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Muffy Newtown
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Josh Goodman
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Sara Ney
About this listen
Zeke Daniels isn't just a douchebag; he's an asshole.
A total and complete jerk, Zeke keeps people at a distance. He has no interest in relationships - most assholes don't.
Dating? Being part of a couple? Nope. Not for him.
He's never given any thought to what he wants in a girlfriend, because he's never had any intention of having one.
Shit, he barely has a relationship with his family, and they're related; his own friends don't even like him.
So why does he keep thinking about Violet DeLuca?
Sweet, quiet Violet - his opposite in every sense of the word.
The light to his dark, even her damn name sounds like rays of sunshine and happiness and shit.
And that pisses him off, too.
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As Tampa Bay's star center, Mark Carmelo's life was hockey, and after a bitter and public break up, all he wanted to do was focus on the game. Until he saw her - the one that got away, the one he thought he'd never see again. For 13 years, Stevie West drowned in her lackluster life. Recently divorced from her “roommate” with passionless benefits, she was ready to start over on her own. Until she ran into him. The same man she'd met one year ago. The temptation that had finally given her the courage to find herself again.
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 04-03-18
By: A. M. Johnson
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Dirty Secret
- Burke Brothers, Book 1
- By: Emma Hart
- Narrated by: Lidia Dornet, Iggy Toma
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
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Conner Burke never expected Sofie Callahan to come back. Where she's been for the last two and half years is a mystery, and so is the reason she left in the first place. Now, though, she's back in their hometown of Shelton Bay, South Carolina, at the same time Conner's band Dirty B. is home on a tour break.
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Beat a dead horse
- By holly f on 04-08-15
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Trust the Focus
- In Focus, Book 1
- By: Megan Erickson
- Narrated by: Marc Bachmann
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
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With his college graduation gown expertly pitched into the trash, Justin Akron is ready for the road trip he planned with his best friend, Landry, and ready for one last summer of escape from his mother's controlling grip. Climbing into the Winnebago his father left him, they set out across America in search of the sites his father had captured through the lens of his Nikon.
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Trust The Focus
- By SoCalBookFiend on 02-21-18
By: Megan Erickson
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Say You'll Be Mine
- By: Maria Luis
- Narrated by: Jae Delane
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Twelve years and too many pairs of stilettos later, Shaelyn Lawrence is back where she started: New Orleans. She's returned only to take care of her grandmother, and after that? She's out, hopefully long before she sees irresistible Brady Taylor, the boy who stomped all over her heart. But when a family member approaches her for help, there's only one person she can to turn to...and he's just as infuriatingly sexy as she remembers. Oh boy. New Orleans Detective Brady Taylor has his sights on the finish line: getting promoted to sergeant.
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Horrible Narration Ruined the Entire Book
- By JC on 07-07-20
By: Maria Luis
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Spider
- By: Ilsa Madden-Mills
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood, Rusty Coles
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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He calls himself Spider. I just knew him as the sinfully gorgeous guy with eyes of fire that fate sat next to me on the airplane. I didn’t know who he really was...British rock star...my stepbrother. He kissed me because he thought we’d never see each other again. We would. Everyone warned me about him. They told me he was ruthless and cold and screwed up. They said he’d leave me with a hole in my heart. Maybe I should have listened. Maybe I should have built up a fortress to keep him out. But I crumbled instead.
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LOVE STORY, RIGHT?
- By Avephoenix on 10-20-18
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Ethan & Wyatt
- By: K. A. Mitchell
- Narrated by: Cooper North, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Ethan may have followed his high school sweetheart to college only to get dumped his first day there, but that won't stop him from exploring his new life. Things start looking up when he meets Wyatt, who's mysterious, grouchy, hot - and possibly not gay. When their friendship deepens into something neither expects, Ethan has a new challenge: convince Wyatt this isn't just a pity fling but something more serious.
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Great Story
- By Anonymous User on 04-17-19
By: K. A. Mitchell
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The End Game
- By: Kate McCarthy
- Narrated by: Taryn Eva, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 15 hrs and 10 mins
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The public loves a good scandal. Seeing someone fall from the pinnacle of success makes a great headline. No one knows that better than I do. What started out as a promising career in college football, spiraled into scandal and shame. But being a hero is easier said then done. Especially when there are those who expected to see the great Brody Madden fail. I craved nothing except being the best - willing to do anything to prove them wrong. But I went too far, and I tried too hard, and it broke me.
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very good
- By Kindle Customer on 10-25-22
By: Kate McCarthy
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Tonic
- By: Staci Hart
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Kirsten Leigh
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
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Joel Anderson doesn't take anything seriously. Not his relationships, which have been few and far between since his brutal divorce. Not the drama of working in a tattoo parlor, which seems to be around every corner. When things get him down, he smiles and cracks a joke. But he's not the kind of man you cross, or you'll find yourself at the wrong end of his fists. A standalone romantic comedy.
