
You're So Dead to Me
Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Kylie Stewart
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Joel Froomkin
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By:
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Steffanie Holmes
About this listen
What do you do when three hot, possessive ghosts want to jump your bones?
I'm Bree, and I see dead people. Not all dead people. Only those with unfinished business. They're everywhere—I'll be eating my breakfast, and a poisoned heiress glares over my Cheerios. I can't even enjoy the wilderness without being accosted by chattering ex-hikers who don't understand which mushrooms are edible.
I've returned to my hometown of Grimdale to cat-sit for my parents while I plan my next move. I'm looking forward to raiding their fridge, hanging out with their two mischievous kittens, and staying far, far away from anything supernatural.
But I forgot that I'm never alone in Grimdale. The three ghosts I used to play with as a kid are back in my life again. Only now I'm their age, and they're infuriatingly attractive.
There's the slightly psychotic Roman soldier who loves the Great British Bake Off, the bossy, aristocratic royal prince who demands the finer things in life (er, death), and the blind Victorian gentleman adventurer who doesn't have a mean bone in his body (or any bones, for that matter).
My three ghoulish houseguests are the least of my problems. I've landed a job giving tours of the historic Grimdale Cemetery, and on my very first day, I stumble into a fresh corpse. The dead guy's ghost needs me to solve his murder so he can cross over, but sticking my nose into spirit business might see me to an early grave.
As for my three hauntingly hot friends? It turns out their unfinished business… is me.
You're So Dead to Me is the first in a darkly humorous paranormal romance series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive, and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start listening!
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Attending a small college in the middle of nowhere was never my plan, but when I was offered free tuition and the promise of an excellent education, that plan changed. It would’ve been nice to know I would be one of the only humans on campus. It’d be even better if a certain bossy shifter didn’t claim me as his fated mate. Alexei is arrogant, acrimonious, and the worst A-word of them all: an alpha. But I can’t deny the way my body responds to him. No matter how many warning flags are waving around in my head, we gravitate toward one another. It’s primal. Passionate. Painful.
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One of the best ones
- By Dorsey on 06-17-25
By: Poppy Ireland
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Wings of Ice
- Protected by Dragons, Book 1
- By: G. Bailey
- Narrated by: Lauren Sweet, Kale Williams
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
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When war threatens her home, Isola returns from earth to the world of dragons she knows nothing about and to Dragca Academy. When the four most powerful dragon guards in history are ordered to protect her, they didn't expect to be protecting an accident-prone princess. One who, accidentally, nearly kills her whole class at Dragca Academy in her first week.
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It’s a shame it was ruined
- By Sherrie Jones on 04-24-24
By: G. Bailey
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Wolf's Bane
- Wolves Next Door, Book 1
- By: Auryn Hadley
- Narrated by: Lola James, Aiden Snow, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 14 hrs and 5 mins
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Leaving my husband was hard. Trying to face the world alone with my teenage daughter is the sort of thing nightmares are made of, but I caught a break. My best friend just hired me for a great job, with perks like a rent-free house right beside not just one handsome man, but five! Each one is hotter than the last, and all of them seem interested in me. But everyone around us has these strange golden eyes...and there are the questions no one will answer. And who cares if there's a lot of wildlife running around at night? I do, especially when a wolf keeps sneaking into my backyard.
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Good
- By Amazon Customer on 05-12-21
By: Auryn Hadley
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Magically Bound
- Hunted Witch Agency, Book 1
- By: Rachel Medhurst
- Narrated by: Emma Powell
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
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My name's Devon Jinx, and, yes, I'm half warlock, half witch. But I couldn't care less about which kind of magic is better. All I want to do is keep my head down and get on with my new job as an investigator at the Hunted Witch Agency. A recent, shall we say, mistake has put me in place to inherit the leadership of the warlocks. Which means only one thing. I have a choice to make: leave behind my life of witchery to become a warlock, or lose my warlock magic forever. Complicating my choice is the fact that someone is trying to destroy the warlock coven.
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Slow narrator
- By Mother Of Cats on 11-15-19
By: Rachel Medhurst
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Rebel Unicorn
- Rebel of the Otherworld, Book 1
- By: Brogan Thomas
- Narrated by: Poppy Royana
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
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Tru Dennison is tired of being treated like a freak. Sick of monstrous villains wreaking havoc and mayhem on her city, the half-unicorn, half-vampire shifter channels her energy into an undercover role as a black-ops assassin. But when her angel mentor—an infuriatingly attractive man she secretly adores—finds her standing over a pile of bodies, he assumes the worst. Branded a rogue killer and dragged before the Grand Creature Council, Tru must fight to prove her innocence…and survive their judgement.
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Super creative, intriguing, excellent story telling
- By Nikki B on 01-26-25
By: Brogan Thomas
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The Fae King's Assassin
- Realm of Dragons and Fae, Book 1
- By: Alisha Klapheke
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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Raised to cut throats, hunt Unseelie monsters, and ride dragons, Berserker-blooded Revna is the best of the best. But she has been assigned the impossible. Her king demands that she kill the ruthless Fae king. With no other options, Revna must glamour herself and hide among the Fae king’s bevy of potential mates. But all of her training will be useless if she can’t figure out how to feign love.
