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Molly McGhee
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"Molly McGhee reminds me of absolutely no one. Here’s an original mind brimming over with invention and comic ferocity . . . [a] mad, hilarious writer.”
—Ben Marcus, author of The Flame Alphabet
✓ Jonathan Abernathy you are kind.
✓ You are competent.
✓ You are well respected and valued by your community.
✓ People, including your family, love you.
Jonathan Abernathy is a self-proclaimed loser . . . he’s behind on his debts, has no prospects, no friends, and no ambitions. But when a government loan forgiveness program offers him a literal dream job, he thinks he’s found his big break. If he can appear to be competent at his new job, entering the minds of middle-class workers while they sleep and removing the unsavory detritus of their waking lives from their unconscious, he might have a chance at a new life. As Abernathy finds his footing in this new role, reality and morality begin to warp around him. Soon, the lines between life and work, love and hate, right and wrong, even sleep and consciousness, begin to blur.
Molly McGhee touches on a theme most people know all too well—the relentlessly crushing weight of debt. A workplace novel, at once tender, startling, and deeply funny, Jonathan Abernathy You Are Kind is a stunning, critical work of surrealist fiction, a piercing critique of late-stage capitalism, and a reckoning with its true cost.
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
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The Plight Before Christmas
- By: Kate Stewart
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins
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Clark Griswold was onto something...at least with his annual holiday meltdown. And since the last three weeks of my life have been riddled with humbug—another breakup, a broken toe, an office promotion I deserved and didn’t get—I’m not at all in the mood to celebrate nor have the happ, happ, happiest Christmas EVER.
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Gaslighting and games
- By FMC on 12-22-22
By: Kate Stewart
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He's Gone
- By: Rebecca Collomosse
- Narrated by: Victoria Blunt, Cicely Whitehead, Joe Eyre
- Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
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My fiancé brought me tea and scrambled eggs in bed that morning, and we snuggled together, talking about buying our rings, and about our perfect wedding next year. Then we headed into town. He held my hand and gazed at the ring I liked best, a smile spreading slowly over his face. Then a glass of bubbly to celebrate. I felt flushed, excited and ready for the rest of my life with the man I loved. We race to get on the train home. It screams to a halt and I run towards its open doors. Made it. I think he’s right behind me — but when I turn around, he’s gone.
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Disappointing plot
- By TerriSweeta on 12-04-24
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The Answer Is No
- A Short Story
- By: Fredrik Backman, Elizabeth DeNoma - translator
- Narrated by: Stacy Gonzalez
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
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Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
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Narrator doesn’t get Backman’s satire or rhythm
- By joey1603 on 12-01-24
By: Fredrik Backman, and others
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Starship Troopers
- By: Robert A. Heinlein
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
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Johnnie Rico never really intended to join up—and definitely not the infantry. But now that he’s in the thick of it, trying to get through combat training harder than anything he could have imagined, he knows everyone in his unit is one bad move away from buying the farm in the interstellar war the Terran Federation is waging against the Arachnids. Because everyone in the Mobile Infantry fights. And if the training doesn’t kill you, the Bugs are more than ready to finish the job.
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The definitive version!
- By Kristopher G. Hesson on 10-03-24
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Dead Med
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso, Scott Merriman
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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When Heather McKinley dreamed of becoming a doctor, she imagined curing sick kids and sporting pink stethoscopes. She never anticipated the sleepless nights, grueling exams, and endless labs. And she certainly never knew that her medical school earned the nickname Dead Med thanks to the tragic history of students overdosing on illegal drugs. But Heather would never consider doing anything like that. That is, until her longtime boyfriend dumps her, she finds herself failing anatomy, and her world starts to crumble.
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Hmm
- By Morgan Meaux on 08-22-24
By: Freida McFadden
What listeners say about Jonathan Abernathy You Are Kind
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- 12-16-23
Dark, interesting ride
Molly McGhee’s debut novel is a dark, spellbinding ride into what humans are willing to do to to survive and fit into what they perceive for society. I suspect this is the first of many novels.
Andrew’s narration is excellent.
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- Indieheadddd
- 03-03-24
Middling novel
I liked the performance and the way the book was written, but it sagged in the middle and had an uncomfortable ending. I think a lot of the ideas introduced in the novel are fascinating, but parts were rushed. This is a good idea with a lot to think about, but could have benefitted from being drafted 1-2 more times.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-01-23
Funny & Relatable
I love workplace novels and I love science fiction, so I was immediately drawn in by this premise! As someone who lives under the weight of a lot of student debt, I found this to be a great commentary that dismantles late stage capitalism in a way that felt comedically absurd and entertaining rather than tedious and self-righteously preachy.
I also found this author’s writing style to be a lot more humorous and funny than I thought it was going to be! It made me laugh out loud in several places throughout the book.
I think this plot is resonate for young gen-Z kids graduating college in 2023 who are desperately searching for a career that gives them financial security but also a sense of purpose in life! I feel that sums up Jonathan Abernathy in a nut shell!
Overall, great read! Highly highly recommend!!
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- Jon Elias
- 02-27-24
lovely prose and narration, disappointing story
First, the prose in the story was wonderful, and the voice actor did a great job at reading the story. the inflection and dialogue was very enjoyable. that said, the story suffered. unreliable narrator aside, there were some inconsistencies throughout the story that were distracting and I don't think they were intentional. the dream aspects were not very engaging, and didn't quite feel dream like. the characters felt one-dimensional, and the main character in particular was frustrating. I know the author was going for low self-esteem and naivete, but it went too far to be enjoyable. frankly I found him unorganically obtuse. would probably read future books because the literary skill of the author is very evident, but this book just fell short for me.
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- Nathanael Brown
- 03-26-24
I refuse to return this audible credit
I listened to this while hiking around Calico Basin. It wasn't a perfectly buttoned up novel, but neither am I (nor my good friend Jonathan Abernathy).
I convinced a Feeld date to buy the book at Writer's Block just twenty five common minutes after meeting her at Mothership Coffee.
Then my mother asked if all of that firefighting could lift the weight of my college debt.
I don't know mom, I was a seasonal. I'm not in it anymore.
But I will try.
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- CJ
- 11-29-23
Confusing story
Listened and was confused from start to finish. Narrator is excellent but sorry is so confusing
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- davis
- 06-18-24
Blobathon Blabbernathy
I'm all for slow burning stories, but man this one goes nowhere. it's repetitive, there is no subtlety, and the actually interesting plot developments go nowhere. a good third of this book could be cut and it would read far better.
I was praying for Blabbermouth's death by the end of this word vomit brick. It's unfortunate too because the core aspects of the world would be really, really interesting to delve into in almost any other way.
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