
French Wanker
A Hero Club Novel
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Christian Fox
About this listen
Why couldn’t a sexy Frenchman be the way to nurse a broken heart on a honeymoon for one? The question plagued me, and part of me figured he was just what the doctor ordered!
On the steps of the Eiffel Tower, the hottest man I’d ever seen referred to himself as a wanker on the phone, and a surge of heat grew inside me.
And why did British slang suddenly sound like a name in my fantasies?
When Mr. Wanker shows up on my train to Italy, we make a deal that he’ll take me to Monte Carlo and then we can continue onto Rome, together.
My lonely honeymoon for one is now heating up.
And the more time I spend with my Mr. Wanker, the stronger my fantasies of tossing everything and moving to Europe play out in vivid color in my mind.
Falling in love wasn’t supposed to be a part of this vacation. Reality always ruined fairy tales....
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- Hillcatsgal
- 08-09-20
French wanker
Cara and quinten meet at the Eiffel Tower . Quinten lays a kiss on cara at the Eiffel Tower . Cara calls him a wanker when she meets him. Cara can’t get quinten out of her mind after he kisses her. They end up meeting up on the plane to Italy . The pair end up traveling to mints Carlo and meet his friends. Quineten blames himself for the death of his brother and financee. Quinten finance has cancer. His brother dies from a boating accident. They end up traveling all over Monte Carlo for a week. Cara goes home after a week to Philadelphia. Quinten decides he is in love with Cara . He goes to Philadelphia to get and tell Cara he loves her . He asked her to marry him.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-15-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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- TA
- 01-06-21
Okay story
The story was okay; it had a few funny moments that made me laugh out loud. The storyline was a bit far-fetched but who knows, stranger things have happened. I think Rebecca Lee (His Muse) does a better job with French dialect; although these narrators were ok.
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- rpezz
- 07-22-20
It was okay and fun read
It was ok. I really liked both of the main characters and narration for the audiobook version was great. I just didn't feel the connection and the story seemed a little rushed. I am very glad I listened but would not count it as a favorite of the Hero Club entries.
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- Sharon
- 07-31-20
Loss and love
I appreciate the story that makes me smile. I enjoyed Cara and Quinten. I loved seeing Simon and Bridgette again too. A good performance even with the accent changes, but hard to do an British/French accent well. I recommend this for a sweet quick romance.
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- A.Fernandez
- 08-05-20
Cute
This a cute, sweet, and charming story. I liked it. I absolutely loved listening to Christian Fox, his accent was adorable.
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- Amy M C
- 10-28-20
French Wanker
I love French accents so I picked this one up on AE. The narration was wonderful. The story was entertaining but a bit too instalove for me. Also everything came their way easily and all loose ends were wrapped up quickly and perfectly (a bit too perfectly for me). But it was worth the read/listen
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- Senyah
- 10-07-20
Ridiculous
I downloaded this book because of Christian Fox, and I’m sorry I did. The story was ridiculous and unbelievable. The situations, interactions, and conversations between the characters were forced, melodramatic, unrealistic, and silly, not to mention repetitive. How many times can one person mention that he killed his brother and fiancé in one story? And how the Hell can you possibly use the Find My Phone app to track down someone, to a precise location in Monte Carlo, who was barely there for even a day from the US? Do yourself a favor, and skip this book.
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- Bookcat
- 03-17-21
Nope =/
🤯 Christian Fox does a French accent 🥵
Accents aside, I didn't care for how the story was written, too juvenile. Cara was written as just some horny teenager who can't see the forest through the trees while Quentin was deep and insightful. 🙄 Cara calling Quentin "Mr. Wanker" in her head constantly grated on my nerves. Maybe it's just me 🤷♀️, it's not I read some of the other reviews.
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