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Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills
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The long-awaited follow-up to Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ smash hit Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau.
Hey kid, do you wanna get rich?
I’m talking real rich, real quick. It’s easy, and to do it, all the info you need is contained within this book. Keep reading.
Listen, my name is Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills. I’m the author of this book, as well as many other better books that you may not have heard of. But this one is fine, I suppose—especially if you want to one day own a yacht.
This is a story about three idiot wannabe detectives: J.J. and Valentine Watts and their new friend Trudi de la Rosa. Again, they’re idiots, but in a fun way where they go on adventures and occasionally use swear words. In this book, they’re riding a train on official Ghost Hunters Adventure Club business when an old friend from the past shows up to ruin everything. It’s up to our three young adventurers to solve the mystery of the Express Train to Nowhere before they’re locked away forever for a crime they didn’t even commit.
There’s action, there’s humor, there’s suspense, but most importantly, there is a detailed set of instructions hidden within these minutes that will help both you and me get rich beyond our wildest dreams.
Just buy the audiobook and start listening. You’ll learn everything about the Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and my personal get-rich-quick Yacht Plan soon.
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- Narrated by: Kyla Garcia
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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The globe-trotting thief in the red fedora returns! And now, the question isn't where—but who? In the role of Carmen Sandiego, award-winning performer Kyla Garcia reveals, for the very first time, the backstory of the ever-elusive master criminal whose whereabouts captured the imaginations of children everywhere—through educational video games, animated series, and a popular PBS "gameshow" for middle schoolers in the 1990s.
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Great for kids, not for adults
- By James Tharpe on 03-10-19
By: Rebecca Tinker
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Cragbridge Hall, Book 1
- The Inventor's Secret
- By: Chad Morris
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Imagine a school in the year 2074 where students don't read history, but watch it happen around them; where running in gym class isn't around a track, but up a virtual mountain; and where learning about animals means becoming one through an avatar. Welcome to Cragbridge Hall, the most advanced and prestigious school in the world. Twins Abby and Derick Cragbridge are excited as new students to use their famed grandfather's inventions that make Cragbridge Hall so incredible.
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Harry Potter meets DaVanci Code -Young Adult title
- By Douglas on 04-28-13
By: Chad Morris
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Poe
- An Alexandra Poe Thriller, Book 1
- By: Brett Battles, Robert Gregory Browne
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
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After losing her mother to a terrorist attack, Alexandra Poe was devastated when her father - disgraced and accused of treason - disappeared from the face of the earth. Now, over ten years and a stint in Iraq later, Alex is approached by a man who has information about her father and wants to help her find him. But there's a catch.
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Female version of Jack Reacher
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 03-04-16
By: Brett Battles, and others
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The Ferryman Institute
- A Novel
- By: Colin Gigl
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
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Ferryman Charlie Dawson saves dead people - somebody has to convince them to move on to the afterlife, after all. Having never failed a single assignment, he's acquired a reputation for success that's as legendary as it is unwanted. It turns out that serving as a Ferryman is causing Charlie to slowly lose his mind. Deemed too valuable by the Ferryman Institute to be let go and too stubborn to just give up in his own right, Charlie's pretty much abandoned all hope of escaping his grim existence. Or he had, anyway, until he saved Alice Spiegel.
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Narrator does not capture tone of the story
- By Jessica Bell on 03-15-17
By: Colin Gigl
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The Merchant of Death
- Pendragon, Book 1
- By: D. J. MacHale
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
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Bobby Pendragon is a seemingly normal 14-year-old boy. He has a family, a home, and even Marley, his beloved dog. But there is something very special about Bobby: he is going to save the world.
And not just Earth as we know it. Bobby is slowly starting to realize that life in the cosmos isn't quite what he thought it was. And before he can object, he is swept off to an alternate dimension known as Denduron, a territory inhabited by strange beings, ruled by a magical tyrant, and plagued by dangerous revolution.
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The Merchant of Death (Unabridged
- By Bronwyn on 07-26-08
By: D. J. MacHale
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Loose Units
- By: Paul F. Verhoeven
- Narrated by: Paul F. Verhoeven
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
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Part father-son story, part true crime, Loose Units is a race through the underbelly of policing. Paul Verhoeven's father, John, is a cop. Well, an ex-cop. Long since retired, John spent years embroiled in some of the seediest, scariest intrigue and escapades imaginable. Paul, however, is something of an artsy, sensitive soul who can’t understand why he doesn’t have the same heroism and courage as his dad. One day, John offers Paul the chance of a lifetime: he'll spill his guts, on tape, for the first time ever, and try to get to the bottom of this difference between them.
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Best Book I've Listened to in an Age
- By Michelle Procter on 10-11-20
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Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
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The Final Empire
- Mistborn Book 1
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 24 hrs and 39 mins
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For a thousand years the ash fell and no flowers bloomed. For a thousand years the Skaa slaved in misery and lived in fear. For a thousand years the Lord Ruler, the "Sliver of Infinity," reigned with absolute power and ultimate terror, divinely invincible. Then, when hope was so long lost that not even its memory remained, a terribly scarred, heart-broken half-Skaa rediscovered it in the depths of the Lord Ruler's most hellish prison.
