
Just Pardon My French
Hetta Coffey Series, Book 8
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April Doty
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By:
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Jinx Schwartz
About this listen
Hetta Coffey is a sassy Texan with a snazzy yacht, and she’s not afraid to use it! She’s living aboard her 45-foot boat in Mexico’s spectacular Sea of Cortez, taking work where she can get it and, characteristically, she isn’t all that concerned about any pesky legalities involved.
Docked at a pricey marina in La Paz, her cruising kitty is taking a hit, so when she’s offered a dream job, she jumps on it. All she has to do is act as a courier, babysitting equipment and sensitive documentation for her former employer to their new offices in France.
Not only does she get to revisit a country she once lived in and loved, she’ll meet with her significant other, Jenks Jenkins, in Paris. Oh là là! An easy job and a romantic vacation, all paid for; what could possibly go wrong?
With Hetta? Just about everything.
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- ld
- 07-01-19
Loved the narration!
My first Hetta Coffee Series and my first Audible review! Here is the perfect pairing of plot and narration. From beginning to end, I enjoyed April Doty's animated voice and accents, I intend to look for more of her work.
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- K.D. Keenan
- 04-30-22
The Narrator Nearly Spoiled It
I'm sure the narrator said she knew how to pronounce French, but I am here to tell you she cannot. She also mispronounced several English and Spanish words, but not as many. That cringiness aside, I found her narration forced and unnatural. However, "Just Pardon My French" is another Hetta Coffey romp, complete with Hetta's and Jan's near-total disregard for the law, be it American, French, or Mexican. I enjoyed the story much more than I did the narration, and powered past the awful--AWFUL--mispronounciations.
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