You're So Dead to Me
Grimdale Graveyard Mysteries, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Kylie Stewart
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Joel Froomkin
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By:
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Steffanie Holmes
About this listen
What do you do when three hot, possessive ghosts want to jump your bones?
I'm Bree, and I see dead people. Not all dead people. Only those with unfinished business. They're everywhere—I'll be eating my breakfast, and a poisoned heiress glares over my Cheerios. I can't even enjoy the wilderness without being accosted by chattering ex-hikers who don't understand which mushrooms are edible.
I've returned to my hometown of Grimdale to cat-sit for my parents while I plan my next move. I'm looking forward to raiding their fridge, hanging out with their two mischievous kittens, and staying far, far away from anything supernatural.
But I forgot that I'm never alone in Grimdale. The three ghosts I used to play with as a kid are back in my life again. Only now I'm their age, and they're infuriatingly attractive.
There's the slightly psychotic Roman soldier who loves the Great British Bake Off, the bossy, aristocratic royal prince who demands the finer things in life (er, death), and the blind Victorian gentleman adventurer who doesn't have a mean bone in his body (or any bones, for that matter).
My three ghoulish houseguests are the least of my problems. I've landed a job giving tours of the historic Grimdale Cemetery, and on my very first day, I stumble into a fresh corpse. The dead guy's ghost needs me to solve his murder so he can cross over, but sticking my nose into spirit business might see me to an early grave.
As for my three hauntingly hot friends? It turns out their unfinished business… is me.
You're So Dead to Me is the first in a darkly humorous paranormal romance series by bestselling author Steffanie Holmes. If you love a sarcastic heroine, hot, possessive, and slightly unhinged ghostly men, a mystery to solve, and a little kooky, spooky lovin' to set your coffin a rockin', then quit ghouling around and start listening!
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Riches to Riches: Part One
- Abbs Valley, Book 1
- By: Ames Mills
- Narrated by: Ada Sinclair, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 21 hrs and 34 mins
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When Dad died, he made me the leader of the Italian Mafia. That position was unheard of for a woman—until me. Ryder, Dex, Gage, and Holden are my team, my closest friends. Then Leo waltzes into my life, turning it upside down, along with everyone in it. One lie. One secret. That's all it took to bring it all burning down around me. Jealousy and hidden desires from the four guys I thought only saw me as their friend and boss stoke the flames even higher.
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Spicyyyy 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
- By Christina Sarette on 11-26-23
By: Ames Mills
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School of Magical Arts: Complete Novella Series
- The Coven
- By: Chandelle LaVaun
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen
- Length: 18 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Teach magic, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Yeah, well, they’re dirty rotten liars. When I told Tennessee we needed to have more schools than just Edenburg I thought they’d assign appropriate people to the task. Ya know, like actual adults. Not a sixteen year old who still has to finish high school herself. But then Tennessee became Coven Leader, and my great idea came back to bite me in the ass.
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best on going story
- By Shardae on 11-05-24
By: Chandelle LaVaun
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Poison Ivy
- A Dark Bully Romance (Stonehurst Prep Elite, Book 1)
- By: Steffanie Holmes
- Narrated by: Angelica Rocca, Myles Washington, Nelson Hobbs, and others
- Length: 14 hrs and 53 mins
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Victor. Torsten. Cassius – the jock, the artist, the stepbrother. The Poison Ivy Club. Ruthless. Connected. Violent. Untouchable. They rule Stonehurst Prep with an iron fist. If you want Harvard, Princeton, or Yale, they’ll get you in. Guaranteed. But they’ll take their pound of flesh first. A deal’s a deal – you give them whatever they want, and they’ll make your dreams come true.
By: Steffanie Holmes
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Mayhem
- By: Jamie Shaw
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Adam Verner
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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When college freshman Rowan Michaels meets gorgeous, up-and-coming rock star Adam Everest, she knows a player like him is the last thing she needs after her ex-boyfriend shattered her heart. But she can't stop thinking about the kiss they shared on his tour bus. On the first day of school, Rowan is stunned when Adam saunters into her French class. He's soon failing miserably, and, on a whim, she offers to tutor him. But Adam doesn't recognize her as a makeup-free, glasses-clad college student.
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I love a feel good love story and a Rock Star!
