
How to Summon a Fairy Godmother: A Laugh-Out-Loud Fairytale What-If
Fairies and Familiars, Book 1
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Josie Charles
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By:
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Laura J. Mayo
About this listen
If a fairy godmother can get one sister into a marriage, getting another out of one should be easy…
Lady Theodosia Balfour has certainly gotten the short end of the stick—her stepsister, the newly crowned Princess Beatrice, is telling everyone in polite society that Theo, her sister, and their mother are evil, wicked, and horrid people who treated her like a slave. Though Theo knows this isn't exactly true, it seems her life is thoroughly ruined by the rumor. With the Balfour family estate on the verge of bankruptcy, Theo's only path forward is a forced betrothal to the Duke of Snowbell, a foul-tempered geezer who wishes only to use her as a brood mare for spare heirs.
Desperate for help, Theo clings to the only thing that might save her: the rumor of a fairy godmother, one that supposedly helped her stepsister secure a prince. After discovering a way to summon a fairy in Beatrice's old room, Theo thinks her prayers have been answered. But the fairy she meets isn't at all what she imagined. Drop-dead gorgeous, incredibly cunning, and slightly devious, Cecily of the Ash Fairies is much more interested in gathering powerful favors and smoking her pipe than providing charitable magic for humans in a bind.
Before she receives magical assistance, Cecily sets Theo to three tasks, seemingly to prove that Theo is a selfless and kind person. Helping her along the way are Cecily's familiars, the flirty human-turned-mockingbird Phineas and the aloof Kasra, a fox shapeshifter who should not be as handsome as he is for someone with such cutting remarks. As Theo works on her tasks, she shockingly finds kinship with the magical creatures she's helping, and starts to wonder if a continued life among her human peers is what she really wants after all.
From debut author Laura J. Mayo comes a hilarious new spin on the Cinderella tale!
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- Christine A Meara
- 03-11-25
Fun, funny and creative
I loved this story! It was a very creative retelling of the old Cinderella story told from one of the step sister’s point of view. I highly recommend for an excellent, light hearted listen.
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- Laurie K Dyche
- 02-03-25
A new take on Cinderella
This was a wonderful story and I’ll be impatiently watching for the next book in the series.
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- M. Modesto
- 03-16-25
A must-read.
I could not stop listening. Amazing author! Highly recommend!! Made me laugh and cry. One of my favorite books!
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- Alysha
- 03-19-25
Such a great listen!
I loved this book! I’m looking forward to the 2nd in this duology. The twists were really good and unexpected. I felt so much sympathy for Theo. I can’t wait to read more.
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- Leasa Marie
- 01-17-25
Quirky and Fun
Laura has taken the fairytale classic Cinderella and turned it into a magically emotional story about one of the ‘wicked’ step-sisters. I thoroughly enjoyed the perspective of Theo and seeing the story through her eyes. Our fairy godmother, Cecily, was fantastically sassy and unorthodox. The narrator was very pleasant to listen to.
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- Karen W.
- 03-24-25
A beautifully written and narrated story
My imagination was captured from the very start. This has to be my favorite book in my Audible collection. The author is incredibly talented and has a way with words that makes you feel part of the story. The narrator was absolutely perfect. I can’t recommend this book enough. You won’t be disappointed.
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- M
- 12-15-24
Love a good Cinderella retelling!
This is an incredibly well done retelling of Cinderella, especially as it’s from the POV of one of the stepsisters. It’s fun, witty, and full of action; I am eagerly awaiting the next one!
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- Deanna Norman
- 03-22-25
I love it!!!!
I didn't think I would like it at first, but it truly surprised me! I can't wait to listen to more books by this author!
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- Denise
- 10-14-24
Okay where is the next one
Loved loved loved this one. It is truly laugh out loud funny with plot twists that never seem to end. I am eagerly awaiting this author’s next work. Congrats on a highly entertaining read.
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- Louisa
- 02-03-25
I loved the narration of this book!
The story was very creative, too. The author developed a story from a child’s bedroom story, and did so completely that I had to completely remind myself that the transformation was done. The resulting story was one that the author should commend herself for.
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