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Great narrator and story
- By APAndrooz on 03-22-24
By: Alisha Klapheke
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Omega Found
- The Omega War, Book 1
- By: Evelyn Flood
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Samantha Cook
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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The Omega War made every omega the property of the government. Now, my body doesn't belong to me. I need permission to eat, to sleep, to breathe. The only thing I have left is my heart, but when the winter pack save me from a dangerous situation, they might take that from me too. For Harper, joining the winter pack is a risk, one she doesn’t have a choice in. Being owned by an alpha pack means following the omega creed, a set of laws to prevent omegas from having any influence.
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The trauma
- By Leia. K on 04-09-23
By: Evelyn Flood
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Guild of Secrets
- Obsidian Queen, Book 1
- By: Shari L. Tapscott
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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If twenty-two-year-old Madeline Bennet knows anything for certain, it’s that she’ll get her desired apprenticeship with the Royal Guild. After all, her family is well-connected, and she’s all but dating the grand duke’s nephew. But Madeline does not get her apprenticeship. Instead, she finds herself working with a trio of knight marshals, traipsing around the US, arresting all manner of magical miscreants. If tracking trolls, running from murderous pixies, and stumbling into a dangerous web of criminal activity isn’t enough to keep her occupied, there’s also Gray, Jonathan, and Eric.
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Unexpectedly good
- By MLB on 06-06-25
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Caged Magic
- Iron Serpent Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Sadie Jacks
- Narrated by: Heather Costa, Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
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Healing others is killing her. Kiema Feuer needs to disappear. Trapped by her parents so they can use her healing magic for their own purposes, Kiema is more prisoner than daughter. But when the cost of escape could mean her life, she's willing to risk everything to gain her freedom. Her one chance at freedom pits her against the sexy as sin Ransom Kolefni, a man with plans - and magic - of his own. With her window of escape quickly closing, she's caught between following her heart or a slim chance of survival.
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Had potential
- By KBbagg on 11-07-23
By: Sadie Jacks
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Klutz: Phoenix Down
- But Did You Die?, Book 1
- By: Sedona Ashe
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
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After my plane was sabotaged and crashed into the jungle, I rescued five male survivors from the wreckage. I could have let them die, but no, I decided to pull their stupid carcasses from the wreckage. I’m immortal, not a monster. Yes, they’re hot; now is not the time to do something about that. The five sexy jaguar-shifters are on a mission to locate someone, a rare phoenix-shifter. Phoenix, the legendary creature, reborn every time it dies. Wait…could they be looking for me? It doesn’t matter since they walked away and left me to die in the Amazon rainforest.
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Not what I was expecting.
- By Amazon Customer on 07-12-22
By: Sedona Ashe
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The Demon Court
- Seven Deadly Demons, Book 1
- By: Emma Hamm
- Narrated by: Lia Holland, Logan McAllister
- Length: 15 hrs and 10 mins
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As a child, Selene was left at the foot of the White Tower—given to the sorceresses who train those with magic. Her life has been spent honing her powers. But she can't fully join their ranks until she fulfills a single, impossible task: bring the Demon King, Lust, to his knees. Lust has ruled his kingdom for centuries. He is the reason his people live without remorse and indulge in their senses. Life is mundane and boring… until he runs into a dark-haired enchantress with eyes the color of the night sky. With one whispered sentence, she changes everything. I'm the beginning of something new.
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Needs a rewrite.
- By CCW on 12-29-23
By: Emma Hamm
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A Gargoyle's Delight
- A Monster’s Duet Standalone
- By: Naomi Lucas, Mel Braxton
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, John Masterson
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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For centuries I have suffered. Solidified and silenced, all because I failed to destroy what I was created for. Except now, after so long… There is a female. One who always seems to be by my side. Day after day. Night after night. She talks to me. Touches me. Tells me things. She shares stories of a world I no longer know. She is a reprieve from my punishment. A sweet delight. She liberates me from my solitude. But when I rise, my adversary seizes his opportunity, and she's caught between us. He only wants her to get to me. She isn't his. And I'll do anything to protect what's mine.
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Nothing like the cartoon Gargoyles
- By A Amann on 10-17-23
By: Naomi Lucas, and others
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Thanks Fur Last Night
- By: Eve Langlais, Milly Taiden, Kate Baxter
- Narrated by: Chandra Skyye
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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When bar owner Devon Kincaid finds a bleeding man - a hot, hard, handsome, naked bleeding man - in the snow one night, she brings him home to care for him. He's definitely not like any man she's ever met before, but what she doesn't realize is that he's not just a man.
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Not as punny as the title would suggest
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 01-19-24
By: Eve Langlais, and others
3 hot ghost boyfriends....a wth don't stop now ending.
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So cute
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THREE GHOSTS TO LOVE ❤️❤️❤️
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Worst male actor voice!!!!
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Excellent Read!
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Overall, entertaining
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Lovely story but...
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Loved this!
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I love finding books that aren't the same as all the others.
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the voices were a total turn off
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