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Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Express Train to Nowhere

By: Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills
Narrated by: Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills
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The long-awaited follow-up to Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ smash hit Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau.

Hey kid, do you wanna get rich?

I’m talking real rich, real quick. It’s easy, and to do it, all the info you need is contained within this book. Keep reading.

Listen, my name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I’m the author of this book, as well as many other better books that you may not have heard of. But this one is fine, I suppose—especially if you want to one day own a yacht.

This is a story about three idiot wannabe detectives: J.J. and Valentine Watts and their new friend Trudi de la Rosa. Again, they’re idiots, but in a fun way where they go on adventures and occasionally use swear words. In this book, they’re riding a train on official Ghost Hunters Adventure Club business when an old friend from the past shows up to ruin everything. It’s up to our three young adventurers to solve the mystery of the Express Train to Nowhere before they’re locked away forever for a crime they didn’t even commit.

There’s action, there’s humor, there’s suspense, but most importantly, there is a detailed set of instructions hidden within these minutes that will help both you and me get rich beyond our wildest dreams.

Just buy the audiobook and start listening. You’ll learn everything about the Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and my personal get-rich-quick Yacht Plan soon.

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I'm totes emotional fam

The best book I've ever had the pleasure of hearing or reading. Great plot, revolutionary audio performance by the legend himself Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills, and by the time it was done I was shaking and crying rn at how amazing of an experience this was. Dr Cecil H.H. Mills, you've done it again.

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Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills does it again!!

Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills knocks it out of the park again! Coming hot off the heels of the inaugural exploits of the Ghost Hunters Adventure Club, this second entry shines as bright as the sun itself. There is no sophomore slump for Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills (which of course would actually be impossible for a man with such a storied bibliography as his).

Performed by the author himself with his signature impeccable delivery and delightful baritone timbre. This audiobook sounds as bright and brilliant as if you were in the room with the man himself.

Also to add an addendum I truly enjoyed Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ portrayal of Train Law. As a trained professional in International Train Law myself I have to share my respect and admiration of Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ dedication to representing Train Law in an accurate and respectful manner.

I wholeheartedly recommend this masterpiece and urge you, Dear Reader, to seek out more of Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ works. I cannot recommend Cerberus On High enough.

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A good sequel

Another Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew parody with lots of odd characters and bizarre elements. A sequel to The Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and The Secret of the Grande Chateau.

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this book is amazing

So much more than a simple narrative! i really hope to see more in the future from Dr Mills!!

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Absolutely Wild

There are not words to describe what I felt during the platform reveal. I wish so badly that the Doctor was a real person I could speak to, simply to ask... how?

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Another super fun romp

I love Dr. Cecil's performance of this tale, even if it is a story about reckless idiots with no regard for the law, train related or otherwise.

Another delightful mystery with intriguing characters and plenty of fun twists.

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Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills is the best author of our human existence

Read a lot, write a lot, live a lot. And this book falls in to living well and time well spent. Creativity enhanced. Hope to have more books theamsongs like the "Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau". And hope to one day gat more books from Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills or anyone potential related to him.

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A fun ride

This is a great novel and I hope there will be more in the series! Dr Cecil is hilarious almost as hilarious as his nephew Arin Hanson of game grumps 😂 the voice performance for this novel was sensational all you have to do is sit back and listen and get swept up by the express train to nowhere

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wow. just.... wow.

10/10, no notes. this book slaps. I'll be devastated if Arin Hanson stops writing books.

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funny and fun

It is a great story and narrator can be funny but also existential at times

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