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Narrated by:
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Andrew Pond
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Ellory Lane
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Edward Black
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By:
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Jay Aury
About this listen
3 Volumes in a single offering! The four rules of freelance villainy are as follows:
1. Always wear a mask
2. Never hurt civilians
3. Never kill the heroes you’re paid to fight.
4. And the bad guy always loses.
As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
But then I got called in to train a new villainess in the fine art of menace, and suddenly I'm dealing with rogue heroes, horny scientists, yandere psychics, and in the crosshairs of one of the biggest bad guys the world has ever known. It's a good thing I'm a villain, because it's time to start breaking some rules...
Villain for Hire is a humorous adventure through the world of heroes, superpowers, love, and villainy. Featuring nefarious plots, monsters, mecha fights, and demonic dressmakers, this men's adventure is sure to delight.
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Amazing Street Hustler Harem Story
- By Phillip Bogan on 09-21-24
By: Micky Carre
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Prism Academy Omnibus, Books 1-5
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 74 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Humanity stands at the brink of extinction. Earth has been bombarded by forces beyond our understanding. In the aftermath, monsters roam the Earth while humanity is forced into a few small safe zones, but not all is lost. When the shadows fell, so too did hope. Progentitor rays birthed a new breed of humans, known as supers. Now those few are all that stands between mankind and death upon the claws and fangs of monsters.
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Gets unlistenable half way through
- By Patrick on 09-07-24
By: David Burke
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Demon Lord Academy
- Demonic Education, Book 1
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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My life was far from perfect, revolving around a dead-end school and caring for my sickly mother. It’s not until a chance encounter with a beautiful and mysterious blonde that I learn the truth about myself. You see, I’m not just an ordinary human. I’m a demon lord, potentially one of the strongest that’s ever lived. My mysterious new friend introduces me to the Academy for Demonic Education, where I learn about my emerging powers alongside my gorgeous classmates, including a shy brunette trying to find her voice as well as a famous shifter princess.
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good story, nicely done.
- By John on 08-28-24
By: Shane Hammond
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Dungeon Revenant
- A Feast of Souls: A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Nicholas Santasier, Alexandra Cohler
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Armand, Lich Lord of the Necropolis, is bored. So very... very bored. He's guarded the greatest dungeon in the world against all comers, but the issue is, no one is coming anymore. No adventurers have fought his reanimated dragon. No heroes have fallen into the spike pits. No one's come to admire the menacing décor of skulls and warnings written in blood on the walls. Nothing! So what's a last boss to do when no one's good enough to challenge his dungeon? Why, build a party himself of course!
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Solid start
- By Heath L. Doolin on 09-30-24
By: Jay Aury
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Saving Supervillains
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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A former villain is living a quiet life, hidden among the masses. Miles has one big secret: He might just be the most powerful super in existence. Those days are behind him. But when a wounded young lady unable to control her superpower needs his help, she shatters his boring life, pulling him into the one place he least expected to be—the Bureau of Superheroes.
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Meh
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 11-07-22
By: Bruce Sentar
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Dashing Devil Omnibus
- Books 1-3
- By: G.D. Brooks
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 41 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Born one of the Powered in a world starving for superhuman defenders, Boyd is both blessed and cursed—blessed in that he was born Powered, possessing superpowers on a world in desperate need of each Hero able to defend humanity from a hostile planet, but cursed in that he is one of the Changed.
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Disgusting
- By jose on 05-21-24
By: G.D. Brooks
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I Don't Want to Be the Hero Omnibus 1
- I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Books 1–3
- By: M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Robert Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess's love. For me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break. I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord.
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Such a great collection
- By Posiden300 on 12-15-24
By: M.E. Thorne
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Making Supers 1
- Making Supers, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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When people started to develop superpowers, the world changed forever. Me? I wasn't one of the lucky ones with powers. So I had to develop more mundane skills, skills which have taken me across the globe on dangerous missions. But there are some missions I’ve always had to refuse. I've never been able to take on a super. They're just too powerful. They're gods, whereas I'm just a man, even with all my knowledge and training. All that changes after I discover my dad's secret research project.
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Mono tone
- By Rjw on 11-24-22
By: Dante King
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Champion, Books 1-3
- By: Jack Porter
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Jessica Threet
- Length: 20 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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New world. New body. Mind-blowing possibilities. Maybe this world full of jaw-droppingly beautiful women and martial arts magic is just some sort of delusion. Maybe this strong, capable body I’ve found myself in isn’t real. But if it is, then there’s a path that could lead me to everything I’ve ever desired. The training comes first.
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One of the quickest Nopes I've ever had
- By Joseph on 08-17-21
By: Jack Porter
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Goblin Apocalypse Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 18 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Thirty years after a failed invasion of the goblin home world, power technician Kevin wakes up in a wrecked Imperial Marine dropship with no clue how he got there. Worse, the planet has been devastated by a biological weapon, and the few survivors are bloodthirsty mutants.
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How it’s Made.
- By Cushman on 03-29-25
By: Michael Dalton
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X-Treme American Dungeon League
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Garth had been the favorite for the number-one draft pick in the next season of the USA's top sport. His college career was supposed to end on a high note… but it didn't. Sabotaged in his final game, he found himself shut out of the Dungeon League of America, forced to retire his jersey in shame. With no other options, he leaned on his university degree and became a licensed psychiatrist and therapist. That should have been the end of his dungeon-crawling days. But then, a new dungeon appeared in his city.
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Hot and Hilarious
- By CBD on 11-05-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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There's a Dungeon in My Basement Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Length: 25 hrs and 43 mins
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After the death of a grandfather he never knew, Caleb Holdstock inherits a mysterious mansion. The place needs a lot of work if its to be liveable, but the truly strange thing about it is what's in the basement. A doorway drawn in chalk. It seems harmless at first, until a midnight encounter with a silver-haired elf proves that this doorway is, in fact, the entrance to another world. With knowledge of a magical world beyond Earth, Caleb's life will never be the same again. And the best thing about it? He can travel back and forth freely.
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Not My Cup of Tea...
- By Brad Marcum on 08-29-24
By: Dante King
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Esoterica: The Omnibus
- The Lovecraftian Saga
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Bruno Anderson, Peggy Greyson
- Length: 29 hrs and 40 mins
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I'd known my fair share of tragedy in the last year. Lost my family, abandoned by my friends... things were looking down. Imagine my surprise when I get ripped out of my own reality and forcibly enrolled in a magic school nestled between the seams of the multiverse. My new purpose? Defend all of creation against the Outer Gods and keep from dying at the hands of the Void Things. But there's something nefarious about my headmistress... something I don't trust. At least I'm not alone anymore.
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Who would rate this 5 star?
- By Jeremy Burklow on 12-30-23
By: Virgil Knightley
Good voice acting
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Very entertaining!
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you can tell the author knows there stuff.
a pleasant surprise?
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when you need a villian call the expert
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The audio in book 2 is beyond scuffed
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