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Tess Irondale
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By:
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Elliott Kay
About this listen
The vampire lord of Los Angeles is dead, plunging the nightlife into chaos. His subjects fight over his title and his missing treasure hoard. The conflict pushes werewolves, sorcerers, and djinn closer than ever to open war.
Repo man Evan Murphy knows nothing of the supernatural. He only wants a roof over his head and food for his cats. When a risky job lands him in the dungeon of a Hollywood Hills necromancer, a forgotten god offers him the power to escape—making him the target of a beautiful immortal mercenary and every monster within a hundred miles. Evan’s new magic may save the city from its shadows, but only if he can save himself.
Warning: Grand Theft Sorcery contains explicit violence, explicit criticism of American law enforcement, bilingual profanity, a meet-cute that ends in homicide, conspicuous consumption, Los Angeles, demons, monsters, cops, vampires, talent agents, tautologies, street racing, attempted murder, successful murder, axe murder, motorcycle helmet murder, matching basketball hoodies, carjacking, kidnapping, brief torture, discovery of animal abuse (past/off-page), destruction of evidence, rampant traffic violations, premeditated hotel reservation with only one bed, desecration of the dead, awkward meetings with the ex, awkward meetings with the ex’s mom, deadly bisexuals, hypermasculine podcaster trash, acknowledgment of white privilege, false license plates, conspiracy, squatting, looting, mauling, home invasion, trespassing, witchcraft, abuse of authority, aggressive generosity, arguable cannibalism, destruction of private property, search warrant violations, outright lies, phone hacking, petty theft, grand larceny, vandalism, arson, defenestration, resisting arrest, driving under the influence of existential shock, appropriation of queer meme culture, shooting, punching, kicking, biting, couch surfing, bribery of wildlife, old-timey Hollywood stereotypes, internet sexism and exploitation thereof, unflattering implications about heaven and angels, two entirely normal cats, and the Black Dog of the Mojave.
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Kyler Stragos was once a thousand-year-old vampire, ruling as the Lord of Blood over a realm devastated by the vampire apocalypse. But even the mightiest fall. When he finally meets his end, he's the last vampire lord standing, killed by two heroes, whom he drags with him into death. (At least he has that.) But death isn't the end. Instead of eternal darkness for this soulless being, Kyler awakens in a strange world, no longer the ancient predator he once was. His new reality is a role-based leveling system in which only the strongest and rarest classes have power.
By: J. V. Simms
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The Daughters of God
- Etherium, Book 1
- By: Phoenix Clarke
- Narrated by: Simon Garbutt
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Ancercy is the fatal disease spread to mankind when they sleep with daemons. While the south of an otherwise unremarkable kingdom becomes embroiled in an epidemic of this foul affliction, and those within seek the desperate cure, there are those without who are working to hasten the spread of ancercy. And with the mayor’s son starting to be turned away from parlour doors, even the queen has taken time from her daughter’s baptism to attend to the matter; a baptism through which the future of this very kingdom will be told in smoke and water.
By: Phoenix Clarke
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Godscourge, Book 1: Star Crucible
- A Progression Fantasy Adventure
- By: Felix Taylor
- Narrated by: Michelle Stull
- Length: 15 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Abandoned. Desperate. And a source of infinite power in the palm of her hands. The gods, ascended masters of mana, rule over the universe with an iron fist. Vayra, growing up as a mortal street rat, only knew a few things: they loved power, hierarchies, and respect. She was at the bottom of the food chain. She was never supposed to amount to much. But she refuses to accept her fate. She’ll do anything to rise above her circumstances, including forming a pact with a rebellious goddess to kickstart her path to the top. Or, maybe just mastering a starlight-based Path—something very illegal.
By: Felix Taylor
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Mana Harvest: The Complete Series
- Sword to Ploughshare Saga
- By: Wolfe Locke, James Falcon
- Narrated by: Marcus Jahn, Alexa Roosevelt
- Length: 22 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Cid, a seasoned city guard for the past 20 years, has traded in his sword for a fishing rod and a peaceful life as a farmer in the charming and cozy village of Haven. Surrounded by former battlemages and their families, Cid finds himself drawn into the local community's struggles and triumphs, including the occasional misuse of magic and a wee bit of revelry. With Maggie, the local tavern owner and love interest, by his side, Cid learns to appreciate the slower pace of village life and the joys of baking, cooking competitions, and marshalling the occasional scoundrel.
By: Wolfe Locke, and others
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Osea
- An Isarine Story
- By: S. E. T.
- Narrated by: Shelby Rankin
- Length: 15 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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When her peaceful town is razed by the ethereal flames of a heavenly bird, Haevynne decides to follow in her sister’s footsteps to join the Aleksarian Guard. Driven by the madness of loss, and committed to preventing such an atrocity from ever happening again, Hae is forced to leverage every tool at her arsenal to continue barreling forward, three steps at a time, toward her goals. But what are the consequences of her burning ambitions, and where will they lead her? When the smoke clears, who will Hae reveal herself to be? Osea is a fantasy novel about identity, sacrifice, dreams, and love.
