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Benjamin Wallace
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It was supposed to be the happiest place on the whole wide planet. It was supposed to be a place where every child’s favorite characters came to life. And it was, until those characters went nuts and started killing everyone. Then it wasn’t so happy.
Ten years later, Jake and his team of robot reclamation specialists are heading to the island theme park to confront the evil machines, discover Kat’s connection to the disaster, and boost the flagging ratings on their reality show, Scrappers.
Fearless Monkeynauts, overly friendly Bearberry Bears, feuding Presidents, Dinosty Warriors, fairy tale legends, and more populate the abandoned park, and only the Junkers are brave enough—or dumb enough—to go for a visit.
Join Jake, Hailey, Kat, Savant, Mason and, of course, Glitch as they try to uncover the mystery of what they call The Tragic Kingdom.
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Santa. Zombies. The HOA. Life in the suburbs isn’t all birthday parties and bounce houses.
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Dammit john
- By ken on 02-08-25
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Shattered Alliance: Publisher's Pack
- Books 1-2
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Contains books one and two of the Shattered Alliance series.
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FUN!
- By A. R. Holloway on 11-28-20
By: Benjamin Wallace
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The Best Realtor in the Galaxy
- By: Moran Ziv
- Narrated by: Lou Del Bianco
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Prince, a charismatic (and lackluster) real-estate agent with a complicated past, gets a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it to the literal top of the business—fly an advanced spaceship known as “The Kepler” to an alien planet, where he will resume his career as an intergalactic realtor—selling luxury homes to the ultra-rich and live like the king he always knew he was. But when the plan falls short, and Prince discovers the dark forces manipulating his life on Matlitodus, he finds himself in the middle of an intergalactic scheme.
By: Moran Ziv
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MagiCraft Master: A Mass Isekai LitRPG
- MagiCraft Master, Book 1
- By: Wilbur Woods
- Narrated by: J.S. Arquin
- Length: 12 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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The son of a billionaire tech entrepreneur, Logan Specter spends his time—and his family's wealth—on artistic and altruistic pursuits. His indulgences have produced a pile of paintings and a string of failed charities. A rebel without a cause who defies his father's corporatist lifestyle while benefiting from the privileges it affords him, Logan lacks true ambition, unable to commit himself to his own potential. The only things in his life giving him any direction are his girlfriend, Freya, and her unconditional love.
By: Wilbur Woods
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Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors
- A Duck & Cover Adventure, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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The post-apocalyptic world isn't that bad. Sure, there are mutants. But, for the people of New Hope, daily life isn't so much a struggle of finding food or medicine as it is trying to find a new shortstop for their kickball team. This makes it difficult for a post-apocalyptic warrior to find work. Thankfully, an army full of killers is making its way to the peaceful town and plans to raze it to the ground. Only a fully trained post-apocalyptic nomadic warrior can stop them.
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Even a Mushroom Cloud Has a Silver Lining
- By Rabbit on 07-20-18
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Junkers
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
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The corporations promised it could never happen. Of course they would say that. Their products were everywhere. They had turned everything from scarecrows to coffee makers into robots, and there wasn't a home on Earth that wasn't filled with their machines.
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A worthy effort but should be longer.
- By cosmitron on 05-28-18
By: Benjamin Wallace
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The Zomnibus
- A Dads vs. Collection
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 22 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Santa. Zombies. The HOA. Life in the suburbs isn’t all birthday parties and bounce houses.
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Dammit john
- By ken on 02-08-25
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Shattered Alliance: Publisher's Pack
- Books 1-2
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Contains books one and two of the Shattered Alliance series.
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FUN!
- By A. R. Holloway on 11-28-20
By: Benjamin Wallace
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The Best Realtor in the Galaxy
- By: Moran Ziv
- Narrated by: Lou Del Bianco
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Prince, a charismatic (and lackluster) real-estate agent with a complicated past, gets a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it to the literal top of the business—fly an advanced spaceship known as “The Kepler” to an alien planet, where he will resume his career as an intergalactic realtor—selling luxury homes to the ultra-rich and live like the king he always knew he was. But when the plan falls short, and Prince discovers the dark forces manipulating his life on Matlitodus, he finds himself in the middle of an intergalactic scheme.
By: Moran Ziv
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MagiCraft Master: A Mass Isekai LitRPG
- MagiCraft Master, Book 1
- By: Wilbur Woods
- Narrated by: J.S. Arquin
- Length: 12 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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The son of a billionaire tech entrepreneur, Logan Specter spends his time—and his family's wealth—on artistic and altruistic pursuits. His indulgences have produced a pile of paintings and a string of failed charities. A rebel without a cause who defies his father's corporatist lifestyle while benefiting from the privileges it affords him, Logan lacks true ambition, unable to commit himself to his own potential. The only things in his life giving him any direction are his girlfriend, Freya, and her unconditional love.