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 04-07-17
By: Jamie Shaw
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Blood Rituals
- Boston Preternatural Investigations Unit, Book 1
- By: Aoibh Wood
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 13 hrs and 46 mins
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Boston Homicide Detective Caitlin Reagan walks a razor's edge, propping up her life on emotional constructs designed to help her manage grueling PTSD. She keeps her mother, boyfriend, and work separated and controlled, all in service to one horrible, tragic act she committed amid the Iraq war.
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Naw Fam..
- By AmandaB on 07-16-23
By: Aoibh Wood
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A Demon's Guide to the Afterlife: The Complete Series
- A Paranormal Romance
- By: Kel Carpenter, Aurelia Jane
- Narrated by: Adam Gold, Savannah Gilmore
- Length: 26 hrs and 38 mins
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Don't get me wrong, waking up to discover my ex-husband finally killed me wasn't fun. Finding out I had to get a job and pay Afterlife taxes about 10 minutes later? Let's just say, this wasn't exactly the eternal reward I was hoping for. But beggars can't be choosers, and being a demon sure as hell beats my last occupation. I’m well on my way to retirement behind the pearly gates when the impossible happens. The Risk Witches have a vision.
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Very unexpected
- By Charli08 on 07-30-24
By: Kel Carpenter, and others
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Vile Boys
- Knot Their Toy, Book 1
- By: AJ Merlin
- Narrated by: Allyson Voller
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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It’s almost impossible to get into Winter Grove University, so when I’m accepted on scholarship, I know my life will change for the better. Or will it? When an alpha starts harassing me to join his pack, I’m left with no choice but to tell him I belong to another. The thing is, I name drop the richest, most notorious pack on campus.
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Murder, spice and everything nice
- By Kylie on 09-07-23
By: AJ Merlin
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Ghosted
- A Paranormal Academy Romance (Manderley Academy, Book 1)
- By: Steffanie Holmes
- Narrated by: Keira Stevens, J Thomas
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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When my mom got sick, my dreams of a career in music imploded. That is, until Madame Usher wafts into my life like a ghost from the past, offering me the chance to study at the exclusive Manderley Academy - a music school for the most gifted and wealthy. It’s an offer I can’t refuse - free room and board at the Gothic mansion where elite students immerse themselves in mastering their art. But there’s a catch, and it’s a big one.
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Slowww
- By chyenne riber on 04-27-24
By: Steffanie Holmes
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House of Furies
- By: Madeleine Roux
- Narrated by: Billie Fulford-Brown
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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After escaping a harsh school where punishment was the lesson of the day, 17-year-old Louisa Ditton is thrilled to find employment as a maid at a boardinghouse. But soon after her arrival at Coldthistle House, Louisa begins to realize that the house's mysterious owner, Mr. Morningside, is providing much more than lodging for his guests. Far from a place of rest, the house is a place of judgment, and Mr. Morningside and his unusual staff are meant to execute their own justice on those who are past being saved.
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One of the characters is Satan..lots of the occult
- By Angela Briggs on 07-25-19
By: Madeleine Roux
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Long Live
- The Elementals of Iona, Book 1
- By: V.B. Lacey
- Narrated by: TJ Clark, Kate Clarke
- Length: 15 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Since losing both her mother and the man she loved two years ago, all she wants is stability and peace. But her world is forever changed when her family is attacked on a journey away from home, and she must travel to the Aataran mountain range to find them. Across the realm, four ancient beings who control the elements of nature are awakening. They are being summoned to prevent a force that is greedy for power and threatening to overturn the balance of nature. When Isla's path crosses with one of these elementals, she finds her fate is more entangled with theirs than she had ever imagined.
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An Amazing World
- By K Demps on 04-12-24
By: V.B. Lacey
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Taken by the Wolf Lord
- Lunar Bride, Book 1
- By: Skye Wilson
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Heather Costa
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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However, I’m not just any wolf shifter. I’m a Lunar Lord, and she doesn’t yet know that she’s in the presence of an immortal. Nor is she aware that I’ve waited hundreds of years for her. She still refuses to believe she’s mine. No matter. Her family and her fiancé mean nothing to me. Her contempt and hatred of me even less.
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was a good book but don't know why only half the book is on here.
