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- My Haunted Blender's Gay Love Affair and Other Twisted Tales, Book 3
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 3 hrs and 37 mins
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A Haunted Blender Story
Ryan Caulfield is a devout avoider of risk, so it comes as a surprise when he agrees to help a group of supernatural law enforcers catch Zeus (the god voted Least Likely to Keep It in His Pants). But how could he say no? He's nothing if not law-abiding, even if it's a legal code from another plane of existence. Besides, it all seems harmless enough...at least until the half-naked and all-hot immortal with wings and horns shows up.
In his century as an investigator for the Olympic pantheon, Leander of the eroté has solved a lot of cases and slept with a lot of humans. But on this investigation, it looks like he won't be doing either. His assigned task is bogus, and the most alluring mortal he's ever met is determined to avoid hooking up.
But the pull Leander feels toward Ryan the bartender won't let him turn his attention away for long. Soon, he finds himself interested in much more than his usual dalliances with mortals. Now if only he can convince Ryan he's worth the risk.
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Colin Spencer is a tattoo artist with a past he'd prefer to keep a secret. Actually, he has a few secrets that he'd rather people didn't know about, which is why Colin doesn't do commitment. But when a shy sailor approaches him at the gym, Colin finds this guy pushing all his buttons. Growing up in a conservative family, then escaping with the Navy, Daniel Moore is an unsure virgin who feels like he can't share his true self with anyone.
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Just Okay
- By Mosogogo on 07-16-19
By: L.A. Witt
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Hard As It Gets
- A Hard Ink Novel, Book 1
- By: Laura Kaye
- Narrated by: Seraphine Valentine
- Length: 12 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Trouble just walked into Nicholas Rixey's tattoo parlor. Becca Merritt is warm, sexy, wholesome, pure temptation to a very jaded Nick. He's left his military life behind to become co-owner of Hard Ink Tattoo, but Becca is his ex-commander's daughter. Loyalty won't let him turn her away. Lust has plenty to do with it too. With her brother presumed kidnapped, Becca needs Nick. She just wasn't expecting to want him so much.
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2 things you should know before you buy...
- By constructivefeedback on 07-03-14
By: Laura Kaye
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On My Knees
- By: Meredith Wild
- Narrated by: William Munt, Jennifer Mack
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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Haunted by the responsibility of caring for her troubled family, Maya Jacobs gave the only answer she could when Cameron asked her to marry him. Years later, entrenched in a soulless professional routine, she distracts herself from the lingering regret of her decision with a "work hard, play hard" lifestyle that guarantees no man will ever find his way into her heart again.
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Finally, a relatable love story!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-28-15
By: Meredith Wild
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Lover Undercover
- By: Samanthe Beck
- Narrated by: Holly Fielding
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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Yoga instructor Kylie Roberts is the good twin. At least she was - until an accident forces Kylie to step into her twin's sexy stilettos at a posh Hollywood "men's club". But nothing could've prepared Kylie for the dead body in the club's parking lot or the ridiculously hot detective who insists the killer is targeting her regulars.
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Romantic Mystery Page Turner
- By Catherine on 07-07-15
By: Samanthe Beck
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Seducing Cinderella
- By: Gina L. Maxwell
- Narrated by: Holly Fielding
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
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Mixed martial arts fighter Reid Andrews’s chance to reclaim his title as light-heavyweight champ is shattered when he’s injured only months before the rematch. To make sure he’s healed in time, his trainer sends him to recuperate under a professional’s care - Reid’s best friend’s little sister, all grown up....
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Good story but bad narrator!!!!
- By Kristin on 04-20-13
By: Gina L. Maxwell
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Spice 'N' Solace
- By: KC Burn
- Narrated by: Richard Magnus
- Length: 3 hrs and 38 mins
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Every year, Jathan One-Moon faces increasing pressure that he marry and have children. What Jathan really wants is a male mate that can enjoy both playful sex and his more dominant nature. To tame his stress, Jathan orders a male escort from Spice 'n' Solace, the premier male brothel in the Galactic Alliance - and is thrilled to be sent a man whose air of innocence and obvious desire for Jathan arouse him like never before.
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Awesome K.C. Burn book!
- By Candateshia Pafford on 11-02-13
By: KC Burn
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A Girl Like Her
- By: Talia Hibbert
- Narrated by: Rupert Channing
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
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After years of military service, Evan Miller wants a quiet life. The small town of Ravenswood seems perfect - until he stumbles upon a vicious web of lies with his new neighbor at its center. Ruth Kabbah is rude, awkward, and - according to everyone in town - bad news. Thing is, no one will tell Evan why. Does she perform ritual sacrifices? Howl at the moon? Pour the milk before the tea? He has no clue. But he desperately wants to find out. The more Evan’s isolated, eccentric neighbor pushes him away, the more he wants her.
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A Love Story - plain and simple
- By LexiLikesLiterature on 02-16-19
By: Talia Hibbert
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No Dress Required
- Love Required, Book 1
- By: Cari Quinn
- Narrated by: Mackenzie Harte
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
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After years of ho-hum dating, Noelle Gregory is tired of fooling around. There's only ever been one guy for her—Jake Conroy, her best friend's older brother. Now that Jake's back in town, she's headed to his sister's New Year's Eve party to make her move. Purse full of condoms? Check. Sparkly dress guaranteed to show Jake the sexy woman she's become? Check. Carjacker that makes off with both two hours before the party? Check.
