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Narrated by:
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Robert Bradvica
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Alyssa Poon
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By:
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M.E. Thorne
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It’s time for the final showdown. To save the world, we’ll need to slay a mad goddess.
There are no more generals left to fight over, or shards of divinity for the Bitch Goddess to devour. My wives and I have fought across the width and breadth of Amalgam in our battle against the avatar of greed. We’ve defeated zombies, angels, monsters, and horrors beyond count, every victory bringing us to this, the final battle.
When an unexpected offer of aid comes from unlike quarters, my harem and I find ourselves breaking into The City, the Bitch’s bastion. Within the Aurora the rules of reality have been rewritten, all creation bent towards the Bitch’s will. We’ll have to overcome impossible odds and defeat her before the Bitch can remake the world in her twisted image.
But with my wives beside me, I know we’ll succeed. The only question is: how do you kill a god?
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for soft headed idiots
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Fantastic
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Be aware!
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Bounty hunter Ryhalt Galharrow has breathed Misery dust for 20 bitter years. When he's ordered to locate a masked noblewoman at a frontier outpost, he finds himself caught in the middle of an attack by the Deep Kings, one that signifies they may no longer fear the Engine. Only a formidable show of power from the very woman he is seeking, Lady Ezabeth Tanza, repels the assault.
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A very strong start to a promising series
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Chad Johnson built his following by being a troll. Online games, social media, you name it—he's there with a witty comeback. But when he goes too far during a televised stream, he's handed a punishment unlike any other. Instead of the usual ban or suspension, Chad's sentenced to thirty days of full immersion therapy in Isle of Mythos—a world of epic fantasy filled with dungeons and mythical creatures. The twist? He's forced to embody a forest troll, one of the most-despised races in Mythos.
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Kids book
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In the foreboding north, the demonic hordes of the magic-twisted hellscape known as the Worldwound encroach upon the southern kingdoms of Golarion. Their latest escalation embroils a preternaturally handsome and coolly charismatic swindler named Gad, who decides to assemble a team of thieves, cutthroats, and con men to take the fight into the demon lands and strike directly at the fiendish leader responsible for the latest raids - the demon Yath, the Shimmering Putrescence.
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most boring voice ever
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-30-23
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I stories bit slow man characters been whiny but I liked it thank you very much
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- Chadwick Mark
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great end
I wasn't certain when I first started this series but I grew on me and is definitely a memorable experience
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- Jake Anderson
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So great
wow such a great series, I was leary at first starting..... but I'm so glad I did.
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