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You're So Dead to Me

Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, Book 1

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You're So Dead to Me

By: Steffanie Holmes
Narrated by: Kylie Stewart, Joel Froomkin
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What do you do when three hot, possessive ghosts want to jump your bones?

I'm Bree, and I see dead people. Not all dead people. Only those with unfinished business. They're everywhere—I'll be eating my breakfast, and a poisoned heiress glares over my Cheerios. I can't even enjoy the wilderness without being accosted by chattering ex-hikers who don't understand which mushrooms are edible.

I've returned to my hometown of Grimdale to cat-sit for my parents while I plan my next move. I'm looking forward to raiding their fridge, hanging out with their two mischievous kittens, and staying far, far away from anything supernatural.

But I forgot that I'm never alone in Grimdale. The three ghosts I used to play with as a kid are back in my life again. Only now I'm their age, and they're infuriatingly attractive.

There's the slightly psychotic Roman soldier who loves the Great British Bake Off, the bossy, aristocratic royal prince who demands the finer things in life (er, death), and the blind Victorian gentleman adventurer who doesn't have a mean bone in his body (or any bones, for that matter).

My three ghoulish houseguests are the least of my problems. I've landed a job giving tours of the historic Grimdale Cemetery, and on my very first day, I stumble into a fresh corpse. The dead guy's ghost needs me to solve his murder so he can cross over, but sticking my nose into spirit business might see me to an early grave.

As for my three hauntingly hot friends? It turns out their unfinished business… is me.

You're So Dead to Me is the first in a darkly humorous paranormal romance series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive, and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start listening!

©2023 Steffanie Holmes (P)2023 Podium Audio
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Engaging Storyline • Intriguing Characters • Unique Premise • Humorous Elements • Captivating Mystery
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The book was good all the way through. Very detailed and kept interest and left me hanging at the end. You want not one but 3 hot ghost who want nothing but to touch you, get jealous, help solve town murders.... this is a great book to get lost in. Can't wait to start booked 2 of 4.

3 hot ghost boyfriends....a wth don't stop now ending.

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Such a cute story very light and refreshing! Will be reading the other books ! The male voice is weird at first but you get used to it quickly don’t understand the bad reviews !

So cute

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It was amazing! The three ghosts had so much personality and were so good to Bre that it made my heart swell! The story and plot were perfect and it was great to listen to while playing House Flipper.

THREE GHOSTS TO LOVE ❤️❤️❤️

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Where to start, the story had a little potential but went off the rails fast. From the plot of the story to the forced sex scenes, like really no lead up to romance. And the added murder mystery drop into the story out of nowhere… back to the drawing board in my opinion, don’t waste your credit on this one.

Worst male actor voice!!!!

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I love this author's spin on ghosts and how they communicate with spirits.. THIS one was definitely amazing!!

Excellent Read!

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Overall, this is an entertaining story with characters I am interested in. I enjoyed the humor and the plot. At least, most of it. I did think that the reader isn't really allowed to guess the murderer because there are not enough bread crumbs to lead the reader there. The story is mostly about the characters and their relationship to the heroine, which I liked, but the mystery needs more attention. Worth reading the next in the series, though.

Overall, entertaining

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That male narrator was so bad, I only made it to chapter 8 before I had to dip.

Lovely story but...

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Wonderful story and performance! Can’t wait to read the next one! I cried and swooned!

Loved this!

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I loved this book so much. I love the characters, the humor, just everything. Bree thought a childhood accident caused her to see ghosts. She moves away to travel the world and when she goes back home to car sit for her parents she runs into the 3 ghosts that became her best friends as a child. But she is an adult now and her 3 ghost friends look different to adult eyes.

I love finding books that aren't the same as all the others.

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the voices/accents the male narraror used really ruined the book for me. I could only tolerate it for about an hour before I gave up on the audio and went back to my kindle. sometimes the accents were so muddy I couldn't understand who was talking or what they were saying. I had no real qualms with the female narrator but he really took away from the story.

the voices were a total turn off

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