By: Cari Quinn
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The Fall Up
- By: Aly Martinez
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers, Aiden Snow
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
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I wanted to jump. He made me fall. As a celebrity, I lived in the public eye, but somewhere along the way, I'd lost myself in the spotlight. Until he found me. Sam Rivers was a gorgeous, tattooed stranger who saved my life with nothing more than a simple conversation. But we were both standing on that bridge for a reason the night we met. The secrets of our pasts brought us together - and then tore us apart. Could we find a reason to hold on as life constantly pulled us down?
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Absolutely gorgeous!
- By Quinn Bowman on 12-28-17
By: Aly Martinez
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Bound by Nature
- By: Cooper Davis
- Narrated by: Brock Thompson
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
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As Hayden and Josh journey through rituals - and intimacies - that will knit their souls for life, passion and anger flares, revealing a powerful secret. In a different world, they might have been friends. Now, face to face after five years, the bitterness in Hayden’s eyes fills Josh with regret for what could have been - should have been.
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Incongruous Main Conflict in a Shifter World
- By Jovan on 07-17-17
By: Cooper Davis
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Say You'll Be Mine
- By: Maria Luis
- Narrated by: Jae Delane
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Twelve years and too many pairs of stilettos later, Shaelyn Lawrence is back where she started: New Orleans. She's returned only to take care of her grandmother, and after that? She's out, hopefully long before she sees irresistible Brady Taylor, the boy who stomped all over her heart. But when a family member approaches her for help, there's only one person she can to turn to...and he's just as infuriatingly sexy as she remembers. Oh boy. New Orleans Detective Brady Taylor has his sights on the finish line: getting promoted to sergeant.
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Horrible Narration Ruined the Entire Book
- By JC on 07-07-20
By: Maria Luis
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Bait & Switch
- Alphas Undone, Book 1
- By: Kendall Ryan
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Alexandria Wilde
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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I'm a rescuer. It's in my DNA. Stray dogs. Stray women... But this one doesn't need rescuing. She needs something real, but I never keep the ones I rescue. I could let her go...but I can't watch her walk away. I'm an ex-Navy SEAL, and I never give up on a mission.
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Middle of the book
- By Davis on 07-05-16
By: Kendall Ryan
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- Jessica
- 09-21-17
Good, but...
Loved the narration, but probably the first time I have thought that a story could be shorter. Basically all the important stuff happened at the start and ending, leaving the middle kinda dull and boring where they just were at the bar waiting to finde Zeus, who for the record only was a backstory to why all the imortals ended up at the bar to begin with. No battles or confrontations at all. There was however some hot sex...
Think the story could have been much better if there had been more work to it, felt kinda thrown together. Was a interesting idee but dont think it well executed. There were some good parts too with funny jokes, but not enought to make me love the story.
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- Guy Venturi
- 06-27-20
Horny means you have horns. Not how many or where.
Mythical creatures and ancient gods have long been talked about. But what if they are real? What if magic and mayhem are real? What if there is still interaction between gods and men or women?
When events and information reveal the secrets of the ages, you may be surprised by who you are. or who your friends are. New relationships and new body parts like wings and horns can change your life forever.
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- Morgan A Skye
- 10-26-17
Great Halloween Listen!
Anne Tenino is one of those authors that can be hit or miss for me. I don’t like the BDSMy aspect of some of her stories so that can put me off. This, however is not like anything by her, that I’ve read. It wasn’t BDSMy but it wasn’t her usual writing style either.
There are aspects of this that totally worked: it’s creative and unique with a ton of potential. Maybe it’s length keeps it from being MORE … but there were times when I was racing along – on the track – then we’d take a left and I’d be scratching my head wondering “which way did he go?”
Mostly, I was confused by everyone’s motivations and felt they were a bit contradictory at times, but I don’t really want to spoil anything by being specific. There are also a lot of characters introduced – and if this were the beginning to a series – that’d make sense – however – I’m not sure that’s the case. What we’re left with is a bunch of really interesting characters and not much idea as to their purpose.
In a short story every word is vital, so I tend to really look for sharp editing to make the story pop. I’m not sure this got the editing it deserved.
I was very compelled by the premise and would love to see more from this “world” and maybe a sequel or follow up to the MCs themselves because it does seem fascinating.
I give this 3.75 of 5 stars because it was funny and sweet and I really liked the idea, but it didn’t quite live up to my expectations of what this author can do.
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Nick J Russo is the main reason I picked this up. I absolutely love listening to him and he can entertain me effortlessly so I knew he’d do a great job of bringing this to life.
He’s great with timing and has a very erotic voice that suited these characters perfectly.
5 of 5 stars
Overall 4.25 (rounded to 4.5) stars of 5
I would definitely recommend this – overall- I think it was a great listen and though the story wasn’t perfect – it was fun and a wonderful fit for the season!
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- CelticRedDragon
- 04-18-18
Awesome
I loved this book. It made me laugh and the story was well put together.
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- WMG
- 09-23-17
Wild story!
I've read and listened to a few books by Anne Tenino and have enjoyed all of them. Add Nick J Russo as the narrator and you have a fantastic listening experience! This story is no exception, interesting and sexy! Use a credit, you won't regret it.
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- zoe pappa
- 04-24-21
awesome!
I love Greek mythology and this was amazing! I really enjoyed it. And the narrator was brilliant.
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