By: S. E. T.
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Songs of the Abyss
- A Collection of Thrilling and Terrifying Tales
- By: Robert J. Bradshaw, Velox Books
- Narrated by: Geoff Sturtevant
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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In the void of space, alien creatures puppet dead flesh through darkened corridors. A simple date becomes a dance with a shapeshifting horror, while shadow creatures stalk forgotten towns. And in quiet suburban homes, doors to nightmare realms appear in ordinary basements.
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Another Great Collection!
- By wigsandwanderlust on 06-20-25
By: Robert J. Bradshaw, and others
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Spire Dweller: Awakening
- Spire Dweller, Book 1
- By: Stephanie 'Stephabeni' Benamati
- Narrated by: Katharine Chin
- Length: 27 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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With cities ruled by cultivators who wield qi to warp reality itself, and a vast wilderness teeming with deadly spirit beasts, mortals often find the first floor of the World Spire to be as punishing as it is extraordinary. That's why, when Samantha unexpectedly receives a quest to become a cultivator herself from the mysterious System, she seizes the opportunity. But she soon discovers that in the fearsome and unfamiliar landscape of cultivators, a single misstep could have dire consequences for both herself and her spirit bond, Silas, a Lunar Hare.
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Well balanced
- By ChuckB on 06-22-25
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Trailer Park Bikini Vampires
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Amber Hartt
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Dean Castle arrived at Evermoon Hollow with nothing but his truck, his toolbox, and a whole lot of guns. Now he's the sole human handyman in a survival commune filled with gorgeous vampire women. With their unique diet compromising their strength, they need not only his practical skills, but also his killer instinct to survive. Building plumbing systems, blasting monsters, scavenging the wasteland, and unlocking supernatural powers with an unlikely fey companion—all in a day's work for our hero.
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Can’t go wrong with a coven of horny vampires!
- By Davis on 06-25-25
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Shifter City Hero
- An Urban Fantasy Adventure (A Lion's Pride, Book 1)
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Jude Erin, Rhys David
- Length: 13 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Become a shifter. Build my pride. Be the leader these people need. I’ve always known I was different. There’s a beast inside me, clawing to get free—and it finally breaks loose when I return to Thornveil City, a magic-soaked metropolis crawling with shifters.
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Wow I'm loving the story and build up.
- By Posiden300 on 06-25-25
By: Shane Hammond
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Hear, O Earth!
- A Prayer for Earthrise, Book 1
- By: Daniel Arenson
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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From beyond the galaxy. From beyond human understanding. They came with one mission. To kill us all. Some call them aliens. Others call them gods. Their tentacles grip worlds. Their malice destroys civilizations. They've crushed a million planets. Now they crave Earth. Marco and Addy, veterans of the Alien Wars, are retired. They fought for many years. They saved Earth many times. Now they're raising their children in a peaceful forest. They've earned this peace. But Earth needs them. More than ever. Because a war is coming. A war unlike any before. A war that can devour our very galaxy.
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Didn’t like it much
- By Watching and Reading on 06-15-25
By: Daniel Arenson
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The Connection
- Forging Steel
- By: Gaston King
- Narrated by: Gaston King, Marcus Roberts
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
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In the year 3045, lies 18-year-old Justin Steele, mentored for the past decade by his grandfather in combat and the intricacies of the animal kingdom. Seeking recognition from his father, Noah, the top protector of their country Ignacia, Justin strives to forge his own path by surpassing the difficult trials of the Wildlife Training Program (WT). Each member is awarded an animal partner, and the pair are reintroduced into a select part of the country depending on the assigned animal. Justin’s journey unfolds as he is partnered with Coco, a South American coatimundi.
By: Gaston King
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Mech Wake 2: A HaremLit Men's Adventure
- By: Colby Gray
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
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With the fiery newcomer Shae joining the team, survival depends on raw instinct, tactical brilliance, and steamy sync sessions that push them past their limits.
By: Colby Gray
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Seventhblade
- By: Tonia Laird
- Narrated by: Dani Cochrane
- Length: 11 hrs and 42 mins
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After the murder of T’Rayles’s adopted son, the infamous warrior and daughter of the Indigenous Ibinnas returns to the colonized city of Seventhblade, ready to tear the streets asunder in search of her son’s killer. T’Rayles must lean into the dangerous power of her inherited sword and ally herself with questionable forces, including the Broken Fangs, an alliance her mother founded, now fallen into greed and corruption, and the immortal Elraiche, a powerful and manipulative deity exiled from a faraway land.
By: Tonia Laird
another banger!
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Great Series
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Fantastic Story and Voices
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