
If I Die Before I Wake (Tales of Karma and Fear)
The Better Off Dead Series, Book 1
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Andy Packard
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Jane Alvey Harris
About this listen
Sometimes, Karma’s a Bitch!
Don’t deny it. Your mind has dwelled for hours on the things you would do if your name was Karma. Malevolence towards those that wronged you festers and there is no relief - until now. Plunge headfirst into these sinister tales where karma finally takes control and vengeance is a dish that is best served hot.
The Better Off Dead series delves into the farthest corners of your mind, where your deepest, darkest fears lurk. These masters of horror will haunt your dreams and stalk your nightmares, taking you to the edge of sanity before pushing you to the brink of madness!
Contains stories by Peter Rocha, Steven Pajak, RJ Roles, Red Lagoe, Jane Alvey Harris, Charlotte Munro, R.E. Sargent, Eleanor Merry, Kayla Krantz, and Chris Wilkerson.
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- L. Shannon
- 04-05-21
Just Meh
I bought this book because I enjoyed Volume 2, but this one didn't live up to my expectations. I found my mind wandering frequently during about half of the stories, and I did not enjoy Mr. Packard's narration (sorry).
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- Linda L.
- 09-01-21
Really wanted to like this but it was just ok
The cover art is great. The description is great. The stories are not. I found them to be just fair to average. Some were on the gross side and others I didn't think of as horror at all. I think I'll pass on the next books in the series. I'd hoped for really good horror stories and I'm disappointed.
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- Zombie_Airbrusher
- 08-31-21
May be for YA
Pretty much no fear here. Might be for YA??? But not for me not scary and not narrated well.
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