Goblin Apocalypse 2
A post-apocalyptic, slice of life, base building adventure
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Narrated by:
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Giancarlo Herrera
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Hannah Schooner
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By:
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Michael Dalton
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Reactor working? Check! Hot goblin mates? Check! Huge horde of bloodthirsty mutants? Oh, crap.
Power technician Kevin has upgraded the goblin compound, and his adorable goblin girls are very thankful. The lights are on, the farm is thriving, and they have hot water for group baths. Even better, there’s a new goblin girl who’s determined to be Kevin’s next mate.
But on a devastated world, there’s never time to rest and enjoy life.
The infected have returned, a band of goblin raiders is stirring up trouble, and worst of all, things are going wrong with the reactor. Without it, Kevin and his girls have no way to defend themselves.
Can they avoid the infected and fight off the raiders? Can Kevin fix the reactor once and for all? And is there really room in his life for another horny goblin girl?
Goblin Apocalypse 2 is a short and occasionally silly slice-of-life novel featuring cute goblins, dangerous mutants, and what is still way too much techie stuff for a book like this.
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
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- Keith
- 09-21-23
Always a pleasure
Michael Dalton has fast become one of my favorite authors for a quick fun read/listen. This one is no different. There is a mix of adventure, humor and sexy times that is well balanced. Then of course, you have the narration duo of Herrera and Schooner that always give a book that extra flare with their vocal talents. Worth getting.
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- William
- 11-11-23
Green fever
This book was pretty good. Although it felt like there was drama added into the last 30 minutes, just passed out the runtime. And I wish the new girl had a scene to themselves with the main character. Other than all of that, it flowed, amazingly, and the narration was beautiful.
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- Joshua Airington
- 12-29-23
5 stars
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Michael Dalton!
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- DaynenMc
- 09-16-23
Okay... This series is good.
Maybe even better than good.
Kevin and his trio of goblin girls are continuing to build up the hideout and fix up the equipment to keep them safe and take out the empire made zombies that want to eat all living beings on what's left of the goblin planet.
They find more goblins and entities to join their group.
I was gifted this book with the expectation of an honest review.
Great writing and narration. I can't recommend this series enough to those who like great HaremLit.
8 or more stars out of 5 for this book and series.
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- Barrett M Cleveland
- 09-18-23
Great Series Continuation
This was a great continuation to this story. Things are progressing in a direction that will hopefully see the MC and his family of the dead planet they are on soon. Very excited for the next book in the series.
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- Amanda Rossiter
- 09-16-23
amazing as expected
the book and narration were amazing well worth it, only thing is it was a little bit shorter than the first book and would definitely rather be the same length or longer. other than that can't wait for the next one hurry up.
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- Jay
- 03-02-24
Very enjoyable.
I liked this one about as well as the first. story is still good, but a bit predictable.
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- brad
- 10-04-23
Perfect!
Perfect mixture of action and spice that didn’t disappoint in the sequel. Keep it going!
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- James T. Burns
- 03-30-24
Nice to see a tech as a hero
I enjoyed the idea of a technician having more valuable skills than the combat people.
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- bill
- 09-21-24
Pretty engaging
You know this is still pretty entertaining for a second book. The schtick of goblin girls who need loving and equipment that needs fixing has not gotten old
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