I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship
Hilarious, Heartwarming Tales About Man's Best Friend from America's Favorite Humorists
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Johnny Heller
About this listen
Critically acclaimed memoirist Wade Rouse has gathered some of America's best known humorists - authors, comedians, and actors - to offer biting commentary on what it means to share a life, and a heart, with a dog. From battling for bed space to trying to transform a pampered NYC pup into a Texas rawhide, and from helping a shelter rescue navigate through her new life to interpreting dog-run dynamics (and politics), being a canine companion has challenges as tough as any agility course. But laughter is just a tail-wag away.
This collection features uncanny insight and witty prose from:
- Jen Lancaster
- Rita Mae Brown
- Laurie Notaro
- Jane Green
- Beth Harbison
- W. Bruce Cameron
- And many others, including a foreword by Chelsea Handler's dog, Chunk
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The Underdogs tells the story of Karen Shirk, felled at age 24 by a neuromuscular disease and facing life as a ventilator-dependent, immobile patient, who was turned down by every service dog agency in the country because she was "too disabled". Her nurse encouraged her to tone down the suicidal thoughts, find a puppy, and raise her own service dog. Karen did this, and Ben, a German shepherd, dragged her back into life.
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A nice good read!
- By Natalie Baranski on 04-05-22
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A Big Little Life
- A Memoir of a Joyful Dog Named Trixie
- By: Dean Koontz
- Narrated by: Christopher Lane
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
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In a profound, funny, and beautifully rendered portrait of a beloved companion, bestselling novelist Dean Koontz remembers the golden retriever who changed his life. A retired service dog, Trixie was three when Dean and his wife, Gerda, welcomed her into their home. She was superbly trained, but her greatest gifts couldn’t be taught: her keen intelligence, her innate joy, and an uncanny knack for living in the moment.
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Indescribable.... I was totally captivated!
- By Leigh on 04-11-13
By: Dean Koontz
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Don't Dump the Dog
- Outrageous Stories and Simple Solutions to Your Worst Dog Behavior Problems
- By: Melinda Roth, Randy Grim
- Narrated by: Erik Synnestvedt
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
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Do you want to dump your dog because he tries to escape your yard? Barks too much? You-know-whats in the house? Doesn’t play well with others? Chewed up your favorite pair of shoes? You wouldn’t be the first person asking to “return” your pet. And dog rescuer Randy Grim has heard every reason under the sun. But before you load Fido into the back of your car, listen to this book. In it, Randy addresses the concerns of dog guardians everywhere by responding to letters that he’s actually received.
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WHEN YOU TAKE A DOG INTO YOUR FAMILY,
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 08-12-14
By: Melinda Roth, and others
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Best Friends
- The True Story of the World's Most Beloved Animal Sanctuary
- By: Samantha Glen
- Narrated by: Juliette Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Discover a place where every animal is safe, loved, and allowed to live out its natural life. Here is the inspiring true story of Best Friends, an animal sanctuary a few dedicated people made happen, and thousands of furry and feathered friends have called home. Meet the residents, including Sinjin, the badly burned black cat and Sparkles, the broken-down packhorse. Meet their rescuers: a famous symphony conductor, a successful architect, veterinarians, and others.
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A MUST Read
- By Tracy on 07-15-11
By: Samantha Glen
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A Dog Walks into a Nursing Home
- Lessons in the Good Life from an Unlikely Teacher
- By: Sue Halpern
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 7 hrs and 4 mins
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At loose ends with her daughter leaving home and her husband on the road, Sue Halpern decided to give herself and Pransky, her under-occupied Labradoodle, a new leash - er, lease - on life by getting the two of them certified as a therapy dog team. Smart, spirited, and instinctively compassionate, Pransky turned out to be not only a terrific therapist but an unerring moral compass. In the unlikely sounding arena of a public nursing home, she led her teammate into a series of encounters with the residents that revealed depths of warmth, humor, and insight Halpern hadn't expected.
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my mistake!
- By joyce on 02-02-14
By: Sue Halpern
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Dog Crazy
- A Novel of Love Lost and Found
- By: Meg Donohue
- Narrated by: Donna Postel
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
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As a pet bereavement counselor, Maggie Brennan uses a combination of empathy, insight, and humor to help patients cope with the anguish of losing their beloved four-legged friends. Though she has a gift for guiding others through difficult situations, Maggie has major troubles of her own that threaten the success of her counseling practice and her volunteer work with a dog rescue organization.
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love
- By Mrs Mommy Booknerd (Mrs Mommy Booknerds Book Reviews) #MMBBR on 02-20-16
By: Meg Donohue
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The Loved Dog
- The Playful, Nonaggressive Way to Teach Your Dog Good Behavior
- By: Tamar Geller, Andrea Cagan
- Narrated by: Renée Raudman
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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More than 15 years ago, Tamar Geller began her career as a dog trainer by observing a scientific study of wolves in the wild. She realized that the socialization and parenting techniques they used to raise their cubs were rooted in bonding, communication, and play: not in aggression, dominance, or punishment. If people used these techniques when training their dogs, she realized, there would be no need for prong collars, choke chains, or any kind of physical or verbal aggression.
