How to Summon a Fairy Godmother: A Laugh-Out-Loud Fairytale What-If
Fairies and Familiars, Book 1
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Laura J. Mayo
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If a fairy godmother can get one sister into a marriage, getting another out of one should be easy…
Lady Theodosia Balfour has certainly gotten the short end of the stick—her stepsister, the newly crowned Princess Beatrice, is telling everyone in polite society that Theo, her sister, and their mother are evil, wicked, and horrid people who treated her like a slave. Though Theo knows this isn't exactly true, it seems her life is thoroughly ruined by the rumor. With the Balfour family estate on the verge of bankruptcy, Theo's only path forward is a forced betrothal to the Duke of Snowbell, a foul-tempered geezer who wishes only to use her as a brood mare for spare heirs.
Desperate for help, Theo clings to the only thing that might save her: the rumor of a fairy godmother, one that supposedly helped her stepsister secure a prince. After discovering a way to summon a fairy in Beatrice's old room, Theo thinks her prayers have been answered. But the fairy she meets isn't at all what she imagined. Drop-dead gorgeous, incredibly cunning, and slightly devious, Cecily of the Ash Fairies is much more interested in gathering powerful favors and smoking her pipe than providing charitable magic for humans in a bind.
Before she receives magical assistance, Cecily sets Theo to three tasks, seemingly to prove that Theo is a selfless and kind person. Helping her along the way are Cecily's familiars, the flirty human-turned-mockingbird Phineas and the aloof Kasra, a fox shapeshifter who should not be as handsome as he is for someone with such cutting remarks. As Theo works on her tasks, she shockingly finds kinship with the magical creatures she's helping, and starts to wonder if a continued life among her human peers is what she really wants after all.
From debut author Laura J. Mayo comes a hilarious new spin on the Cinderella tale!
©2024 Laura J. Mayo (P)2024 OrbitListeners also enjoyed...
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- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Homebody Lex McCall loves her sleepy Vermont town and quiet bookstore job. After her family, friends, and exes all moved away to seek futures elsewhere, Lex set one rule: no dating tourists, newcomers, or anyone else who is bound to leave her behind. When the bookshop owner, eager to off-load the supposedly haunted building, offers to sell the store to Lex at an unbeatable price, Lex jumps at the chance to further put down roots.
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Not engaging
- By Mary B on 10-28-24
By: Amber Roberts
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Nightstrider
- Nightstrider, Book 1
- By: Sophia Slade
- Narrated by: Honey St. Dennis
- Length: 13 hrs and 24 mins
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Wren is a nightmare: a deadly manifestation of the frightening dreams of humans. She is forever bound to the insidious Para Warwick, the only night creature who can cross the boundary between the dream and waking realms. When she fails to retrieve information on a weapon that could finally end Warwick’s reign and is severely punished, she makes a snap decision to aid the growing rebellion in finding it. Here, she meets Alaric, another nightmare hell-bent on atoning for his sins. Though wildly suspicious of one another, they form a tentative pact to take down Warwick once and for all.
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Five stars!
- By Amazon Customer on 10-10-24
By: Sophia Slade
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Red in Tooth and Claw
- By: Lish McBride
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
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Faolan Kelly’s grandfather is dead. She’s alone in the world and suddenly homeless, all because the local powers that be don’t think a young man of seventeen is mature enough to take over his grandfather’s homestead…and that’s with them thinking Faolan is a young man. If she revealed that her grandfather had been disguising her for years, they would marry her off at the first opportunity. The mayor finds a solution that serves everyone but Faolan: He hires a gunslinger to ship her off to the Settlement, a remote fort where outcasts live under the leadership of His Benevolence Gideon Dillard.
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3.75 stars
- By Jason on 10-14-24
By: Lish McBride
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The Village Library Demon-Hunting Society
- By: C. M. Waggoner
- Narrated by: Cindy Piller
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
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Librarian Sherry Pinkwhistle keeps finding bodies—and solving murders. But she's concerned by just how many killers she's had to track down in her quaint village. None of her neighbors seem surprised by the rising body count...but Sherry is becoming convinced that whatever has been causing these deaths is unnatural. When someone close to Sherry ends up dead, and her cat, Lord Thomas Crowell, becomes possessed by what seems to be an ancient demon, Sherry begins to think she’s going to need to become an exorcist as well as an amateur sleuth.
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Cozy Supernatural Whodunit Murder Mystery
- By Stephanie on 10-11-24
By: C. M. Waggoner
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The Last Dragon of the East
- By: Katrina Kwan
- Narrated by: Eric Yang, Feodor Chin
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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At the spry young age of twenty-five, Sai has led a quiet life, keeping the family teahouse up and running—even if that means ignoring the past-due notices—and taking care of his ailing mother. But he has a not-so-secret gift that he’s parlayed into a side career: he was born with the ability see the red threads of fate between soulmates, which lends itself nicely to matchmaking. Sai has thus far been content not to follow his own thread, the only one he’s ever seen that’s gray and fraying.
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I loved this one!!
