How to Leave the House
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Christian Coulson
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Imogen Wilde
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Nathan Newman
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“Profound—and profoundly sidesplitting.”—Bobby Finger, The New York Times
It's Natwest's last day before he leaves for university, and there's only one thing on his mind: the deeply embarrassing package he ordered to his house—which still hasn't arrived. He won't leave town without it. Any alternative is too distressing to consider. . .
This is the story of twenty-four hours in the life of Natwest, and his small-town odyssey in pursuit of the missing package. And yet it's also the story of a middle-aged dentist who dreams of being a respected artist—but the only thing he can seem to paint is the human mouth. And it's the story of a tortured imam involved in a quasi-romantic entanglement with the local vicar; and an octogenerian mourning the death of her secretive husband; and a troubled teenager whose nudes have leaked on the internet. It's the story of Natwest's obnoxious ex-boyfriend, and his class-traitor mother and her childhood boyfriend, and the life-changing secrets he knows about Natwest's past.
Alternating between Natwest's idiosyncratic inner world and the perspectives of the other characters—and dazzling in its energy, imagination and originality—this is an outrageously funny and tenderly moving story about being connected to everyone and everything at all times; about love, friendship, and the lies we tell ourselves; about unhappy endings, happy endings—and whether anything really is as simple as one or the other.
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
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- Keri K.
- 11-17-24
Thoughtful and funny
The performance couldn’t have been better. His dry narration made the comedy stand out in a in a somehow inobvious way.
The story itself was a simple intertwining day in the lives of a few in a small town. Yet it still held meaning and thoughtfulness above its simplicity. And the humor was stellar.
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- LadyReader
- 09-27-24
Just strange
Not my favorite but I finished it. I didn’t care for the main character and it skipped around in ways I couldn’t follow. I enjoyed some of the other characters.
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- Anonymous User
- 10-18-24
Content!!!
Horrible content. Not even sure how this landed in my library! So sorry if I ordered it by mistake
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-06-24
Not as described
The plot and themes are not as described in the summary. The book is all about this guy’s penis, being bisexual and other plenty of other sexual imagery. Not engaging, not interesting - sorry author, not for me.
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