That's my review. It does end. I gave it an extra star for doing so. Don't lose hope, it will eventually be over. The other title I got with this was worth at least 1.5 credits alone, so getting them both for 1 credit was a fair deal.

I finished it

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