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David Lonergan
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T A Jenkins
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An old-fashioned vampire sucks at dating in the modern world. A downtrodden supervillain seeks revenge against the hero who ruined his life. A couple of sweet old ladies enjoy some delicious Earl Grey tea.
From action-packed tales of vengeance and adventure to sweet romance and awkward first dates, this curious collection of creative, comical, and cautionary tales will amuse and horrify you.
©2016 T. A. Jenkins (P)2018 T. A. JenkinsListeners also enjoyed...
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