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Maybe better read but a terrible listen
- By Leslie on 04-27-07
By: Tamar Geller, and others
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Free Days with George
- Learning Life's Little Lessons from One Very Big Dog
- By: Colin Campbell
- Narrated by: Rudy Sanda
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
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After Colin Campbell went on a short business trip abroad, he returned home to discover his wife of many years had moved out. No explanations. No second chances. She was gone and wasn't coming back. Shocked and heartbroken, Colin fell into a spiral of depression and loneliness. Soon after, a friend told Colin about a dog in need of rescue - a neglected, 140-pound Newfoundland Landseer, a breed renowned for its friendly nature and remarkable swimming abilities.
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Great
- By Diane Downs on 06-17-18
By: Colin Campbell
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Cat Daddy
- What the World's Most Incorrigible Cat Taught Me About Life, Love, and Coming Clean
- By: Jackson Galaxy, Joel Derfner
- Narrated by: Jackson Galaxy
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
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In this book, Galaxy tells the poignant story of his 13-year relationship with a petite gray-and-white short-haired cat named Benny, and gives singular advice for living with, caring for, and loving the feline in your home. When Benny arrived in his life, Galaxy was a down-and-out rock musician with not too much more going on than a part-time job at an animal shelter and a drug problem. Benny's previous owner brought the cat to the shelter in a cardboard box to give him up.
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10 Stars!!!
- By Dawn J on 12-04-12
By: Jackson Galaxy, and others
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A Pedigree to Die For
- A Melanie Travis Mystery
- By: Laurien Berenson
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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The apparent heart attack that killed kennel owner Max Turnbull has left seven pups in mourning, and his wife Peg suspecting foul play. But the only evidence is their missing prize pooch - a pedigreed poodle named Beau.
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Could not get beyond first chapters
- By DamselflyStudio on 11-07-20
By: Laurien Berenson
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Sophie
- The Incredible True Story of the Castaway Dog
- By: Emma Pearse
- Narrated by: Anna-Lisa Horton
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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The story that became a global sensation: Sophie, the Australian cattle dog who was lost at sea and swam six miles through shark-infested waters to a remote island where she survived in the wild for five months.... It was just another day in paradise as Jan and Dave Griffith, along with their blue cattle dog, Sophie, motored out of Mackay Marina for a gorgeous weekend at sea. But when the sky suddenly darkened and the waves turned fierce, the unthinkable happened: Sophie disappeared overboard.
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Boringly predictable
- By Dean on 01-26-12
By: Emma Pearse
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My Gentle Barn
- Creating a Sanctuary Where Animals Heal and Children Learn to Hope
- By: Ellie Laks
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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Founder Ellie Laks started The Gentle Barn after adopting a sick goat from a run-down petting zoo in 1999. Some 200 animals later (including chickens, horses, pigs, cows, rabbits, emus, and more), The Gentle Barn has become an extraordinary nonprofit that brings together a volunteer staff of community members and at-risk teens to rehabilitate abandoned and/or abused animals. My Gentle Barn weaves together the story of how the Barn came to be what it is today with Ellie's own journey.
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Gratitude
- By Kindle customer on 08-29-16
By: Ellie Laks
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- 808jgirl
- 06-13-12
Mildly entertaining
These stories were enjoyable enough but the narrative voices were too stylized for me. I would have preferred more natural reading voices. They sounded like commercial vocal actors and it was highly annoying, but then I dislike 'announcer' type vocals.
The stories themselves were mostly very good, with only a couple mediocre ones, but still, anyone who loves dogs or is perhaps even thinking of getting a dog would enjoy this book overall.
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- Darrell Crocker
- 02-25-13
Made for Smiling
Would you listen to I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship again? Why?
I will listen to the book again. This set of stories made me smile from the opening word until the final conclusion. Delightful, touchy, fiesty, and relevant to all dog lovers. What a fun way to spend a drive in the car!
What was one of the most memorable moments of I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship?
Beth Harrbison's story.
Which scene was your favorite?
All of the short stories are equally delightful.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
Dogs happen.
Any additional comments?
Buy it, you won't regret it.
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- LJ
- 11-04-21
Not that great
Not interested in this type of writing. Boring intro, dragged on way too long and was lame.
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- Eileen A. Stone
- 06-25-12
Aren.t Dogs Great
What made the experience of listening to I'm Not the Biggest Bitch in This Relationship the most enjoyable?
It was just so much fun
Who was your favorite character and why?
Chunk! Just so cute!
Which scene was your favorite?
Too many to mention
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
No I liked story by story
Any additional comments?
I have recomended this to to alot of people
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