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Narrated by:
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Andrew Pond
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Ellory Lane
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Edward Black
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By:
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Jay Aury
About this listen
3 Volumes in a single offering! The four rules of freelance villainy are as follows:
1. Always wear a mask
2. Never hurt civilians
3. Never kill the heroes you’re paid to fight.
4. And the bad guy always loses.
As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
But then I got called in to train a new villainess in the fine art of menace, and suddenly I'm dealing with rogue heroes, horny scientists, yandere psychics, and in the crosshairs of one of the biggest bad guys the world has ever known. It's a good thing I'm a villain, because it's time to start breaking some rules...
Villain for Hire is a humorous adventure through the world of heroes, superpowers, love, and villainy. Featuring nefarious plots, monsters, mecha fights, and demonic dressmakers, this men's adventure is sure to delight.
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
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- Nicolas
- 10-27-24
a pleasant surprise?
a great take on a classic concept.
you can tell the author knows there stuff.
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- Lane newman
- 02-27-25
when you need a villian call the expert
The omnibus is well worth the listen, while the original voices on book one is great the next set coming for book 2 and three you learn to love, the story is great and too the point so if you have time and want to spend it with some bad girls and a villian trying his best not to be a hero then check out Jay Aurys book it's worth the credit if you have it or paying full price it gives you your moneys worth.
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- kyle
- 02-04-25
The audio in book 2 is beyond scuffed
Idk how they released it sounding like it does book one is good but the audio alone in the first 30 minutes makes you want to refund the bundle
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