
You're So Dead to Me
Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Kylie Stewart
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Joel Froomkin
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By:
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Steffanie Holmes
About this listen
What do you do when three hot, possessive ghosts want to jump your bones?
I'm Bree, and I see dead people. Not all dead people. Only those with unfinished business. They're everywhere—I'll be eating my breakfast, and a poisoned heiress glares over my Cheerios. I can't even enjoy the wilderness without being accosted by chattering ex-hikers who don't understand which mushrooms are edible.
I've returned to my hometown of Grimdale to cat-sit for my parents while I plan my next move. I'm looking forward to raiding their fridge, hanging out with their two mischievous kittens, and staying far, far away from anything supernatural.
But I forgot that I'm never alone in Grimdale. The three ghosts I used to play with as a kid are back in my life again. Only now I'm their age, and they're infuriatingly attractive.
There's the slightly psychotic Roman soldier who loves the Great British Bake Off, the bossy, aristocratic royal prince who demands the finer things in life (er, death), and the blind Victorian gentleman adventurer who doesn't have a mean bone in his body (or any bones, for that matter).
My three ghoulish houseguests are the least of my problems. I've landed a job giving tours of the historic Grimdale Cemetery, and on my very first day, I stumble into a fresh corpse. The dead guy's ghost needs me to solve his murder so he can cross over, but sticking my nose into spirit business might see me to an early grave.
As for my three hauntingly hot friends? It turns out their unfinished business… is me.
You're So Dead to Me is the first in a darkly humorous paranormal romance series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive, and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start listening!
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Wielder
- Soldiers and Swords, Book 1
- By: Margaret Couplet
- Narrated by: Dan Levy
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
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Hundreds of years after a race of magical beings called dindeary have taken over most of the world Corporal Clark Jameson is graduating from the Human Empire’s military academy after four years of grueling work.
By: Margaret Couplet
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Guild of Secrets
- Obsidian Queen, Book 1
- By: Shari L. Tapscott
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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If twenty-two-year-old Madeline Bennet knows anything for certain, it’s that she’ll get her desired apprenticeship with the Royal Guild. After all, her family is well-connected, and she’s all but dating the grand duke’s nephew. But Madeline does not get her apprenticeship. Instead, she finds herself working with a trio of knight marshals, traipsing around the US, arresting all manner of magical miscreants. If tracking trolls, running from murderous pixies, and stumbling into a dangerous web of criminal activity isn’t enough to keep her occupied, there’s also Gray, Jonathan, and Eric.
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Stumbled and fell in love with this series
- By Tay A on 03-24-25
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Vampire Royals 1: The Pageant
- Vampire Royals Series, Book 1
- By: Leigh Walker
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
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Who's the fairest of them all? Young women from every settlement in the land are being handpicked to enter The Pageant, a contest reminiscent of Miss Universe from the old days. Gwyneth West's social-climbing mother wants her to compete, but Gwyn isn't so sure....The Pageant is government-sponsored. If you're lucky enough to be chosen, participation is mandatory. Aggressive competition is allowed, even encouraged. And then there's the prize...Dallas Black, otherwise known as The Dark Prince, will propose to the winner.
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Great
- By Shelley Coop on 01-21-19
By: Leigh Walker
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Rescued by Ryland
- Deep River Shifters ( Book 1)
- By: Lisa Daniels
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
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She has a troubled past; he dislikes the present. Can they find happiness in a future together? An MIT graduate tired of the cramped east coast lifestyle, Serenity enrolls as a graduate student in a small town in Washington State. Just as she is beginning to feel lonely, her professor suggests she hang out with a group who enjoys going out on adventures. But she gets more than she bargained for when she finds out a handsome but very blunt stranger is part of the group. Like Serenity, Ryland is accustomed to attention because of his looks and profession. The only reason that he hasn’t quit...
By: Lisa Daniels
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Wolf's Heart
- By: Anne Marsh
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine, Erin deWard
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
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To keep the peace between two rival wolf packs, Cajun werewolf Jace Jones agrees to become the alpha of The Breed pack and motorcycle club. There's just one catch: he needs to mate the former alpha's daughter and he's damned certain she hasn't chosen him. His new mate is sweet and sexy as sin, but she's also been brutalized by the pack and the last thing she needs is one more wolf in her life. But before he can take his place as leader of the Breed, he'll have to teach his woman her place...in the club, in his arms, and in his heart.
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Ridiculous demeaning story
- By debbolsen on 03-17-18
By: Anne Marsh
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Eyes Of Crimson
- Vampire Paranormal Romance
- By: Stephanie Hudson
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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The plan was simple, step into Hell, Find some infected roots, try my hand at fixing them, And then it was well done Amelia, you saved the day! But I didn’t bargain on a few factors set against me, The most obvious being that this…well this was Hell. And in this realm of Hell there were rules, there was a hierarchy and as for me, I was at the bottom of it. A dangerous place to be, especially when the man at the top was known as a tyrant king. A heartless, cold and ruthless ruler. Oh, and one more thing…he just so happened to be my boyfriend. And he was…furious with me.