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3.5 Tonic Stars
- By whatcha.listening.to on 02-05-17
By: Staci Hart
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Where We Belong
- By: K. L. Grayson
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Samantha Prescott
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
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Regret, she's a snarky little bitch. I've tried several times to regret the events that took place on June 5, 2008, but for the life of me, I can't. I'd never regret the pain, the suffering, or the heartache because they ultimately led me to the place I am in now. And I can't regret the place I am in now. What I still can't figure out is this: How is it possible that the single worst day of my life inadvertently became the very best day? Five years ago my life was irrevocably changed. Seventeen minutes was all it took to lose my best friend, to lose the love of my life.
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Where We Belong
- By Susan C. Vallese on 07-02-18
By: K. L. Grayson
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Mayhem
- By: Jamie Shaw
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Adam Verner
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When college freshman Rowan Michaels meets gorgeous, up-and-coming rock star Adam Everest, she knows a player like him is the last thing she needs after her ex-boyfriend shattered her heart. But she can't stop thinking about the kiss they shared on his tour bus. On the first day of school, Rowan is stunned when Adam saunters into her French class. He's soon failing miserably, and, on a whim, she offers to tutor him. But Adam doesn't recognize her as a makeup-free, glasses-clad college student.
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I love a feel good love story and a Rock Star!
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 04-07-17
By: Jamie Shaw
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Undeclared
- The Woodlands, Book 1
- By: Jen Frederick
- Narrated by: Connor Kelly-Eiding, Andrew Eiden
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For four years, Grace Sullivan wrote to a Marine she never met, and fell in love. But when his deployment ended, so did the letters. Ever since that day, Grace has been coasting, academically and emotionally. The one thing she's decided? No way is Noah Jackson - or any man - ever going to break her heart again.
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Swoon
- By KH on 09-18-14
By: Jen Frederick
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Knocked Up
- Crazy Love, Book 2
- By: Stacey Lynn
- Narrated by: Pippa Jayne, John Lane
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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For the first time in my life, I'm living for myself - not for my parents and their ridiculous expectations. I gave up on my MBA, dropped out of the Ivy League, and moved to Portland to pursue my dream of becoming an artist. And what's the first thing I do? Get knocked up. For a tatted-up sex god, Braxton Henley seems way too eager to "be there for me". Is this guy serious? Maybe. He sure is patient. Because he won't back down until I admit what I know in my heart: that our one-night stand might've led me to the one.
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Wonderful
- By Dawn on 11-13-18
By: Stacey Lynn
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Tap That
- By: Jennifer Blackwood, RC Boldt
- Narrated by: Brooke Bloomingdale, Christian Fox
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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Callie: I have a secret. It’ll get me fired if my boss ever finds out...which shouldn’t be a problem except for one thing: my coworker, Reid Morgan. He’s cocky, aggravating, and that hot-as-sin mouth simultaneously makes me want to slap him and melt into the mattress. Now that he’s discovered my secret, he’s doing everything in his power to take my job.
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Super Cute
- By Mandi on 09-26-18
By: Jennifer Blackwood, and others
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The Last Guy
- By: Ilsa Madden-Mills, Tia Louise
- Narrated by: Brooke Hayden, Patrick Garrett
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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The first rule of office romance is don't do it - especially if your dream is to hold the anchor spot on the nightly news and your boss is trying to get you fired. But one look at Cade Hill, the sexy new sports director, and uptight reporter Rebecca Fieldstone is daydreaming about other things. Sex in his office...Sex in the on-set kitchen...Sex in the supply closet.... She can't stop thinking about the former NFL quarterback and how perfect he'd look between her sheets - except he's an arrogant jerk with a huge...ego.
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A Rom-Com to Remember!!
- By Shannon on 02-08-18
By: Ilsa Madden-Mills, and others
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- Tami
- 09-29-17
Friggin Zeke
I love this book. I love this audible. It gives me life. Josh Goodman is amazing.
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- Mindy Lou
- 08-14-20
Good!
I liked it and it was good. There were some funny moments and the ending was pretty sweet.
The hero is a jerk and very standoffish. He didn't want to be around anyone or treat anyone decently. The heroine is very shy, sweet and struggles socially. Because of their behavior, it was why the ending was so sweet to finally see them let down their walls.
I borrowed the audiobook on audio escape and really enjoyed the two narrators. I would recommend the audiobook if you want to check out this book.
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- Michella L. Patane
- 03-28-18
5 amazing listen stars!