- By Fontigirls on 02-27-24
By: Skye Wilson
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Forbidden: Part One
- Luna & Sol Omegaverse, Book 1
- By: Emilia Emerson
- Narrated by: Jameson Adams, Amber Lee Connors
- Length: 16 hrs and 41 mins
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Five years ago, Josie Porter's life was about to begin: she was going to escape her abusive family, move in with her best friend, and start college. Now, scarred from years of government torture in the Designation Academy, her dreams are long gone. Her only goal now is to survive. With the Designation Government out to pair every omega with often brutal alpha packs, Josie has to turn to black-market suppressants to disguise her biology. When the supply runs out, Josie can no longer run from her designation.
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TRIGGER WARNINGS PLEASE!!!
- By Anonymous User on 04-09-24
By: Emilia Emerson
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Gilded Wings
- Fallen Fae Gods, Book 1
- By: Jaymin Eve
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Gregory Salinas
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Dragerfield is a doorway between worlds. A doorway to Risest, the Faerie realm. A realm they access at night. And I'm the moronic human who wandered uninvited into their midst.
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Unique World
- By K Demps on 03-27-24
By: Jaymin Eve
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- Aletta Keplinger
- 07-27-24
Excellent Read!
I love this author's spin on ghosts and how they communicate with spirits.. THIS one was definitely amazing!!
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- Booklass
- 11-26-24
Overall, entertaining
Overall, this is an entertaining story with characters I am interested in. I enjoyed the humor and the plot. At least, most of it. I did think that the reader isn't really allowed to guess the murderer because there are not enough bread crumbs to lead the reader there. The story is mostly about the characters and their relationship to the heroine, which I liked, but the mystery needs more attention. Worth reading the next in the series, though.
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- Bexlee
- 12-01-23
Fun and quirky
I love Steffanie Holmes’ stories! This one was a blast! Great characters and the story kept me guessing as to what would happen next. Love the crossover with the Nevermore characters. The narrators did a phenomenal job bringing the story to life.
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- Anjenette
- 04-03-24
good but she's annoying.
I really do like the story but holy hell the fmc is just annoying. because of how she was, was the reason I only gave it 4 stars. the nonstop "we shouldn't", or just constant negative. the constant whining! I also don't understand how the ghosts been ghosts for hundreds of years & it's like they stayed in the attic their whole time as ghosts to not learn as time goes by. I can understand still being part of from when they died & part of what they learned along with way of being ghosts of how life is for the living but they don't. it's like they don't understand about the living people today on how people act now. I know so far I've said negative but she really got to me how annoying the fmc was. again I would of loved it 100% if she wasn't like that. everything else was good.
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- Ashley
- 11-24-23
Wishy Washy
Bree has had enough courage to travel the world for years by herself and yet she still acts like an insecure teenager. Instead of the strong and sassy woman I was led to believe she is, she is racked with insecurities and won't allow herself to be happy. She worries that people think she's weird and in general acts as if she was still in high school. The maturity I would expect from someone who had spent years on her own is definitely not present. She also emotionally hurts and rejects her guys at every turn, making it seem like just because they are dead they don't deserve feelings. Or, that their feelings don't matter.
Another thing, she doesn't believe in magic! WTF!!!! She sees ghosts and yet the idea of magic is WAAAAYYYYY out there. Are you kidding me?!?!?!
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- Brooklynn Boyd
- 02-05-24
THREE GHOSTS TO LOVE ❤️❤️❤️
It was amazing! The three ghosts had so much personality and were so good to Bre that it made my heart swell! The story and plot were perfect and it was great to listen to while playing House Flipper.
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- Erica S
- 10-17-24
Worst male actor voice!!!!
Where to start, the story had a little potential but went off the rails fast. From the plot of the story to the forced sex scenes, like really no lead up to romance. And the added murder mystery drop into the story out of nowhere… back to the drawing board in my opinion, don’t waste your credit on this one.
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- Bushbeans
- 11-22-23
Fantastic plot!
Love love love this new series! I’ve already preordered the next one! Narration is on point; brilliant mix of humor, heat, mystery, paranormal, sweet, and sad.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-24-24
Liked, but not loved
Overall, I liked the story. I've listened to a few books by this author and I like the universe she's created. But I wasn't a fan of the male accents. They were exaggerated and grating and took away some of the likeability for the characters.
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- Michelle Reuss
- 05-21-24
I love finding books that aren't the same as all the others.
I loved this book so much. I love the characters, the humor, just everything. Bree thought a childhood accident caused her to see ghosts. She moves away to travel the world and when she goes back home to car sit for her parents she runs into the 3 ghosts that became her best friends as a child. But she is an adult now and her 3 ghost friends look different to adult eyes.
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