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Johannes Cabal The Necromancer

By: Jonathan L. Howard
Narrated by: Christopher Cazenove
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Johannes Cabal, a brilliant scientist and notorious snob, is single-mindedly obsessed in heart and soul with raising the dead. Well, perhaps not soul.... He hastily sold his years ago in order to learn the laws of necromancy. But now, tormented by a dark secret, he travels to the fiery pits of Hell to retrieve it. Satan, who is incredibly bored these days, proposes a little wager: Johannes has one year to persuade 100 people to sign over their souls, or he will be damned forever.

To make the bet even more interesting, Satan throws in that diabolical engine of deceit, seduction, and corruption known as a “traveling circus” to aid in the evil bidding. What better place exists to rob poor sad saps of their souls than the traveling carnivals historically run by hucksters and legendary con men?

With little time to lose, Johannes raises a motley crew from the dead and enlists his brother, Horst, a charismatic vampire, to be the carnival’s barker. On the road through the pastoral English countryside, this team of reprobates wields their black magic with masterful ease, resulting in mayhem at every turn.

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Johannes Cabal was just your average, everyday scientist trying to cure death before he gave up on science and turned to necromancy. To become a necromancer, all he had to do was sell his soul to the devil. Which was fine, he didn't think he'd need it. Turns out he was wrong, though, so he goes to hell to get it back. Only once there, he finds the devil's not so interested in returning it. At least not without making things interesting. So, Cabal and the devil agree on a little wager: If Cabal can collect 100 souls in the span of one year, the devil will return his soul to him. Cabal accepts the challenge not that he really had any choice, unless he wanted to settle for eternal damnation and returns to Earth to discover that the devil has kindly? provided him with a traveling carnival, which Cabal must use in his attempts to acquire those hundred souls.

If Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman had collaborated on another book after Good Omens, or Christopher Moore had been raised in the UK by devil-worshiping carnies, or J. K. Rowling had decided to write a humorous novel but had a cold, black lump of coal in her chest where a heart would otherwise be, Johannes Cabal the Necromancer is the book they, he, or she might have written. Which is to say a laugh-out-loud funny fantasy, with liberal doses of the devil, darkness, and death.

To narrate such a text- one rife with numerous (and challenging) voices and requiring of impeccable comic timing would be a tall order for any actor, but Christopher Cazenove makes it seem as child's play. His sonorous British tone matches up with Jonathan L. Howard's prose precisely, and he provides several unique voices, bringing a wide range of characters to life (some of which are dead!), resulting in a truly remarkable dare I say...flawless? audiobook production.

Given the subject matter of the novel, it's entirely possible Howard and Cazenove sold their souls in exchange for their incredible talents. If you run into either of them, be sure to read very carefully anything they ask you to sign... John Joseph Adams
Dark Humor • Witty Dialogue • Expressive Narration • Compelling Anti-hero • Unique Premise • Clever Writing
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The narrator was just the best that could be for this story. His accents were great, all of them. The story has a solid pace, somewhat like Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell, you either like it or you don't.The humour is as dry as an autumn leaf, and thinly served up, so as not to overwhelm. A very good listen.

Absolutely wonderful narrator

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Non-spoilery summary: A necromancer runs Satan's carnival to recover his soul.

This was a weird one for me. I can't say that I liked it, but I certainly liked parts of it. And, for what it's worth, I am tempted to read another one in the series.

As a horror book, it's undermined by some goofy humor and clunky Lovecraft references. As a humor book, it's undermined by playing it straight too often. And while some readers in our book club didn't mind the way the book played fast and loose with its setting (time and place), the numerous contradictions along that line really bothered me. But the characters are very interesting and there are a few passages that show real brilliance.

If you like tongue-in-cheek, gothic/weird horror, this might be one for you. It's definitely interesting. Because of its unevenness, however, I can't quite recommend it.

Humorous Faustian Tale with Memorable Moments

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I have mixed feelings about this book. Howard's sense of humor is similar to that of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams (two of my favorites), but it was combined with some very dark, and at times disturbing bits that didn't seem to mix right with the lighthearted humor that pervades the narrative. The biggest issue I had with it though, is that it seems to suffer from having too many main characters. I went into the book expecting the story to be about Johannes Cabal, yet it ends up being more about the carnival than about Cabal. The story is told from the points of view of a variety of characters, some of whom only appear in the story for a brief moment. These scenes didn't seem to add much to the story, and I found them to be too much of a distraction from the characters I really wanted to get to know - Cabal and his brother. There is also a side character who is introduced about 2/3rds of the way through the book whose point of view suddenly dominates the story. He becomes almost like a 3rd main character who you come to know almost better than the Cabal brothers, but who seems to have been introduced as an afterthought, or as a tool to get to the end of the plot. This book left me feeling as though I was only watching the story from the outside, not experiencing it the way I wanted to. In general, I think it had potential, but maybe suffered from a bit of "first book syndrome." I plan on reading the next one but will be looking for some significant improvement and hopefully a much deeper understanding of Johannes Cabal.

Mixed Feelings

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This book is perfect, the narration is wonderful and absolutely makes this one of my all time favorites.

I read it once and listened twice so far!

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A bit of the tale left open ended, but not obnoxiously so. Narration was fantastic.

simply marvelous

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I can't wait to read the next books in the series. I highly recommend checking it out.

Very entertaining and the narrator was excellent.

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My favorite Audible listen so far. Great fun! Witty, clever dark humor. The descriptiveness of the scenes and characters creates a wonderful, creepy and quirky world. Love the characters. Exactly the escape I was hoping for. Listened with my elementary school age son who was found it very engaging. We will get more Cabal stories for sure.

Wickedly funny writing, fabulous performance

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A great book from someone that is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors!

While the "evil carnival" trope has been done before, this is a unique take with great characters. the Cabal brothers are both interesting and have a nice dynamic.

The book feels like it has a few different stories in it (like the pocket universe part), but it all flows together well.

Interesting characters are introduced throughout, even in the last third of the book.

Also, the narrator is FANTASTIC. He really brought the story to life.

If you like dark comedy, and stories about deals with the devil and dark carnivals and such, this is the book for you!

Fantastic, Fun and Funny (Great narration)

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I throughly love this book. It is one of my favorites in the Johannas Cabal series.
My only disappointment is with the choice of narrator. Cabal is described as a younger man in his mid to late twenties with a slight German accent.
Cazenove reads like a middle aged English gentleman. Johannes brother, although older, is now younger then Johannes and is supposed to be a bit of a rogue. The type one might see in gambling halls and places of ill reput. one would exspect him to have more of a New York Bowery type of twang in his voice.
In fact most of the caricatures have the same voice personality in fact. The reading is about 98% accurate but the slight changes seem to diminish the comedy.
I so wish Tim Burton would take notice of this story. Mr. Depp would make an excellent Johannas Cabal.

Great Story, needed better narrator.

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The story is a good one - an actually interesting take on the Demonic Carnival trope. But what really kept me listening was the quality of the narration. He is one of the most expressive, talented readers I have encountered yet, with a distinct and memorable voice for even the most minor characters. His Satan sounds like King Jareth from "Labyrinth" mixed with a languid and confident tiger; he works actions such as laughing and yawning into the dialogue as though they are stage directions. What a brilliant performance.

The Narrator Shines

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