My favorite of the series so far! I absolutely loved Zeke! The biggest douchebag with the biggest heart! Violet is perfect for him. She doesn’t take his crap and while subtly teaching him how to be social and kind. Amazing story that grips you from the beginning and has you hooked until the end. Muffy Newtown and Josh Goodman nailed it! Their narration was spot on and addicting. I highly recommend this audiobook!
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- Jordan T
- 03-20-18
Entertaining but Appropriately Titled: Douchebag
Where Oz was crude, Zeke Daniels is just plain mean. Angry about everything and mean to everybody. Ever since is roommate, Oz, started dating James, he's been meaner than ever (particularly to James). He has a serious attitude problem and its about to get him kicked off the wrestling team.
Violet DeLuca is intelligent, kind-hearted, and relatively subdued. When Zeke comes storming up to the information desk of the library demanding his tutor (her), she's intimidated and decides to fail to mention that the woman he's looking for is her. When she happens to run into him in the grocery store while babysitting, he figures it out. So when he comes back for a tutoring session, she doesn't have much of a choice, even if he is snapping at her like a rabid dog.
Zeke end up spending a decent amount of time together via both tutoring and play dates. Zeke has been forced into the Big Brothers Big Sisters program as a requirement for staying on the wrestling team. He is pissed about it (surprise, surprise) and has no idea what to do with the kid. With Violet's help, they decide on various locations for the play dates. The kids are absolutely thrilled. Her kind-hearted nature shines through in everything she does. The more time he spends with Violet, the less he starts degrading her in his mind. She begins to intrigue him more and more until they start pseudo-dating (mostly having sex and spending time together). After Zeke humiliates Violet in front of his friends one too many times, she has had enough. When he comes to apologize, she completely puts him in his place. And he starts seeing that she's right and he really needs to change. And that he really wants to be with her, whatever it takes. But how to make that a reality when she has told him she never wants to see him again?
This book features a HEA ending with no cliffhanger. It is not very crude, like The Studying Hours, but involves a lot of anger and fowl language (on Zeke's part). If swear words offend you, I would suggest not reading this book. It also contains a little semi-explicit, yet tasteful, sex. As it goes with this series, Zeke is a complete douchebag for the majority of the book.
I listened to the Audible version of the book and very much enjoyed the narration by Josh Goodman and Muffy Newtown. The sections from Violet's perspective are read by Muffy and those from Zeke's perspective by Josh. The do a great job of reflecting the emotions of the characters (it was like I could literally feel the brunt of Zeke's anger). They also are fantastic at sex noises. With their narration, I was in the story until the very end.
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- Mom and Wife who loves romance😍
- 09-28-19
The Douchebag you love ❤ to hate!
I loved Zeke's story.. It was very captivating. Love Sara I buy almost all her books.. Loving everything about this series…
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- BB
- 08-17-20
Wonderful!
This book was everything the first book in this series should have been. While the first book focused on the H/h lusting after each other, this one focuses on the developing feelings between the H/h.
Great premise. Great characters. Instead of instalove, the reader is along for the journey as Zeke and Violet fall in love. Both the hero and heroine experience character growth throughout the book, each one being pushed out of their comfort zone by the other.
Zeke and Violet are great characters and perfect for each other. Zeke is an intriguing hero; a man who isn't what he seems but who puts on a mask to keep others at arm's length. Violet is kind, gentle and compassionate, however, she possesses a fierce strength that isn't readily apparent.
Their story is one of the best romances I have listened to/read this year. I highly recommend it.
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- lindseydomokur
- 10-14-20
What a douche!
I found myself ACTUALLY SAYING “what a douchebag” out loud a few times. Then I would laugh to myself because, well Duh. This guy was a huge douche. Huge! It’s like he didn’t know how to even act around other humans. I absolutely loved his epiphany and his growth. I’m loving my binge of Sara’s books. This was no exception. Zeke was such a jerk but he really changed and his eyes were opened by Violet. This series is just so good.
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- Ezinwanyi
- 06-28-19
Douchy Athlete was actually likable
Like the previous book, it became clear early into the audiobook that there were redeeming qualities about Zeke. He was rude yet nice. He was selfish but subtly thoughtful. I love when authors give us complex beings because most people aren’t all good or all evil. Zeke was definite someone that had to grow on you. The heroine Violet was definitely an endearing character but she had to search benefit his prickly personally to get to the heart of the hero.
The writing was entertaining, enjoyable and believable. The narrator kept my attention. I was completely engaged from beginning to the end. This was definitely one of the best books I’ve listened to all year. I can’t wait for book 3.
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- Shoe Monger
- 07-31-19
Collage days
Stupid your men in college finding themselves through the strength of a strong young woman.
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- Kelly B.
- 04-30-19
Enjoyed this book!
As many of the reviews state you REALLY don’t like the guy at first. But as it goes you really get to know him and loved how the story went. Really enjoyed it and I highly recommend this serious!
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