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Prepare for sleepless nights
- By tercia on 10-21-18
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Croak
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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Juvenile
- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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Process of Elimination
- A Thriller
- By: Arthur T. Bradley
- Narrated by: Nick Sullivan
- Length: 12 hrs and 57 mins
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A powerful international organization wants to tip the balance of global power by infiltrating the White House. At the direction of its mastermind, alias Pecos Bill, presidential candidates have become unwitting targets of a world-class sharpshooter. A martial arts expert, a greedy corporate attorney, and a self-proclaimed conspiracy theorist form a shaky alliance initially intent on solving a missing persons case, only to get caught up in a bigger political plot in which they must uncover the assassin’s identity....
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unlistenable
- By itinerant on 11-28-17
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The Candy Shop War
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Emily Janice Card
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
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Welcome to the Sweet Tooth Ice Cream & Candy Shoppe, where the confections are a bit on the... unusual side. Rock candy that makes you weightless. Jawbreakers that make you unbreakable. Chocolate balls that make you a master of disguise. Four young friends - Nate, Summer, Trevor, and Pigeon - meet the grandmotherly Mrs. White, owner of the Sweet Tooth, and soon learn about the magical side effects of her candies.
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Entertaining for grade schoolers and their parents
- By D.R. on 07-08-13
By: Brandon Mull
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Ragdoll
- A Novel
- By: Daniel Cole
- Narrated by: Alex Wyndham
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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William Fawkes, a controversial detective known as The Wolf, has just been reinstated to his post after he was suspended for assaulting a vindicated suspect. Still under psychological evaluation, Fawkes returns to the force eager for a big case. When his former partner and friend, detective Emily Baxter, calls him to a crime scene, he's sure this is it: the body is made of the dismembered parts of six victims, sewn together like a puppet - a corpse that becomes known as "The Ragdoll".
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Some Listen! Excellent.
- By Alex Wyndham on 04-29-17
By: Daniel Cole
What listeners say about Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Express Train to Nowhere
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- Kazama Kiryu
- 07-08-22
I'm totes emotional fam
The best book I've ever had the pleasure of hearing or reading. Great plot, revolutionary audio performance by the legend himself Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills, and by the time it was done I was shaking and crying rn at how amazing of an experience this was. Dr Cecil H.H. Mills, you've done it again.
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- Atom
- 08-28-22
Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills does it again!!
Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills knocks it out of the park again! Coming hot off the heels of the inaugural exploits of the Ghost Hunters Adventure Club, this second entry shines as bright as the sun itself. There is no sophomore slump for Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills (which of course would actually be impossible for a man with such a storied bibliography as his).
Performed by the author himself with his signature impeccable delivery and delightful baritone timbre. This audiobook sounds as bright and brilliant as if you were in the room with the man himself.
Also to add an addendum I truly enjoyed Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ portrayal of Train Law. As a trained professional in International Train Law myself I have to share my respect and admiration of Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ dedication to representing Train Law in an accurate and respectful manner.
I wholeheartedly recommend this masterpiece and urge you, Dear Reader, to seek out more of Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills’ works. I cannot recommend Cerberus On High enough.
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- Justin Danner
- 09-03-22
A good sequel
Another Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew parody with lots of odd characters and bizarre elements. A sequel to The Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and The Secret of the Grande Chateau.
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- Aaron
- 02-14-24
this book is amazing
So much more than a simple narrative! i really hope to see more in the future from Dr Mills!!
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- MIKE BRADY
- 06-22-22
Absolutely Wild
There are not words to describe what I felt during the platform reveal. I wish so badly that the Doctor was a real person I could speak to, simply to ask... how?
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- Elizabeth Gall
- 08-05-22
Another super fun romp
I love Dr. Cecil's performance of this tale, even if it is a story about reckless idiots with no regard for the law, train related or otherwise.
Another delightful mystery with intriguing characters and plenty of fun twists.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-17-24
Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills is the best author of our human existence
Read a lot, write a lot, live a lot. And this book falls in to living well and time well spent. Creativity enhanced. Hope to have more books theamsongs like the "Ghost Hunters Adventure Club and the Secret of the Grande Chateau". And hope to one day gat more books from Dr. Cecil H.H. Mills or anyone potential related to him.
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- Angel Holt
- 08-01-24
A fun ride
This is a great novel and I hope there will be more in the series! Dr Cecil is hilarious almost as hilarious as his nephew Arin Hanson of game grumps 😂 the voice performance for this novel was sensational all you have to do is sit back and listen and get swept up by the express train to nowhere
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-17-24
wow. just.... wow.
10/10, no notes. this book slaps. I'll be devastated if Arin Hanson stops writing books.
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- imran m.
- 06-28-22
funny and fun
It is a great story and narrator can be funny but also existential at times
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