- By Amanda Uhls on 11-27-24
By: Katrina Kwan
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Serpents of Sky and Flame
- Merciless Dragons, Book 1
- By: Rebecca F. Kenney
- Narrated by: Christian Black, Verla Bond
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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At the end of a terrible war, a sorcerer casts a curse that destroys every female in the entire race of dragons. In retaliation, Kyreagan, the dragon prince, leads a raid on the sorcerer's kingdom, during which the male dragons snatch human women and carry them off to the dragons' domain. When Princess Serylla is captured by the Prince of Dragons and taken to his cave, she is furious, terrified, and determined to make his existence so miserable he'll either have to kill her or let her go.
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oh my dragon
- By BRANDI on 12-06-24
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Sargassa
- Ex Romana, Book 1
- By: Sophie Burnham
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 15 hrs and 53 mins
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Selah Kleios is twenty-two years old and suddenly one of the most important women in the empires. The role of Imperial Historian is her birthright, something she’s been preparing for since birth—but she was supposed to have more time to learn the role from her father, the previous Historian. In the wake of her father’s sudden and shocking assassination, Selah finds herself custodian of more than just the Imperial Archives, the towering central library that safeguards all collective knowledge of the Roman Imperium and its client empires.
By: Sophie Burnham
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Sorcery and Small Magics
- By: Maiga Doocy
- Narrated by: Ciaran Saward
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Leovander Loveage is a master of small magics. He can summon butterflies with a song or turn someone’s hair pink by snapping his fingers. Though such minor charms don’t earn him much respect, anything more elaborate always blows up in his face, and so Leo vowed long ago never to use powerful magic again. That is, until a mishap with a forbidden spell binds Leo to obey the commands of his longtime rival, Sebastian Grimm. Grimm is Leo’s complete opposite—respected, exceptionally talented, and absolutely insufferable.
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One of My Favorites of the Year
- By User7190 on 10-20-24
By: Maiga Doocy
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Dear Eliza
- By: Andrea J. Stein
- Narrated by: Dani Cochrane
- Length: 9 hrs
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Eliza’s world broke apart when she was sixteen and her mom died of cancer. Now, years later, she has rebuilt her life to include a director-of-development job at a nonprofit, a Manhattan apartment, and an easy-on-the-eyes bedroom buddy—just the kind of no-strings relationship she wants, even if it’s less than her best friend, Mo, thinks she deserves. But when Eliza’s dad dies unexpectedly, her beloved aunt Claude arrives at the shiva with a letter from her mom—to be opened only after her father’s death. Inside the letter? A bombshell.
By: Andrea J. Stein
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The Jamestown Brides
- By: Jennifer Potter
- Narrated by: Charlotte Strevens
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
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Jamestown, England's first real foothold in the New World, was fraught with danger - from starvation and disease to violent skirmishes between colonists and the native populations. Mortality rates were impossibly high: six out of seven settlers died within the first few years. How clear these and other perils were made to the 56 young women who left their homes and boarded ships in England in 1621, nearly 15 years after Jamestown's founding, is not known. But we do know who they were. Their ages ranged from 16 to 28, and they were deemed "young and uncorrupt".
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WOMEN IN HISTORY
- By Grams on 06-29-19
By: Jennifer Potter
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I Did Something Bad
- A Novel
- By: Pyae Moe Thet War
- Narrated by: Jacqui Bardelang
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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When freelance journalist Khin Haymar is assigned by Vogue to get a scoop on Tyler Tun, Hollywood’s hottest movie, she's determined to succeed. Tyler has returned home to Myanmar to shoot his latest film, and if Khin’s able to get an exclusive, there may well be a permanent position waiting for her at Vogue Singapore.
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Rewitched
- By: Lucy Jane Wood
- Narrated by: Evie Hargreaves
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
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Belladonna Blackthorn hasn’t lost her magical spark, precisely . . . but she hasn’t seen it in a while either. With her witchcraft under wraps and a toxic boss making her days miserable, Belle is struggling to keep her beloved Lunar Books afloat and just make it through the day. The last thing she has time for is perfecting her magic. So when her thirtieth birthday brings a summons from her coven and a trial that tests her worthiness as a witch, Belle fears the worst.
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Delightful!
- By Louisa on 11-23-24
By: Lucy Jane Wood
What listeners say about How to Summon a Fairy Godmother: A Laugh-Out-Loud Fairytale What-If
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- M
- 12-15-24
Love a good Cinderella retelling!
This is an incredibly well done retelling of Cinderella, especially as it’s from the POV of one of the stepsisters. It’s fun, witty, and full of action; I am eagerly awaiting the next one!
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- Denise
- 10-14-24
Okay where is the next one
Loved loved loved this one. It is truly laugh out loud funny with plot twists that never seem to end. I am eagerly awaiting this author’s next work. Congrats on a highly entertaining read.
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- AJ
- 10-16-24
Well that was awesome!
Can we make this the cannon Cinderella story? it is much more entertaining and enjoyable than Disney and the OG Brothers Grimm
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- Angela D.
- 12-10-24
Fairytale Retelling
If you love fairytale retellings, this book is perfect for you. It is based on the story of Cinderella but is told from the perspectives of one of the stepsisters and the fairy godmother. The narrative explores why one of the sisters, named Beatrice in this book, was so unkind to Cinderella. It also presents a journey of self-discovery for the step-sister. Additionally, we get a glimpse into the backstory of Cinderella and Prince Charming—spoiler alert: they didn’t fall in love in a single night! If you enjoy magical creatures, creative bargains, schemes, and mischief, you will definitely enjoy this book.
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