By: Stephanie Hudson
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Silver Tongue Devil
- Devil in the Deep Blue Sea, Book 1
- By: Stacey Marie Brown
- Narrated by: Zachary Johnson, Mare Trevathan
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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After the battle to save King Lars and Queen Kennedy’s throne against Stavros, a tragic loss shatters what was left of Croygen’s heart, and the Silver Tongue Devil returns to his first love—the sea. Trying to regain his title as the King of pirates, Croygen hears of another who is challenging his claim—the woman pirate known as Puss in Boots. Ruthless as she is beautiful, men desire and fear her.
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amazing!
- By Amazon Customer on 10-04-23
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Scarred Wolf
- Exiled by the Pack, Book 1
- By: Charlene Hartnady, BE Brouillard
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen, Tor Thom
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Imagine witnessing your mother’s brutal murder. Imagine not being able to remember a single thing about what happened, even though you were there. It doesn’t matter how hard I try: I. Can’t. Remember! I was just a small boy when it happened. I must have tried to defend her because I have the scars that prove it. My wounds should have healed completely. They didn’t. My scars are my constant reminder of what the Moones did...what they took away from us. My mother died in agony. A piece of my father died along with her.
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Great Storyline
- By TA on 05-21-22
By: Charlene Hartnady, and others
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Wicked Wish
- Dragon's Gift: The Storm, Book 1
- By: Veronica Douglas, Linsey Hall
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
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I work for the Order of Magica, the supernatural version of the FBI. Sounds fun, right? Except I spend my days chained to my desk, writing reports, and wishing that I was out solving crimes.Well, be careful what you wish for. When my best friend is abducted, my life in Chicago turns upside down. I’ll do anything to get her back - even work with Damian Malek, a wanted criminal, notorious crime lord, and dangerous fallen angel. He’s hot, lethal, and he's the only one who can help me master my dangerous powers.
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main character is a brat
- By Renee Whitfield on 01-24-22
By: Veronica Douglas, and others
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To Reject a Mate
- Redwood University, Book 1
- By: Poppy Ireland
- Narrated by: Michael Pierce, Heather Costa
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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Attending a small college in the middle of nowhere was never my plan, but when I was offered free tuition and the promise of an excellent education, that plan changed. It would’ve been nice to know I would be one of the only humans on campus. It’d be even better if a certain bossy shifter didn’t claim me as his fated mate. Alexei is arrogant, acrimonious, and the worst A-word of them all: an alpha. But I can’t deny the way my body responds to him. No matter how many warning flags are waving around in my head, we gravitate toward one another. It’s primal. Passionate. Painful.
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First book was free and I had to know what happened next
- By Dana Worthey on 04-17-25
By: Poppy Ireland
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After Hours
- An Older Man Younger Woman Steamy Sweet Romance
- By: Regina Wade
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 31 mins
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I can turn anything into art Then the world goes dark, and he makes a canvas out of me. Art is my life, and the world is my canvas.I travel, leaving everywhere I go a little more colorful than I found it. During the day I paint faces, but at night? At night I paint my soul. He’s the first one to ever catch me, Then the lights go out and he sees the real me. After Hours is a summer quicky hot enough to melt your kindle! Book one of Long. Hot. Summer, it features an artistic, innocent heroine and the adventurous older man that claims her heart. Beach Read Approved! Happy Gemini Season!
By: Regina Wade
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Demon Valley Pack
- Pretty Little Monster Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Avery Stone
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Sarah Puckett
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
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"Fated love means nothing when we can avoid extinction. One tiny sacrifice will appease the shadows. It's a shame, really. You've always been my pretty little monster." Those were the last words I heard from my Alpha, my fated mate, before his Beta tossed me off the cliff into a land of no return: Demon Valley, the place where no human or wolf shifter survives. Legends claim there's an escape from the shadowy, demon-infested haven, but no one has ever returned to confirm the truth. Except me.
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What???
- By Tiffany Birdwell on 05-09-22
By: Avery Stone
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The Demon Court
- Seven Deadly Demons, Book 1
- By: Emma Hamm
- Narrated by: Lia Holland, Logan McAllister
- Length: 15 hrs and 10 mins
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As a child, Selene was left at the foot of the White Tower—given to the sorceresses who train those with magic. Her life has been spent honing her powers. But she can't fully join their ranks until she fulfills a single, impossible task: bring the Demon King, Lust, to his knees. Lust has ruled his kingdom for centuries. He is the reason his people live without remorse and indulge in their senses. Life is mundane and boring… until he runs into a dark-haired enchantress with eyes the color of the night sky. With one whispered sentence, she changes everything. I'm the beginning of something new.
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Needs a rewrite.
- By CCW on 12-29-23
By: Emma Hamm
3 hot ghost boyfriends....a wth don't stop now ending.
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So cute
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THREE GHOSTS TO LOVE ❤️❤️❤️
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Worst male actor voice!!!!
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Excellent Read!
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Overall, entertaining
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Lovely story but...
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Loved this!
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I love finding books that aren't the same as all the others.
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the voices were a total turn off
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