By: Wilbur Woods
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Dark Mage 1: Paladin's Fall
- By: DB King
- Narrated by: Dustin Naylor
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Ethan is a Sun Paladin, one of the most formidable holy warriors of the Empire of the New Dawn. After distinguishing himself in battle, he is offered a promotion to the rank of captain, but only if he undertakes a Warrior Pilgrimage to hunt down and slay an evil sorceress. His quest brings him to the wilds of Sturmgard, where he is confronted with ravenous werewolves, dark sorcery, and questions of his heritage and his true destiny.
By: DB King
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Tortugas Rising
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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In the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, on a chain of manmade islands, Steve Bennett and his best friend, Paul, find themselves thrust into a world they doesn't understand, when they stumble upon a secret that could change the world forever. Their discovery puts the two friends in the sights of conspirators and killers, who will stop at nothing to see their plans fulfilled. Steve and Paul must evade the killers, escape the islands and save the world. Of course, they have no training, no allies, and no idea what they're doing.
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Exciting book!
- By Alex Garrett on 06-22-18
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Tin Man
- Galaxy's Edge, Book 0.5
- By: Jason Anspach, Nick Cole
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 52 mins
- Unabridged
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In the wilds of a jungle planet, the Legion fights in brutal combat as Republic marines fly their SLICS from one tragedy to the next. H292, a repurposed warbot, shows the heart of a hero as he wades into the battle not to destroy - but to save.
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So cool
- By Chris on 02-01-20
By: Jason Anspach, and others
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Alan Buys the Universe
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Marc Mulero
- Narrated by: Jeremy Frazier
- Length: 15 hrs and 5 mins
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Somewhere faraway, the universe is in peril. But on Earth, Alan is minding his own business after a boring double-shift at the pawn shop… until he’s assaulted by a screaming archer who turns out to be a good shot. Alan awakes in Strangey Town, a zany nightmarish jungle of ideas run by a horrid deity. Things get even stranger when a clairvoyant frog confirms Alan has an affinity for magic, and that his powers are far from ordinary. He can convene with gods, bargain for souls, and tap into every known magic the universe has to offer. It's unheard of!
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Trippy
- By Richelu on 03-01-25
By: Marc Mulero
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Psyker Marine
- A Science Fiction LitRPG (Galactic Invasion, Book 1)
- By: Jake Malory
- Narrated by: Matthew Michael Lewis, Renée Nolen
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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My name is James Thorne, and I wasn't supposed to matter. Before the invasion, I was just a guy in a dead-end job, keeping my head down and my past buried. The Gehenna want our annihilation. Thankfully, they angered the Aetherion who may help humanity not only fight back, but turn the tide. When I’m offered the chance to be Cleansed, to become something more than I was, I take it. And it turns out I’m special. No, I’m not the Chosen One. And yes, there are others like me, but as a Psyker, I can do things most can't. Things that make me very dangerous.
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X-COM, The literary edition.
- By Anonymous User on 02-19-25
By: Jake Malory
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The Calamitous Bob
- By: Alex Gilbert
- Narrated by: Laurie Catherine Winkel, Gary Furlong, Jeff Hays
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
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Ah, Nyil, with its magic, its monsters, and its petty gods. A divine spat leaves French medic Viv stranded in the middle of an arcane disaster zone crawling with undead horrors. Thankfully, there are strange allies to be found, not least the mysterious interface that helps humans survive in this merciless world. Viv will have to progress fast to survive this calamity and find civilisation. She will also need a bit of luck. Unless, of course, she becomes the calamity herself. After all, luck is such a fickle thing.
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Awesome narration to fit an awesome series
- By Amazon Customer on 02-05-25
By: Alex Gilbert
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-01-25
Ben has a wonderful way of yelling stories.
I've loved this whole book. It reminds me of Temu Disney land just in the future. I'm so invested in the characters and loving how they interact with each other. Ben, how do you think of this stuff and put it together to make us laugh and shudder at the same time. Phil is great at narration. Thank you for this book. I really needed it.
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- Derrick
- 03-02-25
Ben is back!
This was an awesome installment of Junkers. Absurdity at its best. I only pitty poor Phil Thron for trying to make it through without breaking down laughing. (Psst... I don't think he did.)
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