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Just Stab Me Now

By: Jill Bearup
Narrated by: Jill Bearup
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A desperate mother. A dubious escort. And a deranged author who won’t leave them alone. Caroline Lindley is determined that her new romance novel will be her best one yet. Fantasy! Formal gowns! Fencing! And, of course, a twentysomething heroine to star in an enemies-to-lovers plot with all of Caroline’s favourite tropes.

But Lady Rosamund Hawkhurst is a thirty-six-year-old widow with two children, her sole focus is facilitating a peace treaty between her adopted nation and her homeland, and she flatly refuses to take the correct approach to there being only one bed. What’s an author to do?

Based on her popular Fantasy Heroine YouTube Shorts series, Jill Bearup’s debut novel brings us the best of worlds both meta- and medieval-inspired. Terry Pratchett aficionados will enjoy the political intrigue paired with convivial, tongue-in-cheek satire. And then there's the slow-burn, fade-to-black romance too…

If you loved Stranger Than Fiction and The Princess Bride, you will soon find yourself cheering on enemies-to-BFFs Rosamund and Caroline as together they learn what it means to be the hero of your own story.

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I was pleasantly supprised that Jill, the author, is so good at narrating. I felt so immersed in the story that I forgot where I was for an hour. Bravo! And because I follow Jill on YouTube, I realize how hard it was to record it. Again, well done. Now, how can we convince Jill to write a sequel?

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I so enjoyed this story! It’s grown so much from it’s YouTube beginning. I’m so very glad Jill listened to all the fans wishing for the novel. It was well worth the wait to hear it.

The story is fun and a great escape from the real world. Recommend it to everyone!

Brilliant

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I loved the world building. Very pratchettesque. Next book please along with the video preview.